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<0> jesus, keep that **** to yourself
<1> I wonder if the MM story is for real
<2> ?
<1> Marilyn manson
<2> there was a drummer in some rock band that had his lower ribs removed so he could **** his own ****... forget which band now though
<2> haven't heard anything about MM
<1> that's what I've heard about MM
<2> he may have done it too. i read about this when I was in Jr. High so it would have been like '96 - '98 timeframe
<1> this thing should be done at birth
<2> might be easier to do it at adult hood so that there are no growth defects
<1> I was just kidding :P
<2> oh
<2> :P
<1> my ex was so good at it.. omg..
<2> i don't get around that much but i've had BJs from 4 different girls and none of them were very good at it
<2> this one bitch i've been sleeping with on and off lately is the best of them, but she still needs some teaching



<2> guess i just got poor luck
<1> when I first hooked up with this girl I was like "Hell! I'll quit the regular stuff!"
<2> heh
<2> time to smoke a bowl i think
<1> time to go to bed, I don't want to loose the weekend :)
<2> nothing going on with undernet anyways
<1> yeah, everybody's sleeping 'till late today
<2> just after midnight here... thats still kinda early for friday
<2> if i wasn't working overtime tomorrow i'd be out somewhere probably
<1> eh... it's 8am here, saturday already
<1> well... good night
<1> I'm out
<2> cya
<3> best ****in thing ever
<3> I have this room in my house
<3> sealed it up hell good
<3> put a pc in there
<3> and turned it into like a sauna
<2> lol
<2> good for you maybe, bad for computer
<2> bye bye hdd's
<3> meh the pc isnt running that hot inside its case
<3> only like 50 degrees
<2> thats surprising
<3> besides its a piece of **** lol
<2> thats how i keep my basement a little warmer
<2> just not that warm
<2> heh
<4> i thought you had sealed it for cutting up the dead bodies
<3> lol
<3> nah its awsome
<3> had to run a couple of heaters in here overnight to drive out ALL the moisture
<3> its so dry in here
<2> heh
<5> hello can anyone give me a good web application design concept site?
<0> such as?
<0> you want to learn basics of how to design an application? or looking for a premade application?
<6> hey guys whats new?
<5> well PapaBear I'm trying to understand
<5> how is it done
<5> that how the UserInterface is done and how the functional part is done
<6> hakhak, normally through templates and logic pages
<6> logic pages load templates and fill in variables.
<6> PEAR has a decent template cl***
<7> so does your mom
<5> oh
<5> so is it good for OO design?
<6> Sean|, nah her cl*** is ****
<6> but her roast's are good
<6> aww, shutdown so he left
<6> hakhak, yeah works nicely with OO - but can useed with procedural just as well, just abstracts the template loading stuff for you.
<6> the important thing is to seperate the desing from the logic.
<6> and the each page just fills in gaps, basic premis for building a web app.
<8> god your all such dawgs
<8> just admit it already
<5> what's a good way to do design for a functional part and a user interface, how should they work together?
<9> hakhak: i usually do api's and objects
<9> then template pages
<5> objects and template pages?
<5> how can you do that? can you give me an example on how to work on templates?
<10> what is an alternative to mysql_fetch_row that doesn't move the internal data pointer ahead?



<10> php.net seems to be really slow atm
<11> hi
<10> or how do i reset the data pointer back to 0?
<11> help saf mod on server what shell php ?
<10> mysql_data_seek()?
<10> yeah, that looks about right
<12> bander_83: no.
<10> anyone know much sql? :P. need a little direction as to where to find syntax for changing the order the columns are arranged in
<10> is there an ALTER option for it?
<12> just select them in the order you want
<10> i *guess* i could do that
<10> i'm just kinda ocd sometimes
<12> i *know* you could do that
<10> wanting to put the more commonly used columns first
<12> why does it matter?
<12> the db doesn't care
<10> easier to remember their array offsets when i fetch 'em
<13> use ***ociative arrays
<12> ohhh, you shouldn't use array offsets. you should reference the column name
<10> mysql_fetch_***oc instead of mysql_fetch_row?
<12> mysql_fetch_array()
<10> aight, i suppose that would be even handier :D
<10> grazi
<12> you should get in the habit of only selecting columns you need, anyway
<10> i do except when i know i'll be using all/most of them
<12> select * is to be avoided unless you will always and forever want every column
<13> SELECT * saves coding time :P
<12> o_O
<13> jk
<10> s/know/***ess there's a high probability that
<10> prolly minimizes network traffic, too :P
<10> potentially
<10> ...if the db isn't local
<12> wow, i'm getting some kind of rotten attack from that .ROtard i banned
<12> thank goodness for /silence
<12> /silence *!*@*.ro
<12> and probably /silence *!*@8*
<13> the scriptkiddies got ya
<12> tried to...
<13> give him your real 127.x.x.x IP
<12> looked some of mIRC exploit
<12> *some kind of
<12> any of you dudes watch wrestling?
<12> and I mean WWE, not some gay olympic wrestling or something
<13> hmm nope but all the teens and kids are going crazy it over here atm
<12> they have this new dude called "The Great Khali"
<13> *over it
<12> biggest mofo i've ever seen
<12> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Khali
<12> check that sumbitch
<12> stands a head taller than "The Big Show" and way more muscled
<12> http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/04/silvasinghchono.jpg
<13> huge hehe
<12> he "fought" ray mysterio last night
<12> when both are standing, ray is looking square into his belt buckle
<12> lol
<13> haha
<13> i used to like watching the old shows like hulk hogan vs andre the giant
<12> yeah, i haven't watched wrestling in a long time, but giants fascinate me so I started watching this dude in action
<12> that mofo used to be a police office in India
<12> hahaha
<12> that would **** to get pwn3d by him for committing a crime
<12> most Indians are tiny...i wonder that dude's deal is
<13> the occasional freak i guess
<12> lame_nick: plz
<14> ok
<12> iepuras_20: respekt plz!
<14> who?
<12> nothing. I'm just pretending to be .ro for kicks
<14> uo
<14> give to me baby
<12> ok. but you asked for it
<14> no


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