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<0> OMFG!!! http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/810c/
<1> hehe
<1> I don't think this is it, but neat none the less: http://php-compiler.net/
<2> how do i grep gd?
<3> yes yes..
<3> grep gd.. yes
<3> yes.. yes...
<3> <the above statements need to be read with Stewie's voice turned on>
<4> Fatal error: Cannot use object of type question as array in
<4> anyone know why?
<5> anyone around?
<6> whatever happened to the php women?
<7> thats what i wanna know
<2> :)
<2> how do i unistall php?
<2> 0_0



<6> lol
<2> |pit: how much do u want for configuring php with gd on my machine?
<2> 0_0
<6> Do I look like I can be bought?
<2> yeah :p
<2> no doubt about that :p
<6> you must mistake me for someone else
<2> don't think so
<6> what os?
<2> come on..don't make things difficult :p
<2> fedora
<6> meh
<2> i wanted to put gd
<6> sorry I'm busy playing
<6> It's a no work day today
<2> but i can see its better install php from the beginning
<2> playing?
<2> err
<2> ok
<2> 25 bucks..what do u say?
<6> no
<6> I can't be bought
<2> :)
<6> not today anyways
<2> ok
<2> never mind
<2> i will try to find out a php women :p
<2> woman
<6> I have an asp one
<2> :)
<6> personally I think she's a bit annoying
<6> but she's so hot
<2> eheheh
<2> i have an african one :p
<2> since friday :p
<6> **** how do you get those?
<2> err
<2> :p
<2> they are the best on bed :p
<6> that's cause you've never tried french canadian
<6> =P
<2> no.i like clear things :p
<8> pib
<2> yes
<8> ill do it for 50 bucks
<2> 0_0
<2> 50?
<2> can i pay with credit card?
<8> sure
<2> :)
<2> well
<2> i'm kind of broken now :(
<2> sean|:did u understand my problem?
<8> uhh
<8> you want php+gd
<8> on some s
<2> yes
<8> os
<8> i dunno
<8> read the ****ing manual
<2> on fedora



<2> well
<2> i am afraid i can mess up things
<2> and its not that straight :p
<2> i need truetype fonts
<2> and so on
<9> what's the command to convert unix timestamp to datetime format?
<10> i'm chilling
<10> you?
<11> sweetie2: date()
<11> I'm working
<10> ?
<10> lol
<11> it's not funny :)
<9> thanks sk8ing
<11> np
<8> sweetie2
<8> lame nic
<8> k
<8> kak
<8> [sdf
<8> KAK?!@
<11> I am so tired that I can see the refresh lines on the monitor
<10> i'm high
<10> whats up
<10> who here is high
<10> drunk
<10> on coke
<10> or any combination
<10> anybody here zonked, stoned, or zombified?
<6> lol
<10> you on coke?
<11> coke and rb
<10> pure white yayo
<10> not your coke a cola **** mother ****er
<11> what are you talking about?
<10> COCAINE
<11> lol, no ****ing way
<11> I love life
<2> Sean|: 30 bucks?
<10> too bad
<10> haha
<10> go to your city's red light district
<10> ask for an 8ball
<10> haha
<10> have the best time of your life
<11> of your short life
<11> very short life
<10> haha
<10> only if you do it all at once
<10> ok
<10> peace
<10> haha
<10> bed time
<11> 'night
<12> wait
<9> how can i convert string to long integer?
<11> hmm
<11> is the string already represented as a number?
<9> i get this error "date() expects parameter 2 to be long, object"
<11> how do you call it?
<9> $updateDate = date("F j, Y",$date)
<11> what does $date contain?
<9> $date = $xml->Result[$i]->UpdateDate;
<9> $xml = simplexml_load_string($xml_content);
<11> do an echo please and paste the result if UpdateDate is not a timestamp you'll have to use strtotime() to convert it to a timestamp
<9> $date = $xml->Result[$i]->UpdateDate; => 1143439200
<11> that's weird
<9> if i p*** the value directly to the date function, it works
<11> I guess it keeps the type..
<11> it shouldn't
<11> let me check something
<11> nah...
<11> hmm... try doing something like $date + 0


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