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<0> lol
<1> Hajuu is a daddy?
<2> you stupid american bastards
<1> Thats a scarry thought.
<2> _TaSm: Not that im aware of.. but you never know
<0> that is a scary thought
<2> I do spread my seed vigorously
<1> Ya, all over your socks.
<3> on toast
<0> he's the kind who would stash crack in a kid's diaper when the cops show up
<1> haha
<4> lol
<5> hah
<3> and wipe the green poop off later to smoke it
<0> lol yes
<3> nice
<3> just started raining
<3> finally, humidity that's not in solid form
<2> I am not ****ing touching no kids diaper..
<2> I HATE kids so much.
<4> psst *it's a cover*
<2> |P|H|P|: I know you stole my good turkey basting syringe
<2> give it back.. and I wont take this outside.
<4> well I needed to impregnate my mom
<4> I'm bored and need siblings
<2> ...
<4> u can have it back.. just I'm too lazy to clean it
<2> I will clean it with my anus
<3> wow
<4> I dont think you can get pregnant through your anus
<3> we've reached a new level in here today
<4> but let me know if it works
<2> dravine: Level 5??
<3> -5
<3> lower bitch, get lower
<6> http://brightpanda.com/images/funny/primate.jpg
<4> poor monkey
<4> I bet he doesnt have to read fricken shakespeare tho
<6> BACKINURCAGE!!
<3> ok, I have to go do work now
<3> later fags
<6> HOMO
<4> peace
<4> n turkey basters
<2> dravine: I thought you were already at work?
<3> I am
<3> now I'm actually going to _do_ work
<2> ah
<2> how ABOUT that!
<3> the quicker I finish this ****ty website, the quicker I can go back to **** that's not boring
<4> like talk about turkey basters and Hajuu's ***hole
<1> *rimshot*
<0> haha
<4> nuthin but net
<3> heh
<2> dravine: Any way I can help? :P
<3> not really
<3> it's easy, just redundant as ****
<2> like your body.
<2> ...or something
<3> backporting new features in really old codebase
<2> swish
<4> like gwbasic? gettin rid of the ole goto command?
<3> web2 web2
<3> whatcha gonna do?
<3> whatcha gonna do when they ajax you
<3> web 2 web2
<6> the second comming
<3> Well, when you were browsing and you found l337 h4x
<3> rm -f the log files so you left no tracks
<3> web2 web2
<3> whatcha gonna do
<0> lol
<0> nice one, dravine
<3> whatcha gonna do when I traceroute yoU!
<3> Well, the ping -f almost brought my server death
<3> I cut the cat 5 so the data stayed alive
<2> ummmm
<2> why didnt you just end the ping -f
<3> I never said if it was inbound or outbound now DID I
<3> ****ing stupid ozzy
<2> oh
<2> well why didnt you just unplug it?
<3> dravine I cut the cat 5 so the data stayed alive
<3> man what the **** do you expect for a 0944 freestyle #php rap
<3> bitch
<0> Hajuu: tell me something
<0> do bitches wear thongs on .AU beaches?
<3> no but hajuu does
<0> i need to go unleash "the guns" on some exotic beaches
<3> hydroxycut!
<0> i'm wearing a size large izod polo shirt. the elastic around the arms is stretched to its limit with me just sitting here cold non-flexed
<0> i'm a brick ****house
<3> stop buying clothes in the childrens department
<3> zzziziiing
<0> dag
<0> got me
<3> heh
<0> but if i get an extra large, it will be enormous around my waist
<3> my gf shops in the kids dept
<0> it'll bow out around my waist
<3> wish I could
<3> I hate shirt buying
<3> I've got really ****ing long arms
<3> long sleeve shirts never fit me right
<0> hmm
<0> i buy short sleeve shirts
<3> if the shoulders fit, the arms are 6 inches too short
<0> hehe
<3> if the arms fit, it looks like I stole the shirt from a fat camp
<0> LOL
<3> I can't win
<3> big and tall is no good for me
<3> I'm skinny and tall
<0> i think i wear like 36-37 length in dress shirt
<0> and 18" neck
<3> my arms are so long I can reach all the way around hajuu's mom and touch my fingers
<3> and she's a huuuuuuge bitc h
<0> 36X34 britches
<0> haha! zing!
<3> wow
<3> I wear 32x34
<3> jeans
<7> i wear whatever nigger fits
<7> ;)
<7> oh ****
<0> 32" :O
<7> oh ****
<3> I'm actually kind of pissed right now
<3> I dropped 15 lbs since spring hit
<3> god damn hard work
<0> i remember that day when the critical decision had to be made. you know the fateful day when you realize 32s don't fit anymore?
<0> and you're like "****, gotta go buy like 6 pairs of jeans"
<3> heh
<3> not really
<4> I dread that day
<0> that's a hard day in a man's life
<3> I used to be into the huge jeans thing
<4> I eat 6 big macs a day
<4> and dont gain a lb
<0> how old are you?
<8> cant gain when you are already maxed out
<4> 25
<9> i bet your arteries gain a lb a day
<0> lol
<3> I had the opposite realisation
<0> hmm, i'm 24
<4> I'm thinkin that
<3> "hrm, maybe size 40 is more than I require"
<4> but its so McDelicious
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