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<0> haha
<0> dude
<0> check this out
<0> get the ramen noodles
<0> dont cook them
<0> just put shredded cheese on it
<0> and zap it
<0> its a whole new level of ramen
<1> PapaBear: those MS folks just love downtime
<2> novell, apparently
<3> _TaSm: here's a fine example of an ad: http://imagebin.org/4841
<3> :D
<4> haha
<3> Going through images other people post.. you find some odd things
<4> Ya thats what I'm thinking.
<4> Er thats not waht I'm thinking.



<4> I was thinking of sufing ad spam sites. heh.
<3> http://imagebin.org/4826 (*probably* not work safe)
<4> haha
<3> http://imagebin.org/4819 (the same)
<3> Christ, I'm very g***y all of the sudden
<5> let it go.
<3> Oh, it's goin'.
<3> Freakin' cubic metres of the stuff
<6> cai, now i found out what per means. "Alexa does not calculate the actual number of users visiting Web sites... what we do instead is release raw data about how many people in a sample population (Alexa Toolbar users, among others) visit a site. So, for example, if we say a site has a Reach per million of 6000, it means that 6000 people in our sample of 1 million Internet users visited the site"
<6> per has nothing to do with multiplication
<7> didn't that feel rewarding doing that research yourself?
<6> i never seen as *, and this is not the case either
<5> well i have a feeling that means NOTHING in statistics
<6> seen per *
<3> Well there you go
<3> Now I really don't care, nor did I ever
<8> anyone here ever encoutered implementing both asp and php in a single server, and weird things happen like...
<8> there were times that asp page won't load
<3> IIS? Apache?
<8> btw, im using iis..
<5> that's an asp issue.
<8> is it?
<5> if you're using asp and php and asp fails from time to time, do you blame php?
<5> do you start tracking the issue with php?
<6> NeB{wRk} i tried a bit on alexa.com site, but couldnt find, then with a little help of google found
<3> If it didn't happen until you installed PHP support, I'd suggest switching to Apache.
<8> thanks cai...
<6> <3> des___: whoever taught your secondary math cl***es failed you terribly. <--- i still dont think so
<3> des___: perhaps, perhaps not
<1> `c2: you could have Apache serve PHP pages and proxy asp requests to IIS
<3> :O
<3> That sounds terrible
<1> well, if you want to run crap like asp ..
<2> apache asp module.. though not that great
<9> http://gratuits.zonenet.org/show.php?p=commande ii want to show my png image but it show with code
<2> http://www.apache-asp.org/
<9> uh?
<1> Subtitle: you can't just embedded a PNG image in the HTML like that
<2> you can use JS data url
<9> http://php-undernet.pastebin.com/656512
<9> is my code
<1> and it's wrong
<9> where?
<1> I said you can't embed the PNG image like that
<9> ok but how can i show it?
<2> you can embed images but you have to use JS data urls!
<1> you have to base64 encode it and use <object> to make it embedded
<9> oh
<1> but it's far easier to have another PHP script create the image and send correct headers
<1> and use <img src="php-script.php?foo=image" />
<9> i just want to create a confirmation image
<1> http://pear.php.net/package/Text_CAPTCHA
<0> pear ist great
<3> Mine is better!
<0> lot of useful stuff in the pear repositories
<0> i use cai's
<3> http://www.caiphp.com/tutorial/3
<0> www.noisebeard.com/1300/
<5> I used Zend_Mail last night.
<5> pretty smooth
<0> i just won an atv



<9> how can i know if this pear package was installed
<0> theres a command
<0> one sec
<9> k
<0> did you install the pear interpreter
<9> dunno
<0> http://pear.php.net
<0> do that first
<0> installation*
<0> and then talk to me
<9> k
<10> how do i retrieve a cookie lifetime?
<1> Subtitle: http://php.novell.stoldgods.nu/image_test/test.php
<3> I'm not sure that's possible
<1> Subtitle: how to embed an image in the html
<9> k
<10> cai, not possible?
<11> stoldgods.nu... haha, gotta love that name
<9> i dont view the image
<10> cai, can i, instead, change its value?
<3> pulpfiction_: sure, reset the cookie
<0> WoW?
<3> I think that's painfully obvious, Sean| :)
<12> Novell, i cant get dns for that domain
<3> Jesus hates you
<10> cai, that's like not p***ing a third param to the setcookie() function?
<0> well
<0> i have no idea
<0> i dont play that gay ****
<9> lol with firefox i view it
<0> lol :D
<3> pulpfiction_: that might work. It should set the cookie so it expires after the browser closes
<0> ;/
<1> Sean|: yeah
<3> There's also the possibility that the browser won't reset the cookie, and will instead just update its value
<1> wishes-: strange
<1> wishes-: you blocking wildcard DNS or something ?
<1> maybe your ISP does ?
<0> wishes, lets make kids
<10> cai, hmm i wanted to keep the user preferences (the user choosed in the past if he wanted to be remembered)
<1> Sean|: WoW rocks =P
<3> pulpfiction_: you may just want to set the cookie to expire in the past, then
<10> cai, but it's ok, i guess it's not possible.. will just expire it when the browser closes, i guess it's appropriated
<12> Novell, nope
<9> but Novell you use a file with this how can i do that with the imagecreate()
<12> Sean|, been there done that
<1> Subtitle: the theory is the samre
<1> same
<12> not stupid enough to fall for that one again :)
<12> Novell, no ive done wildcard dns before
<0> ;p
<1> just adjust where you get your data from
<10> cai, thank you anyway
<1> wishes-: ok, strange then
<12> its used on tons of stuff i visit, livejournal, deviantart etc
<3> Subtitle: use imagejpeg() instead of file_get_contents()
<12> well ok i dont visit them *that* often
<12> but i have and they work :D
<9> ok
<9> imagejpge($image) ?
<3> http://php.net/imagejpeg
<3> But note that it doesn't return the image data like file_get_contents() does
<9> i have the same thing
<9> http://gratuits.zonenet.org/show.php?p=commande
<3> You did not do the "same thing" at all.
<12> Novell, weird, its working now
<12> hehe
<12> if you go 'view image' in ff it has a lovely url :D
<3> Besides, I'm not sure the method Novell used works in all browsers (I sincerely doubt it works in IE)
<9> $data = base64_encode(imagejpeg($image));
<9> echo '<img src="data:image/png;base64,'. $data .'" alt="$image" />';
<3> Subtitle: as stated, imagjpeg() does not return the data like file_get_contents() did
<10> cai, there's a session_get_cookie_param, but just for sessions :>
<9> how can i return the same?


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