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<0> BillMurray: dunno
<1> you can, but height is the whole page not the screen view which is how ie will do it
<2> Ok. I had to add the height: attribute to HTML and BODY {}
<2> Makes sense now.
<3> yay _kaneda_!
<4> yay rdw!
<3> i'm downloading porn! yay!
<4> ...anything good?
<3> "You have requested the file Jess.Akira.sybian.avi (50284 KB)."
<3> :D
<3> howard stern ridin' girls nekkid on the sybian
<4> That answers *that* question!
<3> also: "Nude girls dancing at Pakistani bachelor party - I"
<3> lol
<3> i'm downloading naked terrorists...



<5> haha
<4> But you aren't paying, right?
<3> no, definately not
<4> Way to take money out of the pockets of the enemies of democracy!
<3> getting them off rapidshare.de
<3> plus i'm downloading "the office" episode 221
<5> rapidshare <3
<5> PIRACY
<4> Go Go Gadget Piracy
<3> lol, this girls tits are like (. ) ( *)
<4> lol. Just like my eyes!
<4> I mean...er...how erotic.
<5> (.) ( o )
<3> ahaha
<5> or the Chernobyl ladies: (.) ( . ) (.)
<6> e cineva pe aici ?
<5> nu vorbesc romana
<5> \o/
<4> /kickban egoiSt` Damn I wish this would work.
<6> makr e bine ca esti u
<5> muie
<6> Lame_nick
<6> vezi privatu
<5> seriously, I don't speak romanian
<5> and the rule is ENGLISH ONLY (except insulting)
<6> k
<4> If I was going to grab an XML file for parsing (say, RSS or Atom) would it be better to use fopen wrappers or curl?
<4> Oh how I wish I could kickban people
<5> rdw, romana plz
<5> lol
<5> he's privating me
<3> lol
<3> you brought that on yourself ;)
<5> true, true
<5> I just HAVE to insult them
<3> my privates r romana lolz
<5> lolololol
<3> damn...i can't download more rapidshare pr0n for 80 minutes
<3> i should msg our .ROtard friend and ask him how to hack it
<4> He'd know.
<4> They always know.
<4> They're strong with the source.
<3> haha
<3> he'd set me up with a proxy he'd r00ted in a starving country somewhere
<5> lol
<4> "You root go thru belgian ministry of foods, yes?"
<3> lol
<4> "Is also open relay so bulk email away"
<4> So yeah, which is faster: fopen wrapper (fopen('http://example.com/file') or curl?
<4> I think fopen wrappers are slightly faster, but that would make the code less portable.
<3> for just grabbing an XML file, yeah i'd say use fopen
<4> Check.
<4> Just doing a little fun work, so I guess it doesn't matter if it isn't portable.
<3> the only time i use curl is when i need to generate HTTP POSTS and such
<5> geeks
<4> I use cURL when I need a wget-like interface.
<4> just preference
<3> word
<3> Lame_nick: in my language "geeks" means "he who hung like moose and like big totties"



<5> haha
<3> that's in turkish, plz
<5> TURKSHM
<5> YARDM PLZ
<5> (it means help, I think)
<7> _kaneda_: what option is more portable is debateable. the curl extension is not enabled by default, fopen wrappers are but are also likely to be disabled by shared hosters.
<4> madbovine: damn, I totally forgot that most hosts don't compile curl support in.
<7> write a wrapper that checks what's available and uses that
<4> Interesting idea.
<4> Is there a third option? I can't think of another way to download a remote file...
<7> sockets, make the request yourself
<4> Yeah, could do that.
<4> I can't think there's anything more than a negligible speed difference between the three options.
<8> i've used curl a bit and it makes stuff much easier to implement. i've also used sockets and spent days debugging :)
<4> killfr: both true.
<7> curl offers a lot of options as well. guess you could replicate everything in userspace, but yuck.
<9> i'm having trouble loading a php session, is session_id(id) the function used to load it?
<9> http://paste.devpipe.com/148
<10> Hi, I'm creating a navigation system (tree list) and my SQL table looks like this: (ID, P_ID) and I'm not using any JavaScript to find my position in the tree, it's all pure PHP. And I was wondering if there's some good way to find which tree to expand by just giving the ID of the place I'm at
<10> P_ID is the ID of theparent of the current item
<10> Currently I'm doing it like this: http://localhost/lifsleikni/?v=233&u=235&d=237
<10> sorry, http://icy.ice.is/lifsleikni/?v=233&u=235&d=237
<10> where d=237 is Submenu3
<1> dare i ask why you are store a menu structure in a db
<10> cause it's also the container of the stuff that shows up when you click it
<10> and I want it to be dynamic
<11> do i dare ask why you **** so bad
<12> lol
<10> well, what other approach would you use?
<10> and that was for you, Sean|
<11> you can blow
<10> Since you can't answer me with what I've asked for then I'd like to ask the rest if anyone else could explain why this would be a bad way. Since I'm including ALOT of info per item on my navigation list
<10> And all the items are linked in one way to another
<11> shut up
<10> Sean|: http://php.php-undernet.org/rules.php
<10> I can't see where it states where I have to shutup for asking a question related to PHP.
<13> Icewolf: you'll have to do several querys
<11> hahahaha
<13> or you could generate only once a map
<10> sk8ing: Yeah, I thought so to, currently I'm just going to send it to an array, and try to match it
<11> you have to shut up because you think you deserve adequate help
<11> and, i'm a ****ing prick
<4> Agree with Sean|
<10> Sean|: I don't think, I'm asking for
<11> lame_nick, whats up
<13> Icewolf: no, just keep the trees in a table
<11> yes
<13> and you look it up when you have that value
<10> yep, thanks
<13> you get all the codes from the matching row
<13> and use them
<14> can i empty a file with a script or i have to do it manual ?
<4> Romeo: php.net/fopen
<13> $f = fopen("file.txt", "w"); fclose($f);
<4> If you open the file with the correct mode, it'll destory the content
<4> Sk8ing ruined my perfectly sculpted mystery, but yeah.
<13> :P
<13> sorry
<14> thanks both
<15> hi
<15> help php shell server faf mod on
<4> Learn how to ask a proper question then come the **** back.
<12> lol
<12> plz
<4> I would kick you, but I don't have T3H P0W4R.
<13> bander_83: ro?
<12> Must be
<4> my guess
<12> He's flooding me with ctcps
<13> lol, he expects you to (quit: max_recv)
<13> I got hacked by that guy
<3> lol
<13> :P


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