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<0> is there a function in PHP that will return true/false for a bit value from a database query?
<0> like the string "true" or "false"
<1> if
<2> man
<2> putting out the fires tonight!
<0> o_O;
<2> my clients dsl went down
<2> in his restaurant
<0> fun fun
<2> and they do online CC processing over it
<2> so, 5:30 PM on a friday night in a 4 star restaurant, doing paper CC transactions with the old school slider doodah
<2> slowing them down a lot
<0> which ISP gets the beatdown for the link going away?
<3> thats when a backup PPP dialup is good
<2> National Telecom via Bellshouth
<3> heh
<2> er
<4> good old bellsouth
<2> south
<2> word
<3> http://www.hidebehind.com/show.php?iid=AEBC95D0.jpg
<3> i can't get over this girls tits
<3> i just want to rape her belly button
<0> heh.
<0> long as she doesn't get that pink lipstick on my ****
<5> what gd function would be ideal for taking 1 image, and placing it on another image using a x,y plotting point?
<3> hm
<2> man,
<2> that's ****ing nice
<2> just like
<2> hot chocolate nice
<2> on a cold *** day
<0> what's a good way to detect if the user has JavaScript disabled?
<2> use a javascript document.location=
<2> and redirect it to js_true.php
<2> if not, then they dont
<0> ewww, ugly
<0> OK nevermind, I'll just require JS for this
<1> header(location: foo
<2> Eldritch, how is that going to help with weather or not js is enabled?
<6> Does anyone know of a script or technique I can use to apply a png mask to a jpeg and have the parts of the jpeg under the mask become transparent?
<2> a js redirect guarantees that it is, because it won't work without js
<2> Injunction, you can't
<2> jpegs have no alpha channel
<2> and it has nothing to do with php
<6> What I mean is
<6> Sorry
<6> Apply a png alpha mask to a jpeg to create an image with transparency and save as a png
<1> maybe ill more than every other word next itme
<2> haha
<6> or whatever format - i have two images - one a black mask - the other a kid or whatever - i want the parts of the kid image that fall under the mask to become transparent
<2> word
<6> know what i mean?
<2> Injunction, yes
<2> see imagemagic
<6> I looked at imagemagick but i wasn't sure how I would do it with that. Do you know what this thing I am trying to do is called so I can search on it?
<2> nope
<2> I'm a db guy
<2> I don't mess with image ****
<5> imagemagick is the ****
<6> Thaks Dravine
<6> Ven-X, do you know what i am attempting to do is called?
<5> but sadly gd for today
<7> http://www.devarticles.com/c/a/PHP/PHP-Frontend-to-ImageMagick/
<6> thank you irzyxel
<5> injunction I am sure i could figure it out but sadly, kinda busy trying to figure out what gd function i need :)
<6> ahh :)
<2> people say that anyone who reads it is simply looking at the porn
<2> but I have to disagree
<2> there are many fine articles, and fascinating discussions
<5> i have to take 1 image, add 1 pixel border around it, and then place it on top of another image.
<7> alpha mask from mash file will be easier with gd i think
<2> on #php
<5> imagecopymerge. perhaps.
<1> porn!!! where!!!!!
<6> irzyxel how would you do it?
<6> can i pm you?
<8> $this->db = new DB( );
<8> How can I execute a DB method?
<5> HATE HATE HATE
<8> $this->db->method(); doesn't seem to work.
<9> I'm planning to hire a company to do my website.. I found one who does a good work with designs but their scripting rates are too high.. If I ask them to do my website design only, and I hire a separate company for writing the PHP, do you think the site will have any problems? I mean, is it a bad idea what I am doing?
<2> wirelessgoat, yeah, it's a bad idea
<2> don't hire cheap programmers
<2> they usually ****
<9> Oh okay.
<2> there's a reason they are cheap
<2> most of us charge more than $100 US an hour
<1> like they live in mud huts in some ****ty third wold country
<9> Okay.
<6> how often do you guys find work at that rate?
<6> maybe i should learn to really program :)
<2> all the time
<1> make more money as a plumber in theres parts
<2> I wake up at 0500 work, then go to the day job which charges 125 an hour for my work, and then come home and work till around 2200
<6> sweet
<9> But, as long as the programmer is good, i should be having no problems having the site design done by somebody else right? I wanted to get the site done by 2advanced.com, but their per hour rates for programming are way too high...
<1> and still times tim to spend all day on irc
<6> what are their rates?
<2> Eldritch, yeah, need to have net access to build web apps
<1> perhaps you should find a cheaper companyu to do it all
<2> the term is _multitasking_
<1> therer are thosands of them
<9> well for design and scripting, they said roughly 90K
<2> wirelessgoat, what the hell are you trying to do?
<1> 90k better be one HUGE site
<9> well, they charge like $3000 for a logo
<2> or one very complex and lucrative one
<2> wirelessgoat, that's insane
<6> what kind of site is it, wireless?
<1> go else where they are ripping you odd big time
<1> off
<2> holy ****
<2> their site is crap
<2> 80% proc usage with just flash running
<1> flash to the mx, hate that
<9> im gonna be launching a big online store.. i can get the php done through a friend.. but I dont know if people would ***ign design to one firm, and programming to the other, don't want to end up making a mistake
<1> thats not a web site its some fan-boy sci0fi fantasey
<2> that site is a piece of ****
<9> well, their portfolio looks good though
<2> I'd stab the designer if I met them in person
<2> and I'm not joking in the least
<2> the stab would be simply because a bullet is too good for them
<9> lol.
<1> useability 0 accessabuility 0
<6> wow that site is cool
<6> looking, at least
<2> yeah
<2> unless you need a screen reader to use the net
<2> then you're fux0r3d
<1> online store oscommerce -free, little templae work - bingo bango done save 90k
<2> and if you're building an online commerce site, the last thing you want to do is get rid of potential sales
<1> or dial up
<1> still loading
<9> Oh im not going to be using flash or anything
<1> wirelessgoat they are dumb they are a rip off, go else where
<9> okay.
<10> ok, back, yay
<1> yeah loaded, looks like some watches way to mych star treak
<2> or played too many dos games
<2> fagg0rs
<1> i so love watching loading bars
<2> man
<2> I can't wait till this viao gets here
<1> maybe if i needed flash they would be ok, but i see little proof they can do anything but flash
<4> too much flash = crap
<1> is anything in their portfilio not flash?
<1> yup and wirelessgoat said he wasent using any falsh so why do for a flash specialist
<5> woot
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