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<dravine> purchase order forms
<dravine> work orders
<dravine> requisition sheet
<_TaSm> Printing?
<dravine> no
<dravine> emailing them
<_TaSm> Ah.
<_TaSm> Needed a dedicated box for that?
<dravine> no
<_TaSm> Then BUUUUURN IT! ;)
<PapaBear> S^Gerbitz, mike jones hater
<dravine> over the last 12 years all the **** it used to do has been moved off
<dravine> Calibrating delay loop.. ok - 532.48 BogoMIPS
<dravine> says it all really
<_TaSm> Nice.
<dravine> hah
<dravine> still has linuxconf
<dravine> w00t
<_TaSm> Thats like IT82 speed.
<_TaSm> er TI
<irzyxel> so thats like a p2 with 300mhz ?
<dravine> cat cpuinfo
<dravine> cpu : 586
<dravine> model : 8
<dravine> vendor_id : AuthenticAMD
<dravine> flags : fpu vme de pse tsc msr mce cx8 mmx
<dravine> bogomips : 532.48
<PapaBear> opteron
<dravine> no
<PapaBear> ?
<dravine> not an opteron
<_TaSm> Heh you dont want to see my cpuinfo.
<dravine> look at the bogomips
<_TaSm> Its like 10 pages.
<PapaBear> oh heh
<_TaSm> bogomips : 6370.09 <-- for each of the 8 procs.
<_TaSm> model name : Intel(R) Xeon(TM) CPU 3.20GHz
<_TaSm> ;)
<_TaSm> quad xeon baby.
<_TaSm> Not sure if HT on or off is a good call, but I love seeing 8 cpu's.
<irzyxel> should have 12k bmps
<dravine> hahah
<dravine> this thing has 64megs of ram
<irzyxel> xeon runs as * 3.97
<Tamahome> does it ever get a load above 2? :P
<_TaSm> It never really gets over .3
<_TaSm> And thats with a 2 million page view day.
<_TaSm> The following HTML elements specify font information. Although they are not all deprecated, their use is discouraged in favor of style sheets.
<_TaSm> 15.2.1 Font style elements: the TT, I, B, BIG, SMALL, STRIKE, S, and U elements
<_TaSm> FONT and BASEFONT are deprecated.
<_TaSm> align = left|center|right [CI]
<_TaSm> Deprecated.
<Tamahome> FONT and BASEFONT have been deprecated for ages
<_TaSm> Oh wait that align is only depericated for HR's.
<_TaSm> STRIKE and S: Deprecated. Render strike-through style text.
<_TaSm> U: Deprecated. Renders underlined text.
<_TaSm> Shame those two are deprecated. They made sense.
<DEWEZ> does $_SERVER['HTTP_REFERER'] always work?
<_TaSm> If one is p***ed, ya.
<_TaSm> Its not always there though.
<DEWEZ> why wouldn't it be p***ed
<_TaSm> Its 100% up to the browser to p*** it.
<DEWEZ> if you are clicking from one page to another on the same site
<_TaSm> A direct request would not p*** a referer.
<DEWEZ> right
<_TaSm> Or if the user has that turned off it wont be p***ed.
<DEWEZ> what percentage of people have a working $_SERVER['HTTP_REFERER'], in your estimate
<irzyxel> not enough to rely on
<DEWEZ> ****
<_TaSm> I would think more people would have that enabled than disabled.
<DEWEZ> i am hitting a wall here.
<_TaSm> And much more in relation to peopel who turn cookies off.
<DEWEZ> but not like 90% right?
<_TaSm> Na, like 99.999 have it on.
<DEWEZ> oh
<DEWEZ> well **** them then
<DEWEZ> this one guy i am talking to sounds likes it a global setting, none of his browsers can view my ****
<irzyxel> the question is why use it
<irzyxel> if someone wants to **** you, they will
<dravine> yeah
<dravine> doesn't mean you should make it easy though
<DEWEZ> right.
<dravine> if they direct request the file, redirect them to the page with it and the ads for it
<DEWEZ> i did
<dravine> if some ****head has his browser set to nazi anal retentive, and can't see your content, **** him
<_TaSm> Right.
<_TaSm> Yep.
<DEWEZ> right.
<rdw> 10x
<JC^Omega> hrm
<Eldritch> check and tell em its required
<_TaSm> Damn these headphones have some b***. I feel like my ears just poped in like an airplane.
<pieg> whotf are you to dare hot karling me
<_TaSm> hahah people are still buying these things: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00006I54W/sr=1-4/qid=1139520466/ref=sr_1_4/102-1942481-2558559?%5Fencoding=UTF8&n=3889331&s=jewelry&v=glance
<_TaSm> #304 in Jewelry & Watches
<p`u> That URL would be better as http://w.ick.ca/4880
<dravine> hahaha
<dravine> old sk00l y0
<_TaSm> Well its got like "pc sync" now.
<_TaSm> but still.
<kaneda_> Damn. ALthough I've always liked the old skool casio calculator watches.
<_TaSm> I'm just shocked how popular it still is.
<dravine> why?
<_TaSm> Its uber geek?
<dravine> think of all the old fat geeks that have had once since the slide rule was the preferred method of advanced mathematics
<_TaSm> haha
<dravine> that casio will always be part of geek heritage
<dravine> I'm almost ashamed I don't own one
<dravine> although, this casio I have syncs to the atomic clock nightly, so it makes up for some geek points
<kaneda_> ...yeah, it does.
<dravine> it's analog / digital too
<dravine> and the analog hands are digitally controlled
<kaneda_> wh0rd, that's hot.
<dravine> $beans = count($jellybellys_inbag):
<dravine> for($i=0;$i<$beans;$i++)
<dravine> {
<dravine> dravine::eat($jellybellys_inbag[$i]);
<dravine> }
<dravine> echo "Damnit, where's the jellybellies!?!";
<kaneda_> ...wtf?
<dravine> there was a bag of jelly belly's downstairs
<dravine> now
<kaneda_> So you wrote yourself some small code to iterate through and eat each one?
<dravine> is_empty($bagofjellybellies) === TRUE;
<dravine> you know that old saying "go away or I'll replace you with a very small perl script"?
<dravine> ok, I'm leaving
<dravine> I need to find some more food
<dravine> while wonderful and lovely, jelly bellies offer little in the way of long term sustained energy
<kaneda_> you scare me, sometimes.
<dravine> eh
<dravine> debug **** all day long, that's what happens
<Ophiocus> sometimes? he keeps freaking me out
<dravine> I'm like the inverse of the dudes in the matrix
<dravine> they look at code and see redhead, blonde, etc
<dravine> I look at the real world and see $blondchik = new chick(T_BLONDE);
<dravine> if($blondchick->tots() == 'hot'){dravine::stare($blondchick);}


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