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<holospoof> so i want to recompile then
<irzyxel> didnt say that
<irzyxel> if you want to, do it
<holospoof> but if i want everything to work right, i need to put put php files where they are now...
<Tamama> just download a complete LAMP thing.. voila
<holospoof> [tyler|~]$ whereis php
<holospoof> php: /usr/local/bin/php /usr/local/man/man1/php.1.gz
<holospoof> [tyler|~]$ ./configure --prefix=/usr/local/bin
<holospoof> right?
<Tamama> what configure is that?
<holospoof> php
<holospoof> it looks right
<holospoof> maybe /usr/local though cuz the ini is in /usr/local/etc
<holospoof> i think im going to have to go with /usr/local
<holospoof> right damnit?
<holospoof> lol
<pieg> niah niah
<pieg> hey irzyxel
<holospoof> lol
<pieg> some bitches are DoSing my host lol
<flachi> and you're not the only one :)
<pieg> it's not actuallym e, but my host :P
<holospoof> my god php takes forever to compile
<holospoof> im going to play some cs
<irzyxel> get a faster box ?
<holospoof> what do you consider slow?
<irzyxel> not so much for gpus for games, but some faster disks and more ram instead ?
<irzyxel> anything below 3ghz, 2 cores and 2 gig ram ?
<holospoof> lol what do you run with
<irzyxel> x2 3800+, 1gig, heh
<holospoof> os?
<irzyxel> servers, mostly redhat 9
<irzyxel> workstation win2k
<holospoof> professonal servers?
<irzyxel> professional ?
<holospoof> hosting servers?
<irzyxel> ya
<irzyxel> 3 servers, about 200 domains
<holospoof> lol
<holospoof> kewl
<holospoof> im configuring a free shell server
<irzyxel> iuuuuuh, free
<holospoof> lol
<holospoof> i expect to get about 2000 in donations (hardware value and money and stuff) within the first 2 months
<irzyxel> haha
<irzyxel> expecting 2000 = getting 2ß
<irzyxel> expecting 2000 = getting 20 even
<holospoof> its going to cost 10 to get the 15mb quota lifted
<irzyxel> then nobody will want it lifted
<holospoof> then they can **** a d
<irzyxel> meaning ?
<holospoof> ****
<irzyxel> no, practically
<holospoof> meaning i will kill their dog
<irzyxel> tja
<holospoof> tja?
<holospoof> omg i've been compiling php for over 25 minutes
<holospoof> ok this is gay, goodnight
<pieg> http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=12789
<pieg> buahahaha
<emacs> sean ?
<Gilamonst> so kiss me
<emacs> i have a page where i need to have some access level
<emacs> $min_lvl=950;
<emacs> for example//
<Gilamonst> yes
<emacs> but i want to set only specified user to get there..
<emacs> if ($user=="user";
<emacs> but is not working`
<Gilamonst> did you used sessions to transfer the variable?
<emacs> yes
<Gilamonst> is that if code on the page with access lvl or the previous page?
<emacs> Gilamonst 1st was $min_lvl=950;
<emacs> and i want to change to if ($user=="Admin";
<Gilamonst> so 950 is admin?
<emacs> admin is 1000
<Gilamonst> what is the variable that says how much is admin?
<emacs> i want script to take user name not level access
<emacs> admin is in postgreSQL...
<Gilamonst> sorry can't help you with that I'm afraid
<Gilamonst> I use a mysql database
<emacs> Gilamonst thx`..
<emacs> i have an ideea..
<emacs> :P
<emacs> 1st i will try`
<Jacatas> hi
<Jacatas> i have a php script that make snmpget() and "rrdtool update..." on 1000 devices and when the script is running i get 0.0% idle and the sistem is running very slow - i use exec() function for the rrdtool update
<Jacatas> what can i try to make that script run smooth
<Jacatas> ?
<emacs> Gilamonst
<emacs> if ($user!=leo) {
<emacs> means that user is not equal?>
<emacs> if ($user!=leo) {
<emacs> echo("Oi! What are you doing here eh?");
<phun-ky> got a problem with a cl*** that i am making for uploading image files.. in uploadImage.php it only jumps to else(else), not to specific error... http://www.gensertrykk.no/v1/functions.phps and http://www.gensertrykk.no/v1/uploadImage.phps
<Gilamonst> yes
<Gilamonst> != means not equal
<Gilamonst> == equal
<Gilamonst> you should put leo between quotes
<phun-ky> leo?
<Gilamonst> if ($user!='leo'){ echo "blablabla'}else {echo "bla bla bla"}
<Gilamonst> no sorry was not against you
<TokinHajuu> ****
<TokinHajuu> wheres dravine
<Gilamonst> phunky which else doens't work?
<phun-ky> hm
<jascha> happy christmas
<dravine> whats up hajuu?
<alohaarts> hello..
<alohaarts> i need a little help on cl***es please
<alohaarts> may i write s few simple lines(4) for an example?
<dravine> no
<dravine> pastebin.com
<alohaarts> oki.. :o) hold on
<rdw> aww, is .ro mode still on in #php?
<dravine> rdw, no
<alohaarts> am i allowed to write just 1 line php then?
<Gilamonst> my pc is doing strange things
<dravine> alohaarts, no
<dravine> pastebin.com
<rdw> alohaarts: dude, why would you write php to the channel? that's crappy
<rdw> even just on a basic common sense level
<rdw> dravine: LOL! did you hear me? I said "common sense" and "irc" in the same sentence!! I'm a crazy son of a gun
<dravine> rdw, I'm still realing from the shock of it
<dravine> I haven't had any coffee yet
<dravine> you might give me a heart attack talking like that
<rdw> hahah
<alohaarts> http://pastebin.com/546517
<alohaarts> is this a good way to write a cl*** and refer to it?
<alohaarts> better sed, a correct one?
<dravine> it works
<dravine> looks dumb though
<dravine> use echo instead of print
<dravine> unless you need string formatting
<alohaarts> isn't print good?
<dravine> if you use it properly
<dravine> echo is a language construct however, which is faster than print, which is a function
<rdw> alohaarts: only if you specifically need it instead of echo. print() is a function, echo() is a language construct so for simply spewing out text echo is faster and more efficient because it doesn't return a value and can take in parameters
<alohaarts> i understand. so for example: print 'something' isn't necesarly?
<alohaarts> because echo ' something' is faster?
<rdw> alohaarts: basically, yeah
<rdw> see, print() is a function that returns a true or false
<rdw> echo just "does it"
<dravine> man you catch on quick, it's only been explained 3 times now
<rdw> good grief
<alohaarts> yes.. but i want to be really sure about something.
<rdw> dravine: http://myspace-866.vo.llnwd.net/00148/66/82/148932866_l.jpg
<dravine> alohaarts, then read the manual


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