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<0> cacti is good
<1> oh yeah
<1> and cute
<2> who can tell me were i can find info for php and flash,pls
<1> -grin-
<0> www.php.com
<0> and www.macromedia.com
<3> and www.google.com
<1> Parents Helping Parents
<3> People Hooked on Porn
<4> php.net you ****en retard
<2> 10x,freman
<5> you seriously didn't know that Chin3zu` ?
<4> 10x!
<5> rotard
<1> ktnx



<0> if you want to use php for flash remoting then... http://www.amfphp.org/
<3> PHPBBHLPPLZOMFGROTFLOLOLOL :))))))))))))))))))))) !!11!!1!!ONE!!
<1> LOLZ
<6> imgine being jesus' brother.. thatd be a tough gig.
<7> meh gaim is missing alot of ****
<7> =|
<8> yeah gaim is totally weak
<7> about as weak as you
<7> =P
<7> or a paraplegic rotard
<3> so yeah vista has a lot of issues but i think its cool to try it and laugh anyway
<3> hoo hi twysted
<9> hi
<3> is it me or that was a useless bit of chatting?
<10> Vista is cool
<10> Face it
<3> na am talking bout another chan i just left
<3> :P
<3> yeah hagen das is cool too dosent mean i ll stick it in my hard drive
<11> hagen das?
<11> are you ****ing high or something
<3> i so ****ing wish i were
<11> haha
<1> awwww
<1> how sweet
<1> :D
<3> yeah nothing like a good "in the pooper" to cheer up Lame_nick
<1> can't disagree
<3> its like 0.0sec=ramming cock 0.0000001sec=huge ****ing smile
<3> its faster acting than a sql query on a one entry table
<11> ok
<11> you ARE intoxicated
<11> obviously
<3> thats the sad bit, this is me sober
<3> am ****ing useless for laughs unless am stoned
<11> lol
<12> is this is official php.net irc channel?
<1> no
<5> no
<12> where is it
<13> irc.php.net ?
<12> server doesnt exist though
<12> but you guys will be able to help me will you?
<12> hehe
<14> you whore.
<12> no help needed right now
<12> ohh wait here's one
<1> #100
<1> $100
<15> $90
<12> ?
<1> $89,50
<15> $89,49
<1> ok
<12> how do u parse a variable within a string
<15> huh ?
<12> lets say im opening a file that has a $foo variable in it
<12> file.txt => the quick brown $animal jumps over the lazy $object
<12> i want to be able to read the file, parse whatever variable it is inside that text file, before pumping it out as an output



<13> raD www.php.net/str_replace or www.php.net/preg_replace
<13> Probally need a www.php.net/foreach in there too.
<12> nope not that
<12> i want to parse the variable within the file
<12> lets say, in my php code $animal = fox;
<12> then when i open the text file, file.txt
<15> raD, that exactly how you have to do it!! str_replace
<12> i want to be able to parse all variables in the file
<13> Ya, that.
<13> Listen douchebag.
<13> I told you the ****ing answer.
<12> you guys dont know what im tryin to do
<13> If you KNEW the answer, you wouldnt have to ask here now would you?
<12> im looking for something like eval() bitches
<13> Now if your trying to parse it for PHP, and not just variables, use eval() or include() it.
<13> Your a ****ing idiot.
<16> Hey! Any ideas how you can do a new line in an imagecreatefrompng, using text = "line 1\nline2\n"; puts it all on the same line, with a sort of "V T" character on top of each other where I have \n
<17> Hello People.
<17> Have a small issue, and wondering if you could recommend the best way of resolving it.
<17> i have say 400 files in a folder, all should be filename.jpg however a lot have no exstension on them, is there anyway to perform a command so that it add the exstension .jpg to the files that are missing it?
<17> If that makes sence.
<18> how can i decrypte an md5 string? the reverse way as i have encrypted it?
<19> I try to show the session id with sessionid(); but i have no reply
<1> BohemianP, you can't "decrypt" it
<18> erm. just want to display that value, i'm using in a script so i can email back the forgotten p***word
<20> BohemianP .. the entire point of md5 is you save the hash value, you dont know the real value
<20> if they forget their p***word, create a system where they validate themselves via e-mail or whatnot, then change it all together
<20> you'll never get it back
<18> yes, i kinda figured that out. cheers
<20> if someone hax0res your database, they will have a list of usernames and md5 hashes
<20> which does no good
<20> for them
<1> except if they crack them... which could take years
<18> i see
<5> heh
<5> or if they use and md5 db
<1> yeah
<5> don't just md5 the p***
<5> md5 the $username.$pasword.$salt
<5> where $salt is the same, probably some var defined in the application itself
<5> e.g.
<3> register time/date
<5> define("MY_SALT","OMFGL0LZh4x!");
<5> Ophiocus, the idea is that the salt is not stored in the db
<3> they ll hack that in no time i bet 90% of .ro hax0rz will try that as a first option
<5> they need the application source before they can do that
<3> the register time date is a use once random thing
<5> you could get even l337er
<3> ip!
<5> Ophiocus, yeah, so how do you verify it next time they log in?
<5> to create the md5 to test against, you need to be able to reproduce the same md5 string based on user input
<3> well thats it, the system is so secure they ll NEVER get in
<3> buwahahahHAHAHAH
<5> I like to use an apache env var
<5> SetEnv tehsalt = 'omfgOphicioust3hfagz0r'
<11> [01:25] <11> I am loving doing this movie
<11> [01:26] <11> its just so awsome.. I can just visualise it, and produce it using photoshop, flash and fireworks.. all three make it simple enough to do anything I want fairly effectively
<11> [01:26] <11> and its just.. easy.
<11> [01:26] <11> lovin it.
<5> for t3h win!
<1> ftw wtf
<21> im trying to run a query, for some reason its not giving any errors, but also its not updating the db, can someone see where i might be going wrong at
<21> http://pastebin.com/659915
<21> the p***word in particular
<21> it is echoing also the p***word update
<21> so i know its running through
<20> is the id field char or numeric
<5> echo mysql_effected_rows($res);
<5> mysql_affected_rows() returns the number of rows affected by the last INSERT, UPDATE or DELETE query ***ociated with link_identifier. If the link identifier isn't specified, the last link opened by mysql_connect() is ***umed.
<22> **** drav, im too ****in tired to be pwnt
<5> aw
<5> poor piegz0r
<22> do you know what is it to work at the best bakery shop in town before holydays ?


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