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<0> how i need to write this : if($answer!=
<0> if($answer!="name") {
<0> how do i have to put the " ?
<1> just like you did
<2> or '
<0> ok
<2> whatever you prefer
<0> and if the answer is gona be : name is gona make action or }else {echo"invalid"} like this ?
<2> sure
<0> thanks a lot
<0> :)
<3> hello, I am having a problem with my php installation. I am testing it out, but sometimes my phpinfo page does not load all the way. I am running php 4.4.1 on Apache 2.0.49
<3> any idea as to why this would happen?
<4> Can anyone help me with installing FreeType2 with PHP 5.0.4?
<5> poiuy_qwert: I can, but first, read the rules in the topic :)
<4> k



<4> read them
<4> GecKo`: i cant find any help on how to install it
<5> oh
<5> you've read the rules
<5> and you're still asking for help
<5> installing a certain package?
<5> please excuse me while I sever my own penis and attempt to inhale it
<4> ...
<6> ****
<6> Twyce_Dailey
<6> you round?
<6> paging my Twyce_Dailey
<6> er
<6> mr
<7> ehehe
<6> Go find me a key for brainwave generator
<7> nehhaw
<3> I asked this before, but ill give it another shot: hello, I am having a problem with my php installation. I am testing it out, but sometimes my phpinfo page does not load all the way. I am running php 4.4.1 on Apache 2.0.49
<3> any ideas on why this would happen? I am stumped
<2> it could be a networking issue
<3> it just cuts off in the middle of a table: http://www.barnshirts.com/index.php
<3> its on my local computer
<2> do downloads/uploads ever die off in progress?
<2> does refresh show the rest of the page?
<3> sometimes.
<3> it cuts off in random places
<3> eventually a refresh will get the whole page
<3> Ive never had a problem with uploads/downloads, nor static pages loading
<2> and this only happens with your local server? Never like google or any other remote site?
<3> nope
<2> that sounds like a challenge
<2> one good way to diagnose this issue
<2> go to your apache modules
<2> and hash almost all of them out, except the bare nessesities
<2> if it still does it
<2> turn 'em back on
<2> then hash out all the php extensions
<3> I guess I forgot to mention that I am running on w2k, if that matters
<2> when it finally works, start turning them back on one at a time
<3> that is a good idea. I shall do that.
<2> until it happens again, then you know what the culperate is
<2> colperate, corporate, whatever
<3> I think you spelled it right
<2> you may want to start with php extensions
<2> cause if it only happens with php files, it's probably definately php related
<3> one other thing that may be of interest... I also installed a forum, and it sometimes screws up characters or messes up the session info. IE you will be randomly logged out. Does that signify any common problems with php configuration?
<2> I'd hope it was a extension/module problem
<2> cause if it's a network problem, it'll be much harder to fix
<3> could it really be a network problem if im working on the local machine?
<2> yeah, I've had that issue before I could swear
<2> I don't think I found the solution
<2> it had to do with a memory issue I think maybe
<2> but I think it had to do with an extension
<2> I just fixed it by jumping my apache up to 2052 and my php up to 505
<2> and kapow, strange random depricated issues everywhere instead, at least those are fixable
<3> I could try that. I was going to go with php 5, but it appears a great deal of software not only does not use it, but does not support it
<2> you can kinda make it support it
<2> depending on how they use references mainly
<2> by making a .htaccess and using like php_set error_reporting 1024
<2> then you get your php4 scripts working ok (hopefully) and you get your php5 working
<2> also, you could install both php4 and php5 and just map .php4 to php4 and .php5 to php5



<3> thats an interesting solution
<3> they can coexist peacefully together?
<2> uhmmm, I'm sure there has to be a way, I've just altogether done away with outdated scripts
<2> lemme see
<3> im not locked into any particular software just yet, I could just look for versions that support 5
<2> http://www.faqts.com/knowledge_base/view.phtml/aid/26890/fid/1150
<2> there ya go
<3> hehe I think I commented out too many modules :)
<2> one of those articles may have an even better way of using them simultaneously too
<8> hi. can someone give me a little help here -> http://pastebin.com/503504
<2> Abacate, try $errors['name'][0] = 'Name required.';
<2> then $errors['name'][1] = 'Second message.';
<2> then later on
<8> Xedecimal, thank you :)
<2> $errors['name'][0] and ['name'][1]
<2> also
<2> better yet
<2> to just keep appending errors
<3> heh. well at least I found the cause of my subdomain issues from the other day
<2> $errors['name'][] = 'message1'; $errors['name'][] = 'message2';
<3> didnt have mod_rewrite enabled!
<8> Xedecimal, thank you so much
<2> helping people in php is pretty easy, this isn't near as bad as C#, lol
<2> I should be a php tech support guy thing that just tells everyone to go to www.php.net/manual/en
<2> that'd be right awesome
<2> quit my construction job telling people what to do, and start my tech support job telling people what to do, woo hoo
<8> Xedecimal, nah, you are fine here. irc help chans are for quick help issues, even ppl who reads all mnuals needs it time to time
<2> but I could be where people go to first, like, at the manuals, or something
<8> i:)
<2> the whole telling people to check the manuals, was kinda sarcasm, as suggestion to what you find almost everywhere else
<2> I don't think there's such thing as any support on irc other than php
<8> agree 1005
<2> it's hard as hell to find help on any other language or software on irc
<8> 100%
<2> but I think the php support around here makes up for it all
<2> lol
<8> :)
<9> yea true
<10> but this isn't a php support channel
<10> :P
<9> I'll back that up
<2> ohhhhhh
<2> that's why it's so damn good
<9> This is People Humping People
<2> I thought it was paranoid hick's parents
<10> I thought it was for sweaty people....
<10> Personal Humidity Problems
<2> penile haphosis problem
<3> yeah so im going to go with upgrading to php 5. seems the best route. I can get my shopping cart to run on PHP 5 without too much h***le it seems. Thanks for all the help.
<2> yey, no problemo
<3> ill send you a free t-shirt when we are up and running and hopefully profitable :)
<2> oh no you won't
<2> unless it's a SOD shirt
<3> SOD?
<2> system of a down
<3> oh. thats usually SOAD
<2> but we don't live in USOA
<3> no, were going to sell funny t-shirts
<2> taking the tshirt hell path?
<3> well thats a sister site to our main one, which plans to sell drinking games and related products
<2> ahh
<2> we were gonna sell shirts too
<3> we plan on hosting beerpong tournaments in NYC also
<2> my store software has still only been used commercially once
<3> Darkflibble... thats a great idea
<2> df, thinkgeek
<3> you wrote your own?
<3> which package?
<2> weak products priced so amazingly high you wonder how the hell they're still in business
<10> Kevstev, if you do one... let me have one
<10> :P
<2> package?
<2> oh, it's name, I dunno, xstore I guess


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