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<0> Wait there Stylezed, what are you saying?
<1> im attempting to correlate what u said 'this case' was
<1> you said 'this case' was "porn wanker"
<1> makes little sense
<0> Sorry.
<0> Suppose it is a ringtone site.
<0> No wait...
<2> a porn dvd swap site
<1> oh i like the sounds of that
<0> I'm still not sure how that matters... but how is url rewriting the session id dirty?
<1> i got lots of dog porn dvd's i dont need anymore
<3> if i have a Duracell battery charger, can i put Energizer batteries in it?
<0> You sure can! And thanks for making my point.
<1> exacuube if its a nicad charger and they're nicad batteris
<3> im serious here
<1> yes



<3> nicad?
<3> it says
<2> nikel cadium
<3> NiCd and NiMH
<3> http://factorydirect.ca/catalog/product_spec.php?pcode=RA0013
<1> but if they're the other sort of rechargables.. i forget what they call them.. then no
<3> ^ is that worth buying ?
<2> pop it in, if explodes, repurchase and use wisely
<3> lol
<1> heh
<0> Basically, the idea is that as the user gets more involved with the web application, they get more leniency with garbage collection.
<1> wtf does that have to do with energizers
<1> oh right
<1> i see what you were saying
<3> lol
<1> <-- tired
<3> different companies
<4> BillMurray: you may be able to modify the session lifetime by using ini_set
<3> np
<2> base the grabage collection according to some avg hits from same user rule
<0> madbovine, yeah, you can. The question is whether you can extend the gc time on a session that was already created.
<0> I guess I will actually mess with it...I thought it would be an interesting topic for discussion though...
<2> no hard nipples are an interesting topic for discussion
<0> hehe
<2> i love it when they re so hard they cast a shodow on the tshirt in mid day sun
<2> shadow*
<0> It's time for me to drink more coffee and smoke now.
<2> that reminds me my dealer hasent shown up
<5> he's shot
<2> i wonder if hes doing his "tax"
<6> Squirrel: what I was going to say
<2> oh he s been shot alright, they all have
<6> all I can think about now is "Coke, coke, coke, cocaine mother****er"
<6> =P
<2> eric clapton had a thing going just like that
<7> arg i hate windows bugs :/
<1> "Also there is the optins of bardering if you guys
<1> need a shooter for personal projects who is top level with an HD camera
<1> well thats me. I would never ask you to work for free but when you hear
<1> about the site and if you a fan of hot girls well you might want to be
<1> involved."
<1> who the **** writes emails like that?
<3> lol
<3> lawl
<1> i just received that
<4> BillMurray: oh, no, you can't.
<4> If you can modify the lifetime at runtime, it will only be for that process.
<4> Other processes, which may trigger garbage collection, will still use the default value.
<1> mind you.. he said hot girls
<1> and i might get to touch one
<1> hmm
<3> you know..
<3> GIRL = Guy In Real Life
<3> ..
<1> ack!
<6> hehe
<2> yeah touch THAT bitch
<8> someone do something stupid
<8> like ask about mysql



<7> exacube, hahaha
<7> nice
<6> hoiw do I instal mysql on windos plx ?
<7> im a girl! :D
<6> wishes-: can you have my babies ?
<7> Novell, get installer, click on installer.exe and hit the next button a few times
<8> :0
<7> Novell, already have had 5
<6> wishes-: is that a no ?
<8> that's nothing
<8> I had 6 for breakfast
<8> they grow em skinny round here
<8> but like frogs legs, they are well worth the effort
<6> you eat babies ?
<8> you dont?
<6> nah
<6> only froglegs
<2> i eat babes if that helps
<8> cholesterol aside, there's nothing that beats grilled stem cells
<8> yummy++
<2> womb lasagna beats that
<9> hmm, gparted just resized a partition and created a new one in under 5 mins. <3
<10> torrent leechers need to be shot
<10> if you finish a file, atleast seed for a little while
<0> madbovine, thanks I suspected that.
<6> PapaBear: I always do
<8> I do if it's not an illegal download
<6> however, I download at unlimited speed (ah, well, 400KB/s is my max) but have 10KB/s upload rate =P
<8> dirty *** midgets volIII.torrent
<8> been on for days!
<6> have to save my other 380KB/s upload ;P
<10> heh, i dont care, if someone says something about it, i'll hard copy everything to DVD, then degause the hdd's
<6> err 390KB/s
<8> PapaBear, hahahaha
<8> my wifi is wide open
<6> dravine: mine too
<8> plausible deniability
<10> i have damage control measures in place for anytime :D
<8> "Mr RIAA man, I can honestly tell you that you'll find nothing but midget pron."
<6> but even if I did download something I don't have the "right" to download, there's nothing anyone can do unless I sell it
<11> Is it possible to load an image with GD lib, on top of drawn stuff?
<6> dravine: haha
<11> like if I draw a string, then load png on top of it
<8> Novell, I actually have an archive of various types of odd pr0n for purposes such as that
<6> lol
<6> reminds me
<8> I had a cron job on my machine in highschool that mailed a randome fat girl picture to my buddies
<8> it was the best
<10> i'll have linux running before any authorities can get to their vehicals
<6> a friend downloaded some pr0n released by a group called cock lovers
<8> but now my main target works for a catholic credit union
<6> or something like that
<8> so I can't send them there
<6> I sooo hope he didn't watch it
<8> PapaBear, damn small linux ;)
<10> they walk in, i'll say, well you can search my hdd's, but i only run linux
<10> no illegal windows here :D
<8> for i in `1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20`;do `dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/hda`;done
<2> why not be smarter and download all you stuff to a fat32, move it all to linux when done, then but windows for the riaa, the linux drive wont even ****ing show up
<10> alot of cases they pull the drive and have them checked out
<6> why not encrypt everything and when RIAA shows up just turn off the machine ?
<10> hence degause first, then install an linux
<1> why not be even smarter and BUY a midget on the blackmarket
<8> that dd command should sufficiently obscure the data
<10> rougly a 30 minute process
<1> then you can have LIVE midget porn
<8> poop random bits all over the drive 20 times
<8> recover that bitch
<6> dravine: encryption and tell them you lost the p***word and blame it on bad memory
<8> ok, bbiab
<8> dinner time
<10> they could... just take them longer


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