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<0> arrgh
<1> sweet
<2> do you usually wait outside when you get then ?
<2> there*
<0> no
<1> something tells me you won't make it
<0> i have to leave at 7 and hope i make it by 9
<1> "yes ocifer, his real name is abu musef al zr lanshark
<0> eh thats not cool
<0> i shoot people with beards
<1> "Hes probably smuggling uranium in his anus"
<0> theyd have to stop me in traffic
<0> they'll have lots of opportunties, especially when im sitting behind a bus stop
<1> oh, well if you use public transportation, they'll never catch you
<0> i dont use public trans
<0> VA is a ****ing mess
<0> im dying to get out, literally, on the inside
<1> I love n.michigan
<1> but the job market ****s
<0> im willing to sacrafice what i have
<0> im looking at moving to montana
<0> hah
<1> wow
<1> that'd be a big change
<1> my friend moen lives out there
<1> I'd like to visit, but I don't know if I could live there
<0> im tired of the city gig
<0> if you couldnt tell
<0> i take advantage of its opportunities as much as possible and things are going really good, but its just not what i want
<3> guys , i need help
<4> yeah
<4> well that's the understatement of the century
<0> and your nick says it all
<5> lol
<4> nah I don't think it says it all
<4> there's no rotard in it
<2> h1h1h1
<0> the signs are all there, first words are 'guys , i need help'
<2> Jhon Doe
<0> look at the punctuation
<0> the nick ...
<0> odds of this being good dramaticly decrease
<2> h3
<3> :)
<3> my php script is downloaded by the browser instead of excecuted , can any one help with that please ?
<0> har har har
<5> woa, flash injects a "turn this document into flash" icon in word, cool stuff
<0> B-Ware: that might have something to do with your webserver
<6> read the documentation at www.php.net B-Ware
<0> you have bad html
<5> B-Ware almost an hour ago, i told you about addtype, wtf did you do? wank to your midget porn and come back here for more, tsk tsk
<3> Ophiocus : i did addtype and still not working
<5> then you did it wrong cause thats the bit that tells the server "dont send the file, parse it"
<7> man, not even win95 was this slow installing O_o
<8> 10 minutes and the bar has barely moved
<5> did it finally run?
<8> yeah, split the drive and doing a regular install
<8> but **** sakes its slow
<5> so it was all vm not getting it right for the installer?
<8> yeah
<3> Ophiocus : isnt it -> AddType application/x-httpd-php .php
<8> apparently something with hardware detection
<5> so long for "vista complaince"
<3> i added that on the addtype section in httpd.conf
<8> b-ware read the ****ing manual
<8> or hell even the install doc that Came with your php
<0> i always delete my httpd.conf, that usually takes care of the problem
<5> LanShark yeah it works wonders for me
<5> no more fiddly settings and obscure value pairs
<5> hell i bet if i delete my registry the machine wont lock up like it does now
<0> both linux and windows you have to keep the filesystem clean
<0> delete early and often
<3> PapaBear : i did read the ****ing manual , and why r u so angry ?!
<5> cause you say you did, but you didint,.. cause if you had, it would work
<8> if you read the manual they TELL YOU THE EXACT CODE LINES TO PUT INTO THE HTTP>CONF
<8> erm mama's keyboard is weird..
<5> depending on your release
<3> ok , i will try AGAIN !
<8> section II, subheading 6
<8> Installation on windows
<0> heh, did he restart apache?
<4> apache... on windows
<4> Oh My God
<4> that's more frustrating than a one legged stripper doing a table hop
<8> http://www.php.net/manual/en/install.windows.apache2.php <--Z0MG!!! I r l33tz
<0> this calls for a regedit
<9> http://ep1.half-life2.com/
<4> hlm
<5> lol
<5> i finished that game
<5> coolest game i ve played in a long while
<9> uh ?
<9> its not even out
<8> HL2 is
<5> half life 2?
<9> episode 1
<9> its the sequel
<5> oww
<5> right
<5> though they had weird server naming conventions
<5> :P
<1> man **** this stupid peice of **** authorization cl***
<1> I'm so sick of this ****ing garbage codebase that I'm forced to work with
<1> on php ****ing faggety 4.1.2
<8> well its at rougly 20% now...
<8> slowing ****ing installer known ot man
<10> Ok...we have this Zend Encoded php software running on one of our servers. We are suspicious that the software might be collecting user email addresses and sending them to the mfg of the software. How would you recommend going about monitoring outgoing socket connections from this script?
<6> put a packet sniffer on the server
<11> BillMurray a firewall.
<11> Ya or a packet filter of some sort.
<10> Can you set it to just sniff outgoing?
<11> Sure.
<6> if you get decent sniffing software
<5> it ll sniff, period :D
<6> sniff snuff
<10> Can you recommend a good sniffer for linux?
<12> -sniff-
<11> snort
<12> etherreal
<11> ethedral
<12> -r
<12> ethercap
<13> Ethereal ber alles
<12> Ja, mein Nazi
<5> or you could but a linux box as a proxy and have it alert you of all package movements with ethereal or some other nifty linux app
<14> BillMurray: tcpdump.
<6> Windows Easy Home Sniffer 1.0 with a linux port
<14> which is prolly already installed on the box. :\
<6> :P
<5> or: call up the software company, tell them you know what they did last summer and wait for a bribe.
<5> or a meat hook
<6> thats why zend encoding was invented.. a good way to steal proprietary information from your clients
<6> duh
<15> how do you get linenumber executed in code?
<5> btw what is zend encoding, some sort of compiling that allows you to build php coded appz that dont ned a parser like a web server or a cli?
<5> Rosse` you use BASIC and goto
<13> Rosse`: Use the constant __LINE__
<8> aight i'm out later
<15> Ophiocus: zend encoding creates the opcodes already, so no more parsing
<15> cai: thanks
<5> papa is french?
<13> No
<5> quit made me wonder
<5> ho well
<5> i ll **** off somewhere else as usual
<15> te quiero puta
<4> is it in appropriate to look at porn in the middle of a resturant
<13> Possibly.
<1> sure
<5> in a german restaurant that specialises in sausages you ll find many people starting to eat ackwardly
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