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<0> why?
<0> because the error messages were not colored in red
<0> tho, the page is full of them
<1> anyone know a good site for a tutorial on pagination?
<2> I believe K_F 's website has one
<2> but so does gogole
<2> +
<1> Hajuu: i've just spent hours on google, and none work properly. whats K_Fs site?
<2> firebane: yeah obviously everyone else at fault.
<2> I forgot how infallable you are.
<1> Hajuu: wtf
<1> i asked for help not someone to be a ****
<2> and I asked for no idiots... but here we are
<2> lol
<1> i'm far from an idiot
<2> glad you think so.
<2> have you taken a look at http://www.phpfreaks.com/tutorials/43/0.php ?
<1> yes
<1> and it doesn't work for me
<2> pfft. The idea on the first page is sound.. just think about how to do it.
<1> Hajuu: i even copy/pasted the entire script
<2> ....
<1> the problem is the next and prev don't become clickable
<2> oh well your OBVIOUSLY a genius!
<1> never said I was
<2> ... ok did you make next and prev links :/
<0> K_F is a ****ing moron and his website is a piece of ****
<1> it gets the data find
<2> sk8ing: meh I dont mind the guy
<1> er data fine
<1> and it creates the next and prev links
<1> but they aren't links thats all
<2> so make them links... simple/.
<0> I do, he always gives evasive answers and advertise his ****ty website
<2> wow. now I can be a genius too
<2> lol yeah he does advertise alot
<1> Hajuu: they are dumb***
<0> if a guy asks what <a> means he points him to his website!
<2> firebane: how can something bea link.. but not a link? firebane but they aren't links thats all
<1> echo "<a href=\"pbook.php?page=$i\">$i</a>";
<2> please dont tell me one thing, then call me a dumb*** for verifying that.
<2> not generally a good way to get what you need is all.
<1> Hajuu: you haven't been exactly helpful anyways
<1> i could get better insults from a 3 year old
<2> firebane: Oh ok. Sorry I guess ill just stop then.
<2> You figure it out, genius
<1> Hajuu: well you haven't help yet, so why start now?
<0> firebane: what are you trying to do?
<1> sk8ing: setup pagination. and Hajuu showed me a page with it and when I even copy paste the script it still doesn't work
<0> well it's kinda easy
<2> sk8ing: relax. its just the link that is a link, but isnt a link, dumb***!
<2> ....
<0> :))
<1> Hajuu: stfu
<2> oh oh oh thats so good
<2> mmmm... paginated.
<2> so glad that im not a moron and can do it.
<1> Hajuu: well its pretty useless to have a script online and not have it work properly
<3> What's with this channel, seems like all you do is fight and call each other names.
<2> firebane: its pretty useless writing a script for some bitch who just tries to copy and paste it and expect it to work
<2> psilocin: nice nice :P
<2> almost
<1> Hajuu: some people work better from an already made example and figuring it out
<3> Almost all you do? :P
<2> no I meant your nick lol
<3> Ah, well I usually use "psilo" becuase I don't want people to recognize it, heh.
<3> But some jerk has a bot sitting on it so I guess it's back to psilocin for a while.
<2> bah! wear it proud
<3> Some channels treat you worse for it. I got banned from #aynrand just for it.
<3> It's lame
<2> aynrand? lol
<2> theres like 3 people
<3> Well this was a couple years ago
<3> There was.. ten
<3> or more!!!
<2> :O
<2> lol
<1> ah hah! I had to read the damn "Discussion" articles to make it work
<2> imagine that.. having to read.
<2> tsk.
<1> heh
<4> \
<3> Before I run off and ask my host to turn off safe mode, ***uming that is set, is there any other reason my system()/exec()/shell_exec() calls do apparently nothing?
<5> does anybody here know how i could pull the previous and next row in a table based on the id of the current row?
<5> i know it's an mysql question, but i never get responses in #mysql
<5> i'd just make previous $id - 1, but the previous # doesn't always exist, so the row before #15 could be #12
<2> psilocin: cause its probably disabled heh
<2> most hosts dont like exec and the like
<2> or alot anyway
<3> argh, how am I supposed to cut this image up!
<3> No GD, trying to make calls to imagemagick's "convert" program.
<0> US zip code == 5 digits?
<1> yup
<0> thanks
<6> i dont think we should be helping sk8ing with US addresses
<1> heh
<6> he's romanian
<6> can anyone say FRAUD?
<0> heh
<6> oh wait.. if its not fraud... he's taken a job that one of us in the USA could have done
<6> outsourcing.
<7> I was just reading an old news article yesterday where the former lt. gov of guam got taken in by that nigerian email scam... to the tune of 1.4 mil, heh.
<6> hahah
<7> two folks in the us documented... and he's one of the two, lol!
<7> the guy got away with about 3-400,000 and the US Gov seized the rest. When he asked the gov for the money back, they threated to toss him in jail for electronic fraud.
<6> nigerian gov?
<7> This island is so entertaining sometimes...
<7> no, the US Gov't
<7> they kept the money
<7> heh
<6> wait.. the US govt kept the money that some idiot sent to nigeria?
<0> I don't get it.. what happened?
<6> how does that work
<7> hang on, lemme dig up the link...
<2> god the ajax on mininova.org is gay
<2> Im doing a search, why do I need a search inside my search box?
<2> good.. useful feature.
<7> http://www.csmonitor.com/cgi-bin/wit_article.pl?script/96/09/18/091896.us.us.5
<7> the former lt. Governor's name is kurt moylan
<2> anyone know what version of cedega is old enough not to need the ****ing gui bull**** that makes it USELESS?!
<6> 0.1 beta
<7> heh
<1> don't you mean 0.0.1b?
<0> how idiot one must be to think that a guy who wants to give him 8 million dollars needs money to cover the expenses?
<0> can't he just take from those money and pay the expenses?
<7> (in my yoda voice) "idiot he is not. Greedy and stupid he is..."
<7> and keep in mind, in 74 the internet was young, and scams were'nt the norm. common sense should have ruled, but his legendary greed outruled, heh.
<0> 94
<0> ;)
<0> the funny thing is that FBI got aware by all those money
<0> cool
<0> it means I won't be able to avoid taxes this year :))
<2> I dont know how some web devs can wake up in the morning.. 18 seconds load time
<2> er render time
<2> 18 SECONDS
<0> maybe it's the connection to the db that's slow
<2> then they should FIXIT
<6> maybe they should eat a penis and die
<0> the web dev shouldn't care about the db connection :P
<8> hello!
<9> gah... how come there's never a whinging customer to call helpdesk when you need one )c;
<0> it's saturday
<0> whining customers are asleep
<9> it's 3:30 pm
<0> man I HATE writing registration forms
<1> heh why
<0> because I have to do all kind of checking
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