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<0> http://www.pkmz.com/upload/uploads/8a9a5a69dd.jpg
<1> as this is #php im gessing thatsa fat dead chick having *** with a cow
<1> wow i was close
<1> no dead chick but i got the cow right
<2> hi
<2> i have a problem counting the rows of my table, size table is 75mb, but with others I dont have problem
<2> how can I count the rows of this table?
<3> use your hands
<4> Clap your head.
<3> lol
<3> i wish i could cleap my head
<4> If you had a conjoined twin maybe :P
<5> Clap your hips.
<6> nenene: it really depends how you're doing it.
<6> Normally, you could do SELECT COUNT(*) FROM blah.
<6> But if you're selecting all rows then counting them on the php side (while not actually needing them), you may be called dumb.
<7> madbovine, you're a .ro dude huh? :)
<6> _mdp: yeah
<7> madbovine, how's the wether in east .ro ?
<8> lol
<9> I designed a web for a client using html files which I have figured out the .html is required to serve the page with stinking microsoft extensions. I am trying to use php inside the already designed script, but when I use . php for the extention the freaking microsoft extensions no longer work.. Is there a work around besides redesigning the site in php?
<10> what is a microsoft extension?
<10> i bet it's not PHP related. try asking MS
<9> it is what web bots use to create functions like include etc.
<9> I want to include php inside the already designed site to have more control is the issue.
<10> i have no idea. i still don't know what an MS extension is.
<9> the server will exectute both types of scripts, but not at the same time I guess.
<9> I wish cai were awake!
<10> yeah, probably not.
<9> Or actually Papa Bear usually helps me get out the the coding hell I live in... lol
<10> *shrug*
<9> ms extensions are web bots that collect information like in forms... where we say get or post ms uses a pre programed web bot to collect the same information... that is why ms ****s.. you can not change the pre-freaking programmed functions.
<10> that sounds terrible
<9> I just realized the solution... the page is layed out with a header, left menu and a footer... on pages that I require to PHP to make the page work.. I can just create a new template using php and jam the header, footer ect into the new script.
<10> there ya go
<9> I just realized that is what Papa Bear would say. Because he knows I create seperate pages for each object on the page.
<9> YEA!
<9> thank you for being a sounding board rdw.... I started learning php in 1999 and have taught myself how to create pretty cool sites for clients... Along with the background of my Electonic/Computer degree.. And I definately have to mention the Mentors here... I think you all are great!!!! So thank you because you did help.
<10> hehe. glad you got it worked out.
<11> Hello all, pls help
<11> Why is this not working?
<11> <?
<11> $help = "'dog','cat','bird'";
<11> $help2 = array($help)
<11> foreach($help2 as $help3)
<11> {
<11> echo "$help3<br>";
<11> }
<11> ?>
<11> can anybody help?
<11> Hello all, pls help
<11> Why is this not working?
<11> <?
<11> $help = "'dog','cat','bird'";
<11> $help2 = array($help)
<11> foreach($help2 as $help3)
<11> {
<11> echo "$help3<br>";
<11> }
<11> ?>
<12> $help is a string
<7> try <?php
<12> to split it on the commas, you'll need explode()
<12> see php.net/explode
<12> e.g., $help2 = explode(',', $help);
<11> what if I still want to you use foreach?
<11> what if I still want to use foreach?
<12> you still can
<6> Guest28007: thanks for the ****ing flood
<12> foreach iterates over an array
<11> hows that array should work with string inside?
<7> how's the wether in ro madbovine ?
<11> sorry mad
<6> i thought i answered that?
<6> 02:35 < madbovine> _mdp: Clear skies, 7C, Air Pressure: 1019 hPa, Wind Speed: 3 km/h E, Rel. Humidity: 87.1%, Wind Chill: 6.9C
<12> the code you gave put one string in the array -- it was a one-element array
<7> madbovine, nope, this is the 1st time
<11> what should I do then to make more than one element?
<12> the way I said:
<12> $help2 = explode(',', $help);
<12> explode() will break a string up on a separator character (in this case, comma) and make an array
<11> so after I explode then I do the array, is that correct?
<12> yep
<11> thank you
<12> sure
<6> you don't need explode, could simply do $help = array('dog', 'cat', 'bird');
<13> will calling a function from within an included file cause me trouble if i don't include functions.php at the start of the included file?
<13> in other words... do i have to include functions.php in a called script for them to be defined, even if it's already included in the page that called the script?
<14> Including code is like cutting and pasting it at runtime.
<14> Think of it that way, and it'll all make sense.
<13> well, that's what i ***umed
<13> it seems logical
<13> but i'm getting some errors, can't figure out why
<13> ah... haha
<14> What are the errors?
<13> undefined function
<13> i included functiosn.php though, it was just a typo
<13> dammit i hate that
<14> There ya go.
<14> If you had error reporting enabled you shuld have seen a 'Unable to incldue functiosn.php, file doesn't exist' or somthing liek that.
<13> hmm
<13> actually that should have happened
<13> that's odd...
<8> I_like_pie, did you restart httpd after making your changes?
<13> nope
<13> i'm not sure what happened, probably just confusion on my part
<13> im getting rather scatter brained here
<13> too much code lately hehe
<13> care to help me test? :o
<13> i only have like 1 or 2 people signed up who know how to properly test for bugs
<15> mmm
<16> i have function writehtml($title, ...) to which i p*** $_POST["$title"], but inside of writehtml $title is empty. Why is that?
<13> $_POST["$title"] should be $_POST['title']
<13> or at least try it that way
<16> no diff....
<16> empty inside of writehtml
<16> here is the code: http://pastebin.com/650655
<16> could any one tell me why $title inside of function is empty? http://pastebin.com/650655
<17> i know you want me baby
<17> i know i want you too
<17> haha
<16> solved
<18> Hey guys
<19> hey girl
<18> eat me FreAkErZ
<19> at least you're cockless
<19> you have no manhood beyotch
<15> ::sigh::
<15> why would you cut off another mans penis
<15> I think that's against the guy rules
<19> well.. I was understand the impression it was a female
<19> but then the *unzips* sounded weird..
<15> ..
<18> I vote we kick FreAkErZ
<15> since when is irc a democracy?
<15> it's purely a dictatorship
<8> =D i agree
<18> haha
<8> =)
<18> woooo
<18> anyone doing anything fun?
<18> nm, going to rent new movies.
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