@# Quotes DB     useful, funny, interesting





Google
 
Web www.quotesdb.info
Undernet  |  EFnet  |  Quakenet  |  Freenode  |  Dalnet  |  Ircnet  |  Galaxynet
Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20



Comments:

<0> Not obvious, no... but logical.
<1> I believe cl***ic asp loads it no matter what.
<0> And ASP ****s.
<1> But it throws the logic/obvious thing out the window.
<0> ASP != logical
<1> php is no saint, either.
<1> But a heck of a lot better.
<0> It makes sense for logic
<2> there's a function to trim unnecessary whitespace from a string no? like 2 spaces in the middle of a string
<0> Use a PCRE
<2> k
<3> hey
<3> wanna see a funny video?
<3> :)
<4> no.
<3> :<



<0> To whom are you speaking?
<3> all of you
<4> no.
<3> pfff
<0> We are not people, we are violins of destruction.
<4> violins?
<4> lol
<3> :S
<0> Would you prefer a fiddle?
<3> http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=kKGxaol4qws&eurl=&iurl=static13.youtube.com/get_still.php?video_id=kKGxaol4qws
<5> cello
<3> wtf :p
<5> cello = nuclear bomb ;0
<0> ****in' flash.
<5> I setup a new coputer today so now I have two of everything, I'm surfing with both hands, I feel like I'm posessed
<5> mouse in each hand
<6> hahaha that was funny shyt
<3> how he hits the screen xD
<3> pofl :p
<0> Ah, I think I know what video that is.
<0> Little kid attempting to play a game?
<3> yeah
<3> http://www.portaltatuape.com.br/labirinto.swf this one
<3> why?
<0> Because it is a feeble format.
<0> ...And because I don't have Flash.
<3> what does feeble mean?
<3> (i speak spanish as a first language)
<0> In this context, think "****y."
<3> ah
<3> :S
<3> flash si pretty porweful.....
<3> and cool
<4> hahah
<1> Yes I agree and flvs are como se dice....sick?
<4> shut up fag
<0> Powerful? Yes. Cool? Not usually. Overused? Absolutely.
<0> Misused? Most definately.
<3> but it can do power stuff
<4> http://us.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0316732/Ss/0316732/C24-21A.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Bundchen,%20Gisele
<0> So can other formats.
<3> but flash is kinda universal
<4> ...
<3> and not heavy
<3> aaa whatever
<0> They can't get it to work correctly on widely used systems, it's hardly "universal."
<4> only because of idiots like you
<4> now stfu
<4> NOT HEAVY?
<4> NOT HEAVY
<4> ??
<4> You bastard.
<3> it's like 800 kb
<1> flash is the future...servers do too much. It is true.
<4> on your knees
<1> Overused...damn ain't that the truth.
<0> BillMurray: that's why we have guns
<0> Damn that Gisele Bundchen picture is nice, though



<3> More than overused i would choose misused
<3> and used for ****ty stuff
<1> I think those go hand in hand.
<3> well, it hasn't been used for interesting stuff tho it can be
<1> I've seen it used for lots of interesting stuff.
<0> Should kill the ****ers who thought it was a good idea to make an entire website out of it
<0> They need to burn for all eternity
<1> For instance...those cute little treatments under the yahoo logo...how appropriate.
<0> I will invent a machine to keep them alive while causing them excruciating pain
<3> aaah you ****
<0> Yahoo had better not have flash on its main page
<7> anyone avail for a little help?
<1> Oh no no... best flash site: http://www.mayhem.net
<0> knewt: read the rules
<7> ok thanks
<3> best flash site is www.2advanced.com
<0> Don't _ever_ say 2advanced is good, EVER
<0> Now go eat a pound of dirt
<3> !
<3> whatever
<7> I am trying to understand what this means -> parse error, unexpected T_STRING, expecting ',' or ';'
<3> you missed a " or a '
<0> You've got a ' or a " somewhere where it's not expected.
<1> I'd have to agree those 2advanced guys look like a bunch of tools. That is the most un-hip design site I've seen in a while...and I really hate hip.
<1> Pshh they don't even have any indie rock playing in the background.
<0> Their entire website is Flash, which tells me that the author is an idiot
<7> do " or ' s have to be canceled out somehow?
<0> knewt: yes, of course
<7> i'm just learning all of this
<1> holy crap cai you're missing the animated sweethearts in the yahoo logo.
<0> Take, for instance, this line: "This is a string which has a "quoted" word in it"
<7> ok
<0> PHP reads "This is a string which has a " and then dies
<3> knewt " and ' are for telling flash you'll have a string in between
<0> It doesn't know how to treat the quoted word, since you haven't escaped the quotes around "quoted".
<3> so if you don't close it, you'll have an endless string
<0> So, you can use: "This is a string which has a \"quoted\" word in it"
<0> Or: 'This is a string which has a "quoted" word in it'
<0> X7C: I'm curious as to how Flash got worked into that
<2> [^a-z,A-Z,0-9,_,-,\,,\.,\?] << how come this won't let ? be part of it?
<3> <0> X7C: I'm curious as to how Flash got worked into that < hm?
<0> 02:56 X7C : knewt " and ' are for telling flash you'll have a string in between
<7> thanks guys
<3> ah sorry
<3> :p
<3> i'm sleepy :p
<3> or at least i should
<0> I should be
<3> it's 6am :S
<0> It's 3am here
<3> where is that?
<0> Missouri, USA
<4> yo mummas house
<2> how do i do a regexp to allow the ? character in a string?
<1> Dammit i missed another episode of will and grace...i can feel myself getting straighter by the second.
<0> That show is terrible
<0> Almost as bad as Dharma and Greg
<3> :p
<1> Oh wow...
<3> i watch smallville :S
<0> I'm not a big fan of Smallville, but I can respect it
<3> :P
<0> I mainly watch SciFi
<3> i hated it until half way in season four
<1> ok will and grace is hilarious...I really only watch to see karen make lewd comments about homos.
<0> i.e. Stargate SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, John Doe, Battlestar Galactica, Surface (some times)
<4> ahaha this site tells you its mysql query
<0> I watch Spike in the mornings if they don't have repeats... which means 2xDS9, 3xTNG
<3> i watch those too,
<3> dunno Spike :S
<1> Oh man I don't watch that **** at all...I only watch seinfeld reruns.
<0> Spike is like this all-for-men channel we have
<3> now eevrything cmoming together in smallville and is looking like the original superman story :)
<0> The only good things they play are Star Trek and CSI


Name:

Comments:

Please enter the result of the sum 63 + 46 (to avoid spam):






Return to #php
or
Go to some related logs:

tech support bot
#MissKitten
#AllNiteCafe
#AllNiteCafe
get the values of IFrame contentWindow values
How many furlongs are there in a mile and a quarter racetrack ?
tetanus shot bum
#linux
piano sight-playing
#linux



Home  |  disclaimer  |  contact  |  submit quotes