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<dravine> alohaarts, then read the manual
<dravine> www.php.net/echo
<dravine> www.php.net/print
<rdw> she goes to the HS I graduated from
<dravine> !?!
<rdw> confederate flag bikini...holy **** i need to marry her.
<rdw> now
<alohaarts> oki.. thank you very much
<dravine> I can p*** for 15
<dravine> 6
<dravine> er 17
<dravine> I should "transfer"
<dravine> rdw, yeah I think I'm in love
<dravine> what's her myspace addy?
<rdw> http://www.myspace.com/tarheeldarlin00
<rdw> 354 friends
<rdw> lol
<dravine> w00t
<dravine> she's 19
<rdw> http://www.myspace.com/toughredneck
<dravine> llllelgal!
<rdw> good God, look at her
<rdw> john deer wifebeater: give me some sugar
<Ophiocus> toughredneck beware names that implicit excessive female spanking
<rdw> Do you like getting dirty?: Mud wrestling is the greatest sport known to man.
<rdw> zomg
<dravine> man
<rdw> marry me bitch
<dravine> you know what
<dravine> I'm moving
<dravine> to NC
<rdw> lol
<dravine> all these pictures of hot bitches just off in the woods
<rdw> dude, they didn't build 'em like that when I was in HS
<dravine> god damn it
<rdw> these are a fresh breed
<dravine> <= puts on a ghili suit and stalks the NC hills
<rdw> haha, no doubt
<Ophiocus> do you also get the country music?
<rdw> we'll go poon hunting
<dravine> oh for ****s sake
<dravine> http://myspace-090.vo.llnwd.net/00031/09/07/31057090_l.jpg
<dravine> that's the one with the rebel flag bikini
<dravine> now come on
<rdw> good God
<dravine> that's ****ing weapons grade poon
<rdw> no kidding
<rdw> look at the damn country-*** porch too. you _know_ you could drink the best lemonade you've had in your life on that porch right before nailing her
<dravine> yeah
<dravine> maybe do a few shots of the 'shine
<dravine> get drunk and nekkid on a sunday afternoon
<rdw> allow me to place you in her bedroom for a moment: http://myspace-914.vo.llnwd.net/00281/41/92/281882914_l.jpg
<rdw> born in Augusta GA.
<dravine> omgz 10x on t3h b3d@!
<rdw> man, i really do need to call her the **** up
<dravine> yeah
<dravine> god damn it
<dravine> I was born in nebraska
<dravine> we moved 3 months later, and I still refuse to visit the place
<dravine> http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=45778785&Mytoken=632750564827122710
<alohaarts> what function returns the type(array,str,nr,cl***) of a variable?
<dravine> get_type I think
<alohaarts> doesn't exist
<dravine> my bad
<dravine> gettype
<rdw> alohaarts: if you typed www.php.net/get_type you would have immediately seen the correct name
<microbe> hello
<rdw> don't be afraid of the manual
<rdw> you either, microbe
<alohaarts> yes.. my mistake. practice makes perfect
<dravine> http://myspace-151.vo.llnwd.net/00486/15/17/486497151_l.jpg
<rdw> lol @ "we were too"
<dravine> http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=44737585&MyToken=632750567220191122
<dravine> rdw, ^ that is what I want for my birthday
<rdw> great goodness
<rdw> i like that
<dravine> bah
<dravine> I gotta go to work
<rdw> me too. later, gang
<dravine> later rdw
<dravine> catch you in an hour or so
<dravine> fag
<miSsGuRL> anyone using a mac?
<dev_nuII> miSsGuRL: what are you wearing right now?
<microbe> Would it be possible to send a mail with rich text (bold, colors, different fonts, etc) with the mime cl***? I allready did plain text and html message. But didn't manage to use rich text
<microbe> How could i do this?
<miSsGuRL> i am trying to follow this http://www.entropy.ch/software/macosx/php/#install , how do i setup the..username?
<microbe> miSsGuRL, just follow the instructions
<miSsGuRL> but how do i find the directories?
<alohaarts> how can i make function with optional arguments?
<alohaarts> like function my_fc ($number_1, [$numer_2])
<alohaarts> ?
<Djow-> im pretty new to PHP. What free editor would you recomend for some basic web projects?
<EekAdjuu> id recomend STFUCUPROFESSIONAL
<Djow-> exelent, do you have a download link ?
<rdw> Djow-: get Eclipse then add the PHPEclipse plugin
<rdw> eclipse is bad*** plus Zend will soon be porting to the open source version of their industry standard IDE to eclipse
<rdw> :D
<EekAdjuu> Argh
<rdw> i wonder if this is alohaarts web page..
<rdw> http://www.alohaarts.com/
<rdw> page includes a bCentral hit counter. cl***y.
<EekAdjuu> cant ****ing even get into hotmail
<rdw> you homofag
<EekAdjuu> I ran the beta of hotmail live
<EekAdjuu> its.. EXACTLY like google
<EekAdjuu> mail
<EekAdjuu> if
<EekAdjuu> it was coded, while on smack
<Hajuu> dravine you mother****er.
<dravine> hey man
<Hajuu> lo
<Hajuu> Doc run big success
<Hajuu> lol
<alohaarts> can 2 shockwaveflash .swf files take variables from a .php file at the same time?
<dravine> if you kept your mother off the streets at night, I wouldn't be giving her a poke
<dravine> Hajuu, word
<alohaarts> ?
<Hajuu> Oh **** like those bacon/saussage/egg/cheese wraps?
<dravine> nah, it's a bacon, sausage, egg, chees cresent
<alohaarts> can they?
<dravine> alohaarts, **** if I know, try google
<Ophiocus> lol @ fast food moronics
<alohaarts> doesn't anybody know?
<dravine> alohaarts, apparently not, learn to ****ing use google
<Ophiocus> you can also learn ****ing while googling, if you ever get laid
<dravine> or search for images of ****ing midgets
<Ophiocus> or ****ing search for midget pictures
<alohaarts> :o/ oki.. oki..
<Ophiocus> what you cant do however is ****ing a bacon while googling for midget eggs and cheese
<dravine> it's a good feeling knowing that the coffee in my thermos pwn3s the coffee in the break room, and I am the only one who gets any
<Hajuu> sandwich();
<Hajuu> smoke();
<Hajuu> pill();
<Hajuu> You guys should check out the incest stories newsgroup
<Hajuu> funny funny ****
<Hajuu> One of tem was just like.. an essay, about *** with his sister, in story form :|
<Ophiocus> my thermo can kick your thermo s ***
<Ophiocus> donno bout the coffee
<Ophiocus> :P
<dravine> buddy, this thermos is a shatter proof stanely
<Ophiocus> mine s got legs :D
<Hajuu> legs you say?
<dravine> yeah
<dravine> his
<dravine> his "thermos" doubles as his rectum
<Ophiocus> hot chocolate, anyone?
<Hajuu> lol
<dravine> man I type a lot of ****ing urls into irc in a year


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