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<0> i'm not sure if my board supports 64bit procs
<1> WHAT THE ****
<1> and in the end
<1> its like..
<1> nothing even happens
<0> heh
<1> the guy just says "yeah max" and drops his head a little
<1> and hes dead
<2> hey Hajuubiatch
<1> tehy walk off
<1> the end
<3> how do I send a html email from php?
<4> cmac66: php.net/mail, you dumb non-manual reading ****
<2> google is now gugle
<1> lo pieg
<1> hows it goin
<2> its been lil au
<1> ah **** this staying awake thing
<1> peace all
<5> what do i use to see everything in a table
<5> arry($usager) ?
<6> no
<6> wtf
<2> haha you looser
<2> i got you
<6> I got you first thing
<6> but you weren't even here
<6> cuz you're the sux
<6> damn polak ;)
<2> hehehe
<2> in your dreans
<2> dreams even
<7> same quistion again
<7> can someone tell me how to post the same information to my database to 2 different tables by just 1 single action? using a form
<6> wtf
<6> google you damn n00b
<7> if i found it on google i wouldnt ask it and if you dont know the answer stfu
<6> I do know the answer
<6> but it's really easy
<6> so you should be able to figure it out
<6> I'll give you a hint
<6> it involves a ;
<7> not everyone is as advanced as you. im just a beginner so i dont know wots wrong to being a noob trying to learn
<7> and if you dont wanna help dont say u know the answer and i dont need hint but an answer
<6> what you need
<6> is an attitude adjusment
<7> thought this was a decent help channel and not a hint channel :s
<8> how do you say when someone obtains a deal way better than they bargained for? in slang and dirty if posible
<6> read the topic
<6> ">> THIS IS NOT A HELP CHANNEL << Read the rules or die: http://php.php-undernet.org/rules.php | http://imagebin.org/4419";
<6> Ophiocus, you jewed them?
<3> how do I set a timed message? or use php to create a windows scheduled task?
<8> SJAH, you have to learn to make timely well structured and context sensitive question
<8> dravine, right direction, but without the ownage implied,. a mix of good deal lucky charm and something to be proud about
<6> well
<6> you could say you stole it
<7> read the rules and its very contradictionary
<6> not really
<8> SJAH, i ll give you an example: if i shove my fist elbow deep into your ***,.. does that make you a muppet?
<9> and you have to ask the question at the right time of the month, when the moon is in the 3rd phase
<6> the rules layout guidelines for asking questions
<6> they don't say that it's a help channel
<3> how do I set a timed email? or use php to create a windows scheduled task?
<6> do we help? yes, frequently
<6> are we required to ? NO.
<7> asking a question means asking for help...so how does combine with this not being a help channel?
<8> cmac66, if you are on windows i pity you,. you could try to see whats its equivalent for cron jobs
<6> SJAH, this is a channel for php programmers to hang out
<10> i need root
<10> :)
<6> while we do help, that doesn't mean that's all its for
<9> I doubt there is a way to access the Windows Scheduler from PHP
<3> what is a cron job, this isnt the first time Ive heard it
<6> help is not the primary intent of this channel
<9> OK I definitely need to get a better virus scanner... AVG brings my system to it's knees
<3> whats a cron job>
<9> in Unix, it's a way to make scheduled tasks
<6> god damn ****ty undernet
<8> tell me about it
<9> ...and you're surprised?
<9> this network has been ****ty for *ages*
<6> yeah, but it rarely effects me directly
<11> Hi, how can i display any requested image (foobar.jpg) withing a php file without altering URL? The idea is that the viewer will not know where actual .jpg file is stored and script will called the image file from "secret" directory (fopen("/secret_dir/foobar.jpg"...))
<8> generate file name in php then p*** it in to and included javascript that executes a .src child ***igment, that way the file s origin is never disclosed
<8> if you figure how the **** to do that come back here and tell me
<8> the net is not holding one oita of load
<12> hey guys, i downloaded the wamp5_1.6.1 package from http://www.wampserver.com and installed it on my PC, but when i started it up, only 1 of 2 services were running... Looks like the MySQL was running and the Apache server was not so I couldnt connect to localhost... any idea what might be the problem?
<6> http://www.post-literate.com/gerpunx/archives/2005/01/prepare_to_lose_your_mind.php
<11> something like this http://gossiprocks.com/uploader/public/pview/244/7460488vanzant212200615519PM.jpg
<6> that's the problem right there
<12> those seem like weird links...
<12> hey guys, i downloaded the wamp5_1.6.1 package from http://www.wampserver.com and installed it on my PC, but when i started it up, only 1 of 2 services were running... Looks like the MySQL was running and the Apache server was not so I couldnt connect to localhost... any idea what might be the problem?
<6> here's an idea
<6> stop posting the same question every 3 minutes
<12> here's an idea
<12> try to help first
<6> hmm
<6> good idea
<6> but no
<12> then id have to say that your idea ain't any better
<6> you could try reading the instructions from wampp
<6> since apache not starting on your windows box is not a php issue
<6> and shouldn't be asked here in the first place
<12> ok got it. if you'd said that in the first place, it wouldnt have been much of a problem
<13> PHPBB PLZ
<9> K TNX BAI
<6> if you'd have read the rules, I wouldn't have had to say it
<4> Translation: please explain to me why it's impossible for me to read the rules
<13> rules?
<13> what's that?
<4> Rules is what IIS does on my Win98 b0xx0rz!
<13> LOLZ0RZ
<13> OMG THAT'S JUST 1337
<8> bash quote # 615108
<8> lets see if it makes it
<9> bash.org < *
<14> Tamahome < bash.org < *
<9> bah!
<13> Me > Everything else
<9> 'lo Eldritch
<15> lo ho
<16> um yes :-)
<3> how can I schedule an email with php?
<6> cmac66, do you know what the manual is at all?
<6> or google?
<3> what manual for that, and I will read it
<9> since PHP code is usually executed *on-demand*, you can't really use it for scheduling
<6> cmac66, www.php.net/manual
<9> but IIRC there is a way to specify in an e-mail header that a mail is not to be delivered until a certain time.
<6> you know, you can run php as a cli
<3> IIRC?
<6> without the need of a webserver
<9> If I Recall Correctly.
<3> oh
<9> dravine: if you're gonna do that, FFS why not just write a shellscript
<3> ok, Ill look into the headers, but are you positive this is possible?
<6> because bash can't connect to a db and do queries
<6> php can
<6> #!/usr/bin/php -q
<9> true that.
<6> wow, now php is a shell script
<9> although you can get mysql to drop output in to a file
<6> there's a ton of reasons to use php for shell scripting
<6> a.) you already know it
<6> b.) m***ive db support
<6> c.) easy sockets
<3> Tamahome you wouldnt know where I could find the headers that are needed for a scheduled email?
<6> look up the rfc
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