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<0> nm, going to rent new movies.
<1> so much porn
<1> so little bandwidth
<2> lol
<3> <0> I vote we kick FreAkErZ
<3> ah ah.. good one
<2> =)
<0> whore
<0> dah
<4> Warning: mysql_query(): Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/run/mysqld/mysqld.sock' (2)
<4> any idea what something like that means?
<4> the offending line is just - $result2 = mysql_query($query2) or die ("Error in query: $query2. ".mysql_error());
<4> and i don't see anything wrong with it
<5> well since you are not even connected the querry is not going to be run
<4> i'm connected, and the query seems to run once



<4> http://www.foohonpie.net/troutslap/index.php
<4> it does it for the first post, but after that...
<4> it just gives me that error
<4> ah ****
<4> you know what
<4> i had the } one line to early
<4> or late rather, the connection closed too early
<4> thanks haha
<4> dammit, i should go to sleep
<4> i'm just dumbing it up
<0> hmmm
<0> :)
<2> hmmmm
<0> ...
<5> lesbians!
<6> how do i redirect "back" in php?
<5> header Location
<6> how?
<6> ima bit stupid i cant figure it out myself
<5> php.net
<6> just type it out here
<5> http://nz.php.net/manual/en/function.header.php
<7> blazer look at the $_SERVER stuff to there should be something in there about the referrer url
<6> sweet
<5> except the referrer url is not always set, i strip mine
<6> guys im too stoopid to figure it out - can you just write up the code for me
<6> >
<6> ?
<6> it must be a line or two right?
<6> just redirect(back); to that effect
<6> because if i redirect back, rather than to url then it will still save my form input
<6> thats why
<5> php is server side ther is no completly reliable way to know where the client has come from
<6> i can maybe just dump some javascript then?
<6> bad practice tho
<6> but i know the environment - it already uses jvascript
<5> i dont see what this has to do with form processing
<6> fck it later'
<8> Hey, if I have a string that is storing a date(m/d/y) is there a way I can pull the month number right out of that string?
<0> $String = '01/01/2006'; <--- that?
<0> list($Year, $Month, $List) = split('/', $String);
<0> err
<0> list($Day, $Month, $Year) = split('/', $String);
<2> hmmm
<8> ya thats the format it is in
<0> something like that
<0> might need split('\/', $String);
<0> eh
<0> play with it
<8> ill look up the split command
<8> nice, looks perfect
<8> php.net even has an example of splitting up a date with it on their page for it
<0> :)
<8> thanks a lot
<5> strtotime \date would work to
<0> stfu Eldritch
<0> I am god, I gave him the answer.
<5> I'm satan, i getsluts
<0> yea, nicknames are: crabs, herpes, and warts
<5> who wants virgins, they give bad head
<0> true



<0> hmmmm
<9> http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?id=15260&url=http%3A%2F%2Fapnews.myway.com%2Farticle%2F20060404%2FD8GPFNOOF.htm
<8> can i concatonate a string in quotes with a variable int + 1 and then with another string in quotes?
<9> Sure.
<9> Why not just try it and see if it works?
<8> i did
<8> and it isnt working
<9> Paste your one line here.
<8> echo("<a href=\"index.php?page=" . $page+1 . "\">Previous month</a>");
<8> if its a stupid mistake I'm sorry, its getting a bit late
<9> Its ok. That should work, lemme try that here.
<8> the link isnt coming up right on the page which is why i thought that might be the bug
<9> Nope guess you can't do that, you'd have to have a function that added or somthing if you wanted to concat like that.
<9> So your going to have to do somthing like....
<9> $temp_page = $page + 1;
<9> echo '<a href="index.php?page='.$temp_page.'">Previous month</a>';
<8> gotcha
<9> I like single quotes with html becuse then you dont have to worry about escaping all those doublequotes.
<8> oh yeh i forget that owrks
<9> Welp bed time, later.
<8> something still isnt working
<8> but thanks
<8> built the entire output string line by line and just echod that string, works
<8> :)
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<10> hi
<0> netsliver: what's up?
<10> SubFreeze: good
<10> i have a pb to install FDFToolkit library
<10> on Debian system
<0> pb?
<10> problem sorry
<0> you don't speak english well, do you?
<10> yes, i'm french :s
<10> my english is very bad
<0> k, I'd help you, but I'm working on other laptops. :(
<10> ok, I have to download the toolkit at adobe
<10> but i don't know how to install this on a debian system, not package .deb...
<10> i have just libFdfTk.so, FDF.so and FdfTk.h
<10> how do you install this with PHP ?
<10> my php installation package of course
<10> i don't find any information on the Internet
<6> let me see your sack, faggot ... funny
<11> blazer, was that a quote from me?
<12> hey,
<12> is it possible the change the colour of text within <font> tags>
<13> yup
<13> use css or another font tag :D
<14> What the ****
<14> <font> is dead, use <span>
<13> horay for embeded font tags!
<13> cai, no its not
<14> And why the hell would you join a PHP channel to ask that?
<14> Yes, it is dead.
<13> there is always email marketing and IE5 on apples :)
<14> IE on the Mac is no longer supported
<13> cue with php everyone knows you can edit registry entries and monitor the text going over the tcp/udp connection and hack into that stream of 0s and 1s and make it a different colour
<13> cause*
<13> hehe my mother still uses IE on mac
<14> Sad
<13> its evil, OS 9 i think
<13> i shudder everytime i go there
<14> Ah, that's okay then.. at least it's not IE5 on OSX
<14> Safari rocks.
<13> shes one of those 'arrgg you changed a setting! i cant find anything now! *throw away the computer*
<13> i use ff on anything
<13> ff = win for me
<15> Hello there billgates?
<15> ie sup cai?
<14> Eh?
<15> nah you dont remember me.
<13> hehe


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