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<0> their not just lame to other people
<0> their worse when its ro2ro
<1> hahah
<2> Oh yea, and they have even invented special emoticons, which lack all aesthetics..
<1> eg>
<1> ?
<2> :))))))))))]]]]}}}} equals :)
<1> oh yeah
<0> like 80% is server msgs cause of sendq exceeded, klined, glined or excess flood
<2> And I think >< or )( means 'love ya'..
<1> hahaha
<1> speak of the devil
<2> Haha!
<2> Why does Max sendQ exceeded happen? Or more specifically, what is sendQ?
<1> Your mum is.
<1> (Not sure)



<2> (I figured by the response)
<1> **** I want to just go to bed
<1> but not tired
<2> Then just go to bed, ffs
<1> but not tired
<1> You ***
<2> Yes you are
<3> lolz
<2> You want to go to bed. So, you tired. Your eyes are just lying
<1> no want to go to bed so I dont smoke all my weed and have none for tommorow
<1> :P
<2> Your mother.
<3> gd
<3> no u r
<3> later, gang
<2> k, goobye
<1> peace
<4> Goodnight AND Goodluck.
<1> Goodluck?
<5> good movie?
<2> good game?
<1> good lord!
<2> good times
<1> good smoke?
<2> good dog, good dog
<4> http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/02/12/0727205&from=rss interesting
<6> Anyone know a way of making a SHA512 hash in PHP?
<1> Rich43: **** my balls.
<6> ewwwww no thanks
<1> Cmon
<1> dont be a fag.
<2> Rich43: Hajuu is smoking some weed now, don't take him seriously..
<2> Hajuu, that makes no sense
<0> hajuu wasnt to say hes sorry that he has no useable answer
<6> ok
<7> Rich43: well, mhash apparently can do it, don't know if the php extension allows provides means for it though
<0> http://mhash.sourceforge.net/
<0> *nod*
<6> mhash? that goes further than 256?
<1> oh boy oh boy
<2> Rich43, this is 2006, everything is possible
<1> just emptied my stash into a bowl
<1> had more than I thought I did
<7> also try the hash extension
<2> Hajuu, thanks
<8> any ideas why i cannot get to websites using my browser?
<9> lol
<9> um
<6> im the PHP Documentation, theres only a MHASH_SHA256 not a MHASH_SHA512
<9> use http://localhost/
<0> trifive: url ?
<10> dns setup if your ip settings are manual
<0> Rich43: YOU DUMB**** !
<8> any of them ... i was trying www.cnn.com
<0> youve been told about mhash not default php stuff
<7> apparently mhash is the way to go
<0> trifive: call RR ?
<6> ahh ok thanks :)
<8> well ... it is this computer. so i can connect to the net (because i can talk to you all)



<7> mhash(MHASH_SHA512, 'foo') works here
<6> oh
<6> they should add that to documentation then :)
<11> trifive: see if you can resolve host names... go to the command line and try to ping google.com
<8> ok thanks :)
<8> examancer yes i can
<11> trifive: ok, than the issue is with your browser... is it IE?
<8> yes
<11> trifive: try installing another browser then, like firefox. if need be i can walk you thorugh getting it thorugh the command line if you don't have any other way of downloading it
<11> it sounds like your browser is probably hijacked, or jacked up in some other way
<12> Walk him through this
<8> thank ya :) i opened up firefox but it doesn't work either
<11> damn
<8> should i try to download through cmd anyway?
<11> i dunno... thats odd that they would both stop working
<12> WTF kind of premium potting mix DOESNT have SOME anti caking agent!!
<12> grrr
<11> do you have a software firewall? have you tried disabling it?
<8> hmm lemme try
<6> examancer reminds me of someone
<11> whos that?
<6> it could be another person with the same IRC nickname though
<11> heh
<12> your mum?
<8> oh no i guess i don't have firewall
<6> just someone i used to talk to on IRC aggges ago
<11> no, it couldn't. i'm definately the only person ever with this nick
<11> so it was prolly me
<11> heh
<6> do you run a website? or used to?
<11> trifive: i'm kinda stuck. something is definately just blocking your browsers from working. have you tried restarting already?
<13> hi
<11> Rich43: yeah, examancer.com and linkleaf.com... i've run several WoW and EQ guild websites too
<14> i have a prob: the xml input is iso-8859-1, my doc charset is 8859-1, so why would simplexml_load_file add an extra char before a ?
<6> ahh probs you then
<14> becomes
<6> i remember a kind of guild site
<11> would have been Corpse Legion, or Mark of the Blood probably... though there were some others
<14> any ideas guys?
<11> Lra: not sure why its doing that to you, but str_replace() should be able to clear it up, no?
<6> it was a subdomain on examancer.com if i remember correctly, and on the main examancer page, a link to it? thats if it is examancer im thinking of.
<11> Rich43: yep, thats how i had it setup. i changed hosts and didn't put that old stuff back up, but thats how it was
<9> is there a service that gives me EXACT location of an IP
<9> like.. street name and everything
<14> good idea examancer - but it shouldn't be happening in the first place
<14> i've checked the xml file, outputting file_get_contents of the xml file is fine
<11> there are services that come close, but sometimes its not possible... like with AOL where 5 people are sharing an IP... how are you going to get an accurate location?
<11> lots of times the closest you can get is the address for their ISP
<11> and even that might be the wrong city
<11> Lra: i wouldn't think so either... haven't had a chance to play much with simple_xml though... still having to maintain PHP4 compatibility at this point
<14> gah!
<14> php4!
<12> ...
<12> php4 owns your face
<11> just now got to a host with PHP5 so i'm just now getting to play with some of the new features
<5> not my face :-p
<15> This is really ****ed up.. I took my uniform to the dry cleaners yesterday and they told me to come pick it up today at after 4.. they aren't open today.
<11> lol
<14> they meant mon then :)
<15> Yeah, that helps when I have to ****ing return to tucson tonight.
<15> I'm trying to track down the owner.
<12> hahahah you ****
<12> expecting somewhere to be open on a sunday
<12> TEHSABOTH
<12> lolreligion
<2> Hajuu25, do you smoke on a daily basis?
<12> Every day twice a day
<12> lol
<2> Heh, and are you like this even when you're not high?
<12> like what, exactly?
<16> :P
<2> Always making silly comments, like "hahahah you ****"
<2> Or "ur mum"


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