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<0> steve douche
<0> yeah
<1> Jobs, Steven Blow
<0> theres a ****load of badly written software for *nix
<1> yes there is
<2> There's a ****load of badly written software. Period.
<0> yeah
<3> i think more badly than well written programs actually
<0> very true
<0> not just in *nix
<0> its everywhere
<2> Not everywhere. Not in my C:\prj !!!
<4> brain**** will solve all that
<2> Unlikely.
<2> People make big enough messes with simple languages, just imagine Brainf*ck
<0> lol, elipse is a piece of ****



<0> 100% ****
<2> No, 99% **** and 1% inspiration.
<0> yeah
<0> 98% **** 1% inpspiration
<0> 1% ideas
<2> Or maybe 1% fart
<2> To propell the other 99% further.
<0> ****ing crap man
<0> total ****
<0> all over my face
<0> there are no good editors
<0> for gnome
<5> to answer my own question its just to use the utf-8 entity for "%20" ("&#32;)" :P
<6> guys
<6> are there any posibbilities to show a webpage on other server when one is broken ?
<6> i think no, but im asking anyway
<7> dozens
<6> erm ?
<6> irzyxel: anyexample then ?
<7> mostly load balancing technics
<8> how do i define the include path for a config file?
<7> http://content.websitegear.com/article/load_balance.htm
<8> if, for example, i cannot modify the server's inclusion path
<7> why you need an include path
<6> irzyxel: i mean when one server is down, not full
<8> irzyxel cause i separated my config and functions into separate files.
<7> pieg: same thing
<7> als see "multi homed"
<8> and my index page needs the config file, but since i have no access to the server's set inclusion path, gotta do something else.
<7> so you just include it ?
<7> the servers default path usually contains "."
<8> irzyxel yeah. include(config.php)
<8> this one has (include_path='.:/usr/share/php:/usr/share/pear')
<7> so, the problem is ?
<8> but still wouldnt see it in my /fldr/inc/ folder
<7> include(/fldr/inc/config.php)
<7> include(./fldr/inc/config.php)
<7> or whatever
<7> you cant expect it to guess in what subfolder your files are
<8> i gotta rename all of my code to accomodate? golly.
<7> tja
<7> try with a .htaccess but that wont make it anymore pretty
<8> why?
<7> cause
<8> oh well. thanks irzyxel.
<9> bitch, I so got you first
<0> apache 2 needs work
<6> so what, i got you first yesterday
<0> DRAVINE!@@@@@
<9> what up man?
<7> too late, 2.2 is out
<9> what do you mean apache 2 needs work/
<6> its been fired
<0> yeah
<0> i fired it just now
<9> what for?
<0> keeps ****ing up
<9> really?
<9> hrm



<9> weird
<0> i dunno if its me or it just ****s
<7> its you
<0> other people have had similar issues
<9> I've not had any issues with it
<0> especially with accurate logging
<9> what is your issue?
<0> logging for one
<0> and ****ing up with chroot
<0> ive been up for like 50 hours
<0> so its probably me
<6> Sean[: join #apache :P
<9> did you compile it yourself?
<9> or is it a package?
<0> yeah, and used apt packages
<0> same problem on both
<0> the logging problem anyway
<0> and that's enough for me to nix it
<9> word
<7> after all there is so many other httpds out there, lol
<2> IIS anyone?
<0> heh
<0> i have some iis machines ;/~
<7> postgres and iis, that fits you !
<0> dont have postgres on them
<0> postg is pretty rad sqld
<7> dwork uses postgres
<7> so i trust hes mad enough to use iis as well
<0> i dunno what he uses for serving
<0> i know he uses windows for developing, heh
<9> Sean[, join #apache
<0> why
<0> i hate that channel
<9> well
<7> hah
<9> you might get your issue fixed
<0> my issue was fixed when i downgraded apache
<6> i use windows for dev too
<0> i cant afford to research it, so i will go with what i know
<0> and deal with it later
<0> in the meantime, come rub me off
<9> pft
<9> hahaha
<0> haha
<9> man
<9> we've got freezing rain today
<9> ****ing rad
<9> methinks I'll remain indoors today
<2> I don't use IIS
<2> :P
<2> Or rather, not for my own stuff.
<2> I do have a staging IIS here at work.
<0> i bought a new domain
<0> and stagg chili comes in little boxes nw
<7> iuh
<7> http://justtoocute.com/
<9> ****er
<9> that's worse than hai2u.com
<10> Oh I like that chandelier.
<11> even to us french speaking persons, chandelier sounds like a fag coming out
<10> hah
<7> huh
<12> hi all ... i have a calendar-code from http://keithdevens.com/software/php_calendar but there is a small bug i havent found it, maybe near the explode function .. can someone help me ?
<9> maradona_zh, read the rules
<9> #3
<12> ok
<12> ... sometimes its too much :)
<13> !
<13> linux is like totaly r0x0r for apache web serving even with a desktop oriented distro like ubuntu
<9> Morfosomo, ubuntu isn't totally desktop oriented
<9> when you boot the install cd
<9> type
<9> server
<9> total install is around 300 megs


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