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<0> so now ima have to walk like.. alot
<0> and its hot :(
<1> Has anyone here used mmcache with smarty? Is that kosher?
<2> if you try to fopen a 404 file
<2> will it produce an error?
<3> a 404 file?
<3> the easy approach would be.. try it
<3> but it would be logical if it returned -not opened-
<2> how do i locate the php executable
<4> whereis php
<2> hm
<2> php: /usr/sbin/php5.1-modconf /etc/php5.1 /usr/lib/php5.1 /usr/share/php5.1
<4> It should have only searched $PATH and $MANPATH
<4> So I don't know why the lsat three results came up.. but I'm not sure any are what you want.
<4> Though, I don't know how your system is set up... so, for all I know, one is what you want.
<2> i want to run php from the console
<5> any oop code for connecting in db?
<4> adonhis: plenty. There's even an extension, mysqli.
<2> mysqli blowzors
<2> whats new with you, cai
<4> Not a whole lot
<2> turn 20 yet?
<4> No.
<6> lol
<4> It's February? So, 4 more months.
<4> Damn
<4> That seems so short
<4> I graduated when I was 17, now I'm almost 20... and I still live with my mother
<2> i lived at home til i was 19
<6> haha i love invader zim
<2> hwo do you clear the bash buffer
<6> delete the file .bashrc file
<2> oh yeah
<2> _history
<4> csh4life
<0> cant you just type clear?
<0> :/
<0> I guess thats not the entire buffer though eh
<4> Hajuu: yes, but you can still hit up to get the last command
<0> Is he trying to make it so his mumma cant see his ascii porn?
<4> Possibly.
<2> yeah
<2> lynx pron
<6> woot lynx pr0nnnnnnnn
<4> lynx http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/pinups/pinup00.txt
<2> hahaha
<2> theres tons
<4> lynx http://www.chris.com/ascii/art/html/beavis.html
<2> lol
<2> some are pretty good
<7> yea i know
<0> good in that they are ascii
<0> not good as in they are good
<2> yeah
<2> the ascii
<4> http://www.chris.com/ascii/art/html/futurama.html
<2> takes time to do that ****
<2> waste of ****ing time
<4> The hypnotoad is awesome
<4> Ascii is a true form of art
<4> I quite like it
<4> In fact, I frequent the chris.com ascii collection quite often
<0> but the problem is
<0> you also love the cock.
<4> Indeed.
<2> lol
<4> I have a feeling that he just tried to paste a giant cock in the channel
<0> huh huh
<4> Just a sneaking suspicion.
<0> wait
<1> Anyone used mmcache? I noticed that it uses __FILE__ for the id. But what about when the query string changes, etc? Are those instances cached as well? I can't figure it out from the docs.
<0> Hi
<0> hmm
<0> Hi
<2> lol
<0> ehehe
<1> hi sean.
<2> hey buddy
<2> lol @ 311 posters in porn movies
<6> hmmm
<8> indeed
<1> 311 the band? ****.
<6> lol
<1> Wow this smarty is a lottttt of lines of code.....for what it does.
<0> duh
<0> thats why only noobs use it
<0> but will swear its good
<0> :P
<0> http://www.tinyurl.com/agqs7
<0> creepy
<6> lol
<6> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3022889159239571435 <neat
<0> Hm
<0> so.
<0> In a general sense,
<0> how fast is curl?
<8> you can use: file("http://www.google.com";) for simple stuff
<1> NoC that looks fun.
<0> uh.. not at all what im using it for two|face
<0> heh
<8> well what are you doing
<0> funky things :D
<8> ok
<0> I just meant in general like is the library considered fast, or slow, or what :P
<8> depends on who you ask
<9> hey, is there a fast command for testing if ANY value in a given array = a certain value?
<9> if(foo[*]==12){
<9> ?
<4> in_array()
<9> woulda been cooler if they used a wildcard ;)
<9> thanks man :)
<4> Adding another element into the syntax doesn't make sense
<4> We don't want it to be like perl
<9> heheh
<9> thanks dude
<1> I've never benchmarked socket hackery with curl but id be curious to know the results for certain things.
<10> Here's my situation. I'm looking to remove the 'bgColor' attribute from data captured from the internet stored in a file. This is what I have, what would I need to do to get it to replace or remove the bgColor attrib in the tr tag? http://pastebin.com/552279
<4> Sweet jesus, what is this, 1993?
<4> Take a look at preg_replace(), it'll let you do some very complex replacements
<4> These "Sweethearts" candies say the weirdest things... "<3 of gold"
<4> But who cares, they taste like toothpaste
<1> yeah they DO taste like toothpaste. I've never been impressed with those.
<4> I like toothpaste
<1> They taste like mint green old fashioned toothpaste which blows.
<4> "Yes dear"
<1> Does it really have a carrot and a 3? Please tell me sweethearts haven't gone leet.
<4> No, it was a heart
<1> phew.
<4> uuugh
<4> That last one was absolutely terrible
<1> Too bad they don't taste like starburst.
<4> Starburst are nice, but I think less-than-suitable for this type of candy
<4> "magic"
<4> That one makes the least sense so far
<1> Skittles would be good...heart shaped skittles...that could take over the sweetheart in a few years i think.
<4> Hmm... this one is either "in me" or "IM me"
<4> Either seems out of place
<4> Uh oh. Here's a 1337 one: "URA STAR"
<1> A skittle is an m&m with a starburst inside...brilliant.
<0> ?
<0> LOL
<4> This one just has a smiley face
<4> what the ****
<4> I seem to have plenty of "marry me," "new love," and "my man"
<1> Hmm if your includes are inside an if statement...are they parsed and loaded into memory for execution no matter what?
<4> It should be whenever it reaches them.
<0> Yeah :/
<0> If php doesnt enter the if statement, then no. they wont be included
<0> obviously
<1> I'm not sure it's obvious....
<4> Not obvious, no... but logical.
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