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<0> i'm a service mechanice/tech
<1> where at?
<0> small outfit
<1> states?
<2> no hes canadian
<0> haha
<1> lol
<2> ;)
<1> canuck too
<1> :D
<0> heh
<1> <--- ottawa
<0> vancouver
<1> that's like a different country
<0> haha
<3> $return = "\n"; $space = "\s"; preg_replace($return, $space, $text);
<3> preg_replace() [function.preg-replace]: Empty regular expression
<3> why is this happening ?
<2> because its empty
<3> no
<3> its cuz php **** d1ck
<3> preg_replace("[\r\n]", "\s", $raw);
<3> this works
<2> ok and
<3> thats it
<3> later
<4> dwags
<4> whos around?
<0> me
<5> only me
<5> but i`m going to school
<5> in 10 minutes or so
<0> I'm workin on what IeD3vil`aw gave me pointers on
<4> oh so things are lookin up
<5> uhm... what ? :D i think i forgot
<5> dont worry, i won`t stay long
<5> :))
<0> IeD3vil`aw: my idle script
<5> oh
<5> easy to make
<0> yah just haven't had time to sit down
<5> brb have to instal uTorrent
<0> cept I'm trying to remember my mysql
<5> do it how i said, use timestamps
<5> its the easyest way
<0> yah
<0> i'm trying to remember how to inject the timestamp into the DB
<0> is it INSERT or UPDATE?
<5> update table x set column=value
<0> zhmm
<0> thats what I thought
<0> I did
<5> :)
<0> update <table> set access=<time> WHERE user=$user
<5> make update.php
<5> include it after the mysql connect
<0> ya
<5> or require_once "db.inc.php";
<5> before you make
<0> that line I did should work no?
<5> mysql_query("update users set lastaccess='".time()."' where id=".$_SESSION[userid]);
<5> well, i have in my db.inc.php
<5> mysql_pconnect()
<5> so i dont have to write the code all the time
<5> just require it
<0> ya
<5> brb my hair looks like a gorilla`z hair
<5> ok, i will go to school now
<0> have fun
<5> firebane think twice before you make parts of your script, it helps alot... that system shouldnt take more than 10 minutes to make
<5> thx, but i`ll stay at 2 maths cl***es... that`s all
<5> :)
<5> buh` bye, c`ya in a couple of hours
<6> hey
<7> http://www.microsoft.com/windowsvista/getready/preview.mspx free vista beta 2 download from MS
<4> great.. im so s os oexcited
<4> I almost wet my pants
<8> :)
<9> hi...can somebody send me the php5_mysql.dll file plssss
<4> no. download it from php.net
<9> nice
<2> who cares
<2> die outside
<7> sauce, got my beta 2 serial
<7> 3 hours till downlaod is finished off of torrent
<7> night folks
<2> vista?
<7> yeah
<2> hmm
<2> im not risking it
<2> last beta i installed ****ED SO ****ING HARD
<10> hey, how can i write a select statement that checks if a csv field containsd a certain number, ie the database has 12,14,21 and i want to be able to check if it has 21 in there somewhere??
<2> why would you write a select statement for a csv
<2> a select is like.. SQL
<10> well the database field would be comma seperated
<10> and yeah but sql arent talking
<2> what?
<2> make sense you flamer
<10> whichpart dont you understand?
<2> which in colloquial english means a homo***ual
<2> <10> and yeah but sql arent talking
<2> thats not a grammatically correct sentence
<10> #sql
<10> the channel
<2> i see
<11> hi
<2> lo
<12> moin
<13> hey guys, does anybody here know any good german (or better yet eu wide) managed webhosts that are good with php and mysql in clustered configs?
<14> i got the following lines of code in a php form : $header = "From: \"$name_field $name_field2\" <$email_field>\r\n"; mail($to, $subject, $body, $header);
<14> can anyone tell me why dont i receive the $header ?
<14> i have set all vars correctly
<15> I was gonna suggest something but he allready left =o/
<16> How can I stay cool in a non-airconditioned office?
<17> drink a tea
<17> hot
<16> nice 1
<16> hot???
<17> yup
<15> get nakid
<15> I know I used to
<16> my stomach is so hot
<17> if you'll drink a cold one you start sweting
<15> sitting on my chair wearing nothing
<17> you could also eat some solt
<17> it keeps the water in the organism
<15> it still doesnt solve the staying-cool problem
<15> go get a nakid bath in a cold water
<15> should do miracles
<15> You could plug the sink at Your workspace with paper towels thus creating a nice small bathtub
<15> fill with cold water and enjoy asap
<15> **** my nose been itching the whole day
<18> hy sk8ing
<19> herro.
<18> lol
<17> hy
<17> I'm trying to came up with a nice design for my website... kinda hard
<18> 'sup, sahn?
<18> no joke man. i _hate_ the HTML CSS part of making web sites
<8> html css is easier than tring to come up with some gfx
<17> it's about the look CR000
<17> it's hard to came up with something original and cool
<8> like where should menus be?
<17> yeah... like that
<15> indeed
<15> good gfx = like 80% of the page
<17> my page will rock tho :P
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