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<0> lol
<1> DCC SEND "1234567891011"
<2> Oh noes, my connection!
<1> steve isn't back yet.. what will i do for entertainment
<1> *sigh*
<1> just remember to clean up your own dump
<2> Should've used /dev/****ter
<3> lala.
<3> Anyone here compared PHP Accelerator to mmcache or APC?
<4> as far as i know mmcache was abandoned.
<2> Avandonando?
<3> Yeah DWism was saying he was still using it in a production environment...it is called something else now
<3> I'm going to see how this phpa does.
<3> http://www.idfr.net/etude_apache/optimisation.php
<5> BillMurray, is implemented on code or on server ?
<3> server.
<3> it compiles the php and saves it in memory and in a file (phpa, that is)
<5> nice
<5> as i can see
<5> "increase of approximately 22 %."
<5> is alot of difrence
<5> * before installation of PHPA: 7,318 milliseconds
<5> * after installation of PHPA: 3,244 milliseconds
<5> wow!
<6> if i use regex with posix , how i can detect or work with a dot . and not like a "any character"?, or i must use pcre ?
<4> \.
<6> sorry for my ignorance, but is not the same case that \d ?
<7> <?php
<7> $output = shell_exec('sudo /opt/lampp/lampp reloadapache');
<7> echo "<pre>$output</pre>";
<7> ?>
<7> Shouldn't that show me the same thing as doing it in a shell
<7> or do I Have something wrong?
<8> 512k is not noticebly faster than 384k, but amazingly, it is cheaper
<4> SkyTech20: mmm, well, you see... you're going A <STOP> B. there's no getting to B.
<4> i suppose
<3> Heh...I just choked on a sip of coffee...
<3> I thought I could get it down...then my body completely rejected it...and coffee exploded out of my mouth over everything...hahahahaha
<3> This is horrible.
<9> haha, ouch
<9> not sure how one cleans coffee out of a keyboard
<10> with fresh water
<11> and a little "simple green" ;)
<12> work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger
<12> more than ever, hour after, our work is never over
<12> <3 this song
<12> 10x
<12> Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
<13> anyone who can help me with an issue?
<13> andvance php users only please
<9> Tremere|work: where did you list an issue?
<9> i didn't see it.
<13> i am new here
<13> i just need some help
<13> i can show you
<9> Tremere|work: well, i suggest you read the rules then. asking to ask wastes everyone's time.
<13> ok sorry
<13> brb ..
<10> plz rdw
<3> That's what is nice about a wireless keyboard...I just take it into the kitchen...
<10> I need help
<10> plz
<10> I wont let you know what my issue is, plz help me
<9> heh
<9> that's about the size of it
<14> perminant help is only a bullet away
<10> come on... help me
<9> "can i ask a question?" "just ask it" "ok, thanks *signs off*
<10> or
<10> U MOHTER FUKER
<3> Hmm...is there any reliable way to extract a files creation date on linux with php?
<10> /part
<14> help me help me - they are just quoteing the movie 'the fly'
<14> yes, its in the manual
<3> Or should I just continue appending the unix timestamp on the file name..
<3> FOr some reason php's time() doesn't correspond to the file system function's version of creation time at all.
<3> oh man when he barfs on that doughnut.
<10> Rotard of the day - http://multigeeks.com/rotard.txt
<10> actually yesterday
<3> I think readfile() got slower from php 4 to php 5
<14> tried stat()
<3> ok...
<14> you try stat(), I'll try your mom
<8> your_mom()
<8> cool i ll use that in my next user function
<3> Heh...my mom...is 57. You go right ahead...
<14> funny my last user function was Ophiocus_mom($hole, $number_of_times)
<8> missed the $donkeyPunch boolean
<8> lame code :)
<14> why do people set vars tehy only use once - spastics
<15> I do for two reasons.... ease of debugging (you can echo the vars out if needed) or ease of changing values/epansion
<15> but I suppose they technically may not be used 'once' if you take the long view then
<9> sweet: SELECT VERSION(); -> "PostgreSQL 8.1.3 on i686-pc-linux-gnu, compiled by GCC gcc (GCC) 4.0.2 20051125 (Red Hat 4.0.2-8)"
<15> nice
<15> didn't know you could doi that
<9> this next project is going to be my first major postgres project :D
<9> i'm excited
<14> makes lazy fat code
<3> When smarty "compiles" does it just convert it's code into php?
<4> http://www.worldwideweirdo.com/images/pope-bush.JPG
<3> I think that it does.
<3> That pic is funny. The pope must be in awe of how intelligent george bush is.
<16> sure :)
<3> I can't help thinking that smarty is a waste. Why not just have your designers use php. Oh well whatever....
<3> I must be missing something.
<4> i never heard of a _designer_ that did smarty.
<4> though that would be a great human being.
<17> Hi, i am trying to find the total price of the products
<17> for all rows
<17> but i get only the total price of the last row
<17> any help
<17> btw total price = price * quantity of each product
<14> mysql table rows?
<17> yeap
<14> SUM (price * quantit) as total
<17> i also wrote this after: while($row = mysql_fetch_***oc($result1)) {$total = $price * $quantity
<17> echo $total;
<17> }
<17> i quess is incorect
<14> should work alos but better to have mysql do it if you dont need all those values anyway
<17> yeah it tells me: Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_ECHO
<14> it will be $row['price'] * $row['quantity']
<18> whore
<17> on while statement?
<14> but that will get each line
<14> for the whole thing $total +=
<17> ok
<14> otehrwise your just overwritting $total every time
<17> yeap i c
<17> but i keep getting that error
<14> missing ;
<14> $total = $price * $quantity should be $total = $price * $quantity;
<14> once you fix the other bits
<17> okz
<17> let me test
<17> btw i need a GROUP BY statement
<17> sint
<17> isnt
<19> how can i write in regular expression that i am searching in string for two ";"?
<14> \;\;
<18> s/;;/;/ix
<19> thx
<18> err, that' sperl
<19> hm not working
<19> have string like 039123;42152345;12342134 and like 500 other but width more ; in it and i want just those who have just 2 ;
<17> hmm not working
<17> says that i have an error on sql syntax
<14> use pos to find strings in strings
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