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<0> so i want to recompile then
<1> didnt say that
<1> if you want to, do it
<0> but if i want everything to work right, i need to put put php files where they are now...
<2> just download a complete LAMP thing.. voila
<0> [tyler|~]$ whereis php
<0> php: /usr/local/bin/php /usr/local/man/man1/php.1.gz
<0> [tyler|~]$ ./configure --prefix=/usr/local/bin
<0> right?
<2> what configure is that?
<0> php
<0> it looks right
<0> maybe /usr/local though cuz the ini is in /usr/local/etc
<0> i think im going to have to go with /usr/local
<0> right damnit?
<0> lol



<3> niah niah
<3> hey irzyxel
<0> lol
<3> some bitches are DoSing my host lol
<4> and you're not the only one :)
<3> it's not actuallym e, but my host :P
<0> my god php takes forever to compile
<0> im going to play some cs
<1> get a faster box ?
<0> what do you consider slow?
<1> not so much for gpus for games, but some faster disks and more ram instead ?
<1> anything below 3ghz, 2 cores and 2 gig ram ?
<0> lol what do you run with
<1> x2 3800+, 1gig, heh
<0> os?
<1> servers, mostly redhat 9
<1> workstation win2k
<0> professonal servers?
<1> professional ?
<0> hosting servers?
<1> ya
<1> 3 servers, about 200 domains
<0> lol
<0> kewl
<0> im configuring a free shell server
<1> iuuuuuh, free
<0> lol
<0> i expect to get about 2000 in donations (hardware value and money and stuff) within the first 2 months
<1> haha
<1> expecting 2000 = getting 2
<1> expecting 2000 = getting 20 even
<0> its going to cost 10 to get the 15mb quota lifted
<1> then nobody will want it lifted
<0> then they can **** a d
<1> meaning ?
<0> ****
<1> no, practically
<0> meaning i will kill their dog
<1> tja
<0> tja?
<0> omg i've been compiling php for over 25 minutes
<0> ok this is gay, goodnight
<3> http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=12789
<3> buahahaha
<5> sean ?
<6> so kiss me
<5> i have a page where i need to have some access level
<5> $min_lvl=950;
<5> for example//
<6> yes
<5> but i want to set only specified user to get there..
<5> if ($user=="user";
<5> but is not working`
<6> did you used sessions to transfer the variable?
<5> yes
<6> is that if code on the page with access lvl or the previous page?
<5> Gilamonst 1st was $min_lvl=950;
<5> and i want to change to if ($user=="Admin";



<6> so 950 is admin?
<5> admin is 1000
<6> what is the variable that says how much is admin?
<5> i want script to take user name not level access
<5> admin is in postgreSQL...
<6> sorry can't help you with that I'm afraid
<6> I use a mysql database
<5> Gilamonst thx`..
<5> i have an ideea..
<5> :P
<5> 1st i will try`
<7> hi
<7> i have a php script that make snmpget() and "rrdtool update..." on 1000 devices and when the script is running i get 0.0% idle and the sistem is running very slow - i use exec() function for the rrdtool update
<7> what can i try to make that script run smooth
<7> ?
<5> Gilamonst
<5> if ($user!=leo) {
<5> means that user is not equal?>
<5> if ($user!=leo) {
<5> echo("Oi! What are you doing here eh?");
<8> got a problem with a cl*** that i am making for uploading image files.. in uploadImage.php it only jumps to else(else), not to specific error... http://www.gensertrykk.no/v1/functions.phps and http://www.gensertrykk.no/v1/uploadImage.phps
<6> yes
<6> != means not equal
<6> == equal
<6> you should put leo between quotes
<8> leo?
<6> if ($user!='leo'){ echo "blablabla'}else {echo "bla bla bla"}
<6> no sorry was not against you
<9> ****
<9> wheres dravine
<6> phunky which else doens't work?
<8> hm
<10> happy christmas
<11> whats up hajuu?
<12> hello..
<12> i need a little help on cl***es please
<12> may i write s few simple lines(4) for an example?
<11> no
<11> pastebin.com
<12> oki.. :o) hold on
<13> aww, is .ro mode still on in #php?
<11> rdw, no
<12> am i allowed to write just 1 line php then?
<6> my pc is doing strange things
<11> alohaarts, no
<11> pastebin.com
<13> alohaarts: dude, why would you write php to the channel? that's crappy
<13> even just on a basic common sense level
<13> dravine: LOL! did you hear me? I said "common sense" and "irc" in the same sentence!! I'm a crazy son of a gun
<11> rdw, I'm still realing from the shock of it
<11> I haven't had any coffee yet
<11> you might give me a heart attack talking like that
<13> hahah
<12> http://pastebin.com/546517
<12> is this a good way to write a cl*** and refer to it?
<12> better sed, a correct one?
<11> it works
<11> looks dumb though
<11> use echo instead of print
<11> unless you need string formatting
<12> isn't print good?
<11> if you use it properly
<11> echo is a language construct however, which is faster than print, which is a function
<13> alohaarts: only if you specifically need it instead of echo. print() is a function, echo() is a language construct so for simply spewing out text echo is faster and more efficient because it doesn't return a value and can take in parameters
<12> i understand. so for example: print 'something' isn't necesarly?
<12> because echo ' something' is faster?
<13> alohaarts: basically, yeah
<13> see, print() is a function that returns a true or false
<13> echo just "does it"
<11> man you catch on quick, it's only been explained 3 times now
<13> good grief
<12> yes.. but i want to be really sure about something.
<13> dravine: http://myspace-866.vo.llnwd.net/00148/66/82/148932866_l.jpg
<11> alohaarts, then read the manual


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