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<0> network
<0> :D
<1> Lots of nice cars to steal around here, but I doubt that would work for long
<2> how can i delete a file ?
<1> unlink()
<1> If you had searched, you would have found delete(), which is an alias to unlink().
<2> is that anything else ?
<2> oo:)
<1> No, unlink() is what you use to delete files.
<3> anyone got any small windows xp vmware machines?
<2> thanks
<0> Who's the lucky bastard with 3 midterms this week?
<0> I AM!1111111
<0> w00t
<4> boohoo
<0> hey awpti



<0> How you been?
<5> midterms? our uni's dont start till March
<1> What would happen if one of your professors fell down some stairs?
<1> ..Onto a bullet.
<0> actually cai the part time teachers are going on strike
<0> so that's going to **** a lot of ****
<3> for $5K guaranteed closed casket
<0> That's odd Eldritch
<1> $5k? Amateur!
<0> Then again
<0> We have our march break in february
<0> =|
<3> plus expenses
<5> |pit the year they is run march till october\november
<0> eh I like your phrases
<0> Dawya, stop coming in and out
<5> there are so many moma jokes in that
<5> o dont know where to begin
<0> lol
<5> $cookie_contents_array=unserialize(stripslashes($_COOKIE['Hippocampus_cart']));
<5> $cookie_contents_array_t=unserialize(stripslashes($_COOKIE['Hippocampus_cart_t']));
<5> $cookie_contents_array_u=unserialize(stripslashes($_COOKIE['Hippocampus_cart_u']));
<5> $cookie_contents_array_q=unserialize(stripslashes($_COOKIE['Hippocampus_cart_q']));
<5> $cookie_contents_array_p=unserialize(stripslashes($_COOKIE['Hippocampus_cart_p']));
<5> $cookie_contents_array_h=unserialize(stripslashes($_COOKIE['Hippocampus_cart_h']));
<5> ****, sorry :(
<0> oh you better be
<5> luckey all my porn p***words where not in the clibboard
<6> is it too much to ask to set up a dedicated pr0n linux box? I can't get mine to work with bittorents for anything :\
<7> anyone have tmobile
<6> lol
<6> nope, you're the only one left
<6> cancel service so we can get rid of that company
<8> or cancel service just so we don't get to that topic again
<6> pwn3d! canadian-style
<6> vardhan: we kicked my dad out for good tonight :\
<8> jar jar
<8> lol
<7> tmobile? company?
<6> if he comes back, i'm forcibly removing him
<8> hehe
<0> seriously rdw ?
<6> |pit: yep. unfortunately so.
<0> ouch
<7> who needs a dad
<8> yeah
<8> who needs a dad
<8> we have IRC
<8> lots of dads you can find there
<6> now he's telling my mom she has to get a job to support herself... complete ***hole
<6> i'm going to go get money from him
<8> ooh, this is real life
<8> ****, i thought you were talking metaphor
<5> i'll be your dad, but i require molistation rights
<8> why did you kick him out?
<7> get me some money rdw
<6> you're welcome to try Eldritch. I'd rip your little aussie arms out of your sockets
<8> lol
<7> HAHA
<6> i might anyway, just for kicks.
<5> good thing i'm not an aussie then.



<8> why did you kick him out?
<7> people who put collars on cats need to die
<0> alright I'm out ladies
<0> peace
<6> vardhan: he's been cheating on my mom for about 6 months
<8> oh ****
<6> yeah, after 32 years of marriage he just throws it all way.
<8> that really ****s
<8> i gotta go
<8> ill cya tommorow
<6> oh well, enough irc psychiatry for one night
<6> haha
<6> oh well, time for bed
<6> later, gang
<7> DUDE
<7> rdw
<9> ok
<9> i've gone way too far on the JS
<9> http://devel.webonce.com/todo/#Config_Users_Active O.o
<5> Arrdvarkencountered a problem ...
<9> yeah... aardvark ****s my balls, it's going away on the next revision
<5> took a **** of a long time to load
<9> tons of javascript stuff
<9> but once it loads... snappy?
<5> womens ice hookey, 16-0 canada-Italy lol
<5> yeah i guess its ok
<9> i'm really just trying to go over the top with it anyway
<9> hehe
<5> too leet for me
<5> why am i shoving all this crap in cookies, i shoud use the db
<9> sessions work too
<5> cookis are morerelaible than sessions and last
<5> i was shoving the shooping cart contnets in cookies
<10> In cookies alone? thats silly
<5> yup
<5> it does work though
<10> .. Unless they dont have cookies enabled.
<10> or dont accept your sites cookie
<5> then i tell em to
<10> ...
<5> same problem iy i use a db, still nedd a cookie to tracke em
<10> Stores should not tell their customers to do anything unless neccisary
<10> You dont need a shopping cart to be persistant
<5> it is
<5> i do
<10> ..why?
<5> i say so
<10> ...
<10> Good reason.
<5> indeed
<10> "Hey customer turn cookies on or **** you"
<10> You obviously have a marketing agree.
<5> yup
<5> manaagement studies and labour realtions actully
<10> er
<10> degree
<10> ohhh management.
<10> So you THINK you can market.
<10> lol
<5> know any decent ecoomerce sites yiou can use with out cookies?
<10> Uh. Yeah? Lots.
<5> such as?
<10> Any decent online store?
<5> such as?
<10> sec
<9> Hajuu-away: http://devel.webonce.com/todo/#Config_Users_Active
<10> ill check it out in a bit dwism
<10> eats my bandwidth :P
<1> What bandwidth?!
<1> You're on like a 2800 baud modem
<9> lol
<10> Eldritch: Ok um. Cant actually seemingly browse the www right now. (silly pornware)
<3> ajax doesn't work so hot when you use tcp/dingo


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