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<Ophiocus> THEY REPRODUCE!
<dravine> http://freeinternetpress.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=5826
<rdw> LanShark: i forwarded your IP to:
<dravine> no ones immune to scrutiny
<rdw> your mom!
<rdw> this thanksgiving will **** for you!
<dravine> hahaha
<Ophiocus> lol rdw
<LanShark> yea i heard about that crazy **** lol
<rdw> LanShark: i included that you were "speaking with poop-mouth"
<LanShark> noooo!
<LanShark> not 'poop-mouth'
<dravine> rdw, no, claimed to beat his 5 year old with bamboo
<rdw> lol
<LanShark> dont worry i know child protective services in the surrounding 3 counties
<rdw> c'mon dude, that was an obvious joke
<LanShark> see ive been to court 4 times
<LanShark> i have full custody of my son
<LanShark> he is here all but 4 days a month
<LanShark> ive been investigated
<dravine> rdw, when he said bamboo I figured it was some ****head phillipino
<LanShark> no silly
<LanShark> im from singapore
<rdw> lol @ phillipinos
<rdw> they are like little pokemons
<dravine> I don't like them
<dravine> little ****ty people
<dravine> have you ever seen a happy filipino in the states?
<dravine> no.
<dravine> they are always pissed off behind a counter staring at you like they just want to tear your head off and chew off your face with the 3 teeth they have left
<rdw> but they're so cute!
<rdw> i have one that folds out of my swiss army knife
<LanShark> thats what this is isnt it?
<LanShark> its not about my kid
<LanShark> you think im a flip
<Ophiocus> lol rdw
<rdw> :D
<dravine> LanShark, no, it's about your kid
<oceanBlue> LanShark i don`t think you are a flip
<dravine> I just thought you were an ignorant filipino
<oceanBlue> i just consider you an idiot
<oceanBlue> but that`s notheer story
<oceanBlue> `lo drav
<oceanBlue> `lo rdw
<dravine> whatup man
<LanShark> hey dip****
<LanShark> im wiating for you to take away my access
<LanShark> please follow through
<dravine> huh?
<LanShark> oceanBlue: is going to ban me from the undarnets
<oceanBlue> LanShark i see you are still idiot
<oceanBlue> :)
<LanShark> or maybe he will jsut cry to an op here to ban me
<rdw> from t3h intarweb?
<rdw> LanShark: nahh, you coo. i'll unban you if you get banned
<LanShark> from tEh undArNat!
<dravine> LanShark, I honestly thought you were some ****head filipino drunk who beat his 5 year old with bamboo, I know you're not, so my issue with you is gone
<LanShark> dude
<LanShark> that is too ****ing funny
<LanShark> am i fat and drity?
<dravine> you might be
<FilterX> probably
<dravine> I hadn't considered that
<rdw> lol
<rdw> it's irc, many are fat and dirty
<dravine> yeah
<dravine> if you threw a rock in here, you'd hit 3 fat people and 4 filthy bastards
<|pit> my ex is coming over tonight
<dravine> not necessarily mutually exclusive
<|pit> ***x0r!
<dravine> w00t
<oceanBlue> wtg!
<LanShark> im not quite fat or filthy
<LanShark> ive been called 'dirty' before though
<dravine> (_!_) <= A
<|pit> w00t
<|pit> I'm not fat
<FilterX> sure you are
<|pit> I skateboard around
<dravine> ( 0 ) ( 0 )
<|pit> :D
<FilterX> admit it
<FilterX> fatt ***
<dravine> have any ro's joined since I dropped the ban?
<|pit> hahaha
<oceanBlue> all of them
<oceanBlue> :)
<FilterX> |pit lick my ***
<LanShark> http://flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=71013173&size=o
<|pit> am i fat?
<Sean|> is anyone familiar with hardcore pcre
<|pit> hahahaha
<FilterX> yes
<|pit> mother****er
<FilterX> probably :P
<|pit> you are pushing your luck
<LanShark> my pits ^
<FilterX> luck is for the weak
<FilterX> jk |pit didnt know you were that sensitive
<|pit> eh I've been known to ban people for random reasons :D
<|pit> I sometimes get pushy
<vardhan> yo |pit
<|pit> yo vardhan
<|pit> he's fat
<dravine> man I love years worth of irc logs
<FilterX> what kind of nerd keeps irc logs
<oceanBlue> me ?
<dravine> the kind that knows what mail() does in php
<dravine> UnderNet-#php.log:Jan 21 18:43:28 FilterX mail() sends mail right? .... i want to check it
<oceanBlue> lol
<FilterX> lies
<dravine> rNet-#php.log:Jan 21 18:06:05 FilterX $data = shell_exec('mail'); ... i want to use this, but i cant figure out how to make it run in the background... any ideas
<dravine> man, it's to .r0tarded to be made up
<FilterX> yep, you're that type of nerd i guess
<FilterX> :P
<dravine> I suppose hardware is to expensive in .ro to bother with storing non critical information, like virii and l337 h4x
<FilterX> probably
<FilterX> does anyone watch US basketball in ere?
<rdw> frickin' score!
<rdw> just found a guy who sells andro!
<rdw> $89 a bottle though :\
<rdw> that's ****in' crack prices
<dravine> damn
<FilterX> wow
<BixBox> I need help
<rdw> :D
<dravine> surprise
<rdw> BixBox: i'm sure you do
<FilterX> BixBox: me too
<|pit> FilterX,
<|pit> we've told you before we ain't black
<FilterX> mail() sends mail right?
<BixBox> how to solve duplicate data on database?
<|pit> therefore we don't watch basketball
<rdw> BixBox: wipe from front to back. gets less poo on your taint that way.
<FilterX> |pit wtf are you talking about
<rdw> lol
<BixBox> http://pastebin.com/545888
<FilterX> oh basketball
<FilterX> haa
<rdw> haha #php = comedy goldmine tonight
<rdw> i'm laughing my goober off
<FilterX> sorry, any black people watch basketball in here?
<dravine> look how excited you've made rdw! => http://students.villanova.edu/nscs/images/NSCS-Photos-Special%20Olympics%20pic4.jpg
<rdw> special olympics joke? boooooooo
<|pit> there's no god damn black people on #php
<SB__> **** you nigga


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