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<dev_null> an rss feed is pretty simple
<Ang3lu5> http://pastebin.com/546937
<Ang3lu5> that works as it is now but it will only read a local XML file
<Sean|> do youhave php5
<dravine> do you have allow url_fopen enabled in the php.ini?
<Ang3lu5> i have PHP4
<Ang3lu5> url_fopen is on to
<Ang3lu5> i am using apache server if that makes a differance
<dravine> man, I'm in a ****ty mood now
<dravine> I should have skipped lunch
<Ang3lu5> actualy its the apache php module that crashes
<Ang3lu5> when i try to access an external xml file
<ascii> there isn't any functions to write to ini files, like setting an option to something?
<dev_null> yes there is
<Ang3lu5> $document = file("http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/rss/nation/index.xml";);
<Ang3lu5> why would that crash it ?
<ascii> dev_nu11, what?
<ascii> Ang3lu5, why don't you use xml-parsing?
<Ang3lu5> i am
<ascii> and why not fopen?
<DWism> Sweet, I can d&d sort the pages now :D
<ascii> dev_nu11, a function that donæt just set it temproary?
<Ophiocus> te****?
<Ophiocus> æææ
<Ophiocus> cool
<Ophiocus> archaevs, could use æ in your nick
<Ophiocus> n be l337
<DWism> heh
<archaevs> why should I ? :-P
<archaevs> I'm never l33t :-P
<Ophiocus> just out of my fancy
<DEWEZ> http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com
<eIf> hello
<eIf> there's somethin strange. phpini() says php.ini is located in c:\WINDOWS, but if i edit the file and i set extension=php_pgsql.dll and restart the apache, i still won't be able to load pg_* functions
<eIf> to mention i don't receive any error when restarting the apache service
<DEWEZ> just stop
<DEWEZ> php on windows
<DEWEZ> is so ugly
<ascii> hehe..
<eIf> DEWEZ if you can't help let the others do
<DEWEZ> apache on windows
<DEWEZ> is so ugly
<kaneda_> eIf: can't load as in "undefined function: pg_whatever()" or something else?
<DEWEZ> i can help
<Ophiocus> i ll help you
<DEWEZ> get a linux box
<eIf> kaneda_ nope. it just outputs succesfully restarted
<kaneda_> eIf: I mean when you write a page using the pg_ functions.
<DEWEZ> it's like putting an african in the south pole
<eIf> kaneda_ i have pear db, and the error message is somethin like DB Error: extension not found
<DEWEZ> apache+php on windows
<eIf> DEWEZ stfu
<DEWEZ> africans like the sun
<kaneda_> eIf: apache and php on windows is funky. In any event, what is the exact error message?
<Ophiocus> eIf, i have a relevant question though
<DEWEZ> elf, ingore me then.
<dravine> man I love it when idiots come in here and have an attitude
<DEWEZ> fagg0r
<Ophiocus> eIf, if i stick my fist elbow deep in your *** does that make you a puppet?
<Eldritch> for 6 months of the year the south pole is all sun, of course for the other half its all dark
<dravine> even in the sun it's ****ing cold
<dev_null> yeah
<DEWEZ> yeah
<Eldritch> wimp
<DEWEZ> africans like the warmth
<eIf> kaneda_ so do you have any idea why couldn'it be load?
<dravine> .weather
<p`u> Petoskey, MI (49770): pressure - 30.05 in / 1017.6 hPa, wind - calm, conditions - Light Snow, humidity - 69, temp - 24 degrees
<p`u> as of: 12:56 PM EST on February 9, 2006
<dravine> lovely day
<kaneda_> eIf: going to need the exact error message first.
<eIf> kaneda_ lemme do a basic pg_connect then
<Ophiocus> youd get 6 months of solar powered irc access then six month of gui less minesweeper
<Ophiocus> eif make sure you aint got more than one php.ini in your path including the php dir
<kaneda_> Oph: if you stick you fist elbow deep in someone's *** it makes them a ruptured colon
<kaneda_> Or an anal porn star. Pick one.
<eIf> kaneda_:
<eIf> Fatal error: Call to undefined function pg_connect() in C:\Program Files\Apache Group\Apache2\htdocs\1.php on line 3
<Ophiocus> can ruptures colons speak while i drink a gl*** of water?
<kaneda_> Oph: probably not.
<Ophiocus> how bout with a gl*** of fruitpunch?
<kaneda_> Nein
<optik> how can I add value to <input type="hidden" name="url"> from a browser ? I tried example.com/page.php?url=something and it doesn't work.
<kaneda_> eIf: checking
<Ophiocus> hmm., this ventriloquist bizz is harder than i though
<kaneda_> eIf: no clue. You're clearly either not loading the extension or loading the wrong extension.
<eIf> kaneda_ ok thanks anyway
<kaneda_> Unfortunately, my experience is mostly UNIX/Linux based, so I can't be of much more help
<kaneda_> optik: your question makes no sense.
<Eldritch> <input type="hidden" name="<?=$_GET['url']">
<kaneda_> Oh.
<Ophiocus> that wont parse **** all
<Eldritch> i asume, but yeah it made little sense
<kaneda_> Or <input type="hidden" name="url" value="<?php echo $_GET['url']?>" />
<Eldritch> yeah thats better
<Eldritch> its to early to think
<holospoof> i keep getting 30 second errors in apache.. i commented the Addtype application/x-httpd-php .php .html in apache.conf, and it goes away but i need php scripts executed in html files!
<Ophiocus> arf my head feels like its been removed and reattached with no real medical implements gonna rest a bit
<Eldritch> what are "30 second errors"
<Ophiocus> your php logic must be generating an infinite loop
<Ophiocus> timeout
<Eldritch> oh then stop writing **** code
<holospoof> yes but that is the problem, it does on line 1 of index.html which is <!DOCTYPE ....> :(
<kaneda_> holospoof: the AddType declaration in httpd.conf (or whatever) is totally not the problem.
<holospoof> does=dies
<Ophiocus> hmm
<Ophiocus> wasent it <--!
<kaneda_> My vote goes to pastebin
<Ophiocus> ^^
<holospoof> i cp'd index.html to index.txt
<Eldritch> <?php phpinfo(); ?> in a file by itself, does that work?
<holospoof> http://www.geekbsd.com/index.txt
<holospoof> yes
<holospoof> http://www.geekbsd.com/index.php works fine
<holospoof> with .html files removed from the AddType declaration just .php
<Ophiocus> why the new line in the middle of the tag declaration?
<Eldritch> ouu font how leet
<holospoof> flippin pico
<holospoof> lol
<holospoof> that must be the problem it works now
<holospoof> hahaha
<Ophiocus> i c
<Ophiocus> re instate your html apptype to be sure
<holospoof> did
<holospoof> thanks
<Ophiocus> dont be embarr***ed because of that
<holospoof> heh
<Ophiocus> now you can feel embar***ed
<Ophiocus> :D
<Ophiocus> and pwn3d
<Ophiocus> :P
<Deadb***> hi all, somebody can give me a good site where i can find good tutorials about building a bot for IRC in PHP?
<optik> thanks Eldritch and kaneda_ :) bye
<Eldritch> why would you want to
<kaneda_> Deadb***: Try google. Or, try learning PHP, and porting a Perl IRC Bot to PHP. Your call.
<kaneda_> You give them CHOICES. See?
<Eldritch> i choose death by snue-snue
<kaneda_> Eldritch: Points for the futurama reference.
<Hotel> any one know of a php forum that is more secure than phpbb
<Eldritch> the one you write.
<dravine> doubtful
<dravine> very very doubtful
<Hotel> it just seems phpBB has had a back track record
<dravine> it does
<dravine> and it deserves it
<dravine> because it's a piece of garbage
<Lame_nick> Hotel, how many times did you read the rules?
<Eldritch> 0


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