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<|pit> I should program too someday
<|pit> =P
<DWism> then I should just be able to reorg them in the objects as they are being controlled now, and it should push to the screen
<DWism> I have a vision that I want for the UI experience though
<Ophiocus> fade ins fade outs?
<_TaSm> Welp, this should be interesting, gonna put a db to a real test.
<DWism> I want this to be more multi-user than any multi-user app i've seen to date
<Ophiocus> ah
<DWism> Ophiocus: yes, fade in/out of third party modified data with alerts
<DWism> even to the point of notifying when listboxes content change
<Ophiocus> more multi-user: how so?
<_TaSm> This table is going to have about 50 million rows.
<DWism> Say you are in the Todos > Insert
<flachi> hmm..
<_TaSm> I wonder if I'll have to rethink the schema.
<flachi> anyone worked with Unix Signals in PHP ?
<DWism> and then someone adds a category
<turtlexiv> I'm using an array with a string key. It was my understanding that I could reference the value of a particular key by using the integer of it's position within the array (as opposed to the actual string), but I can't get this to work. Am I incorrect in this thinking?
<DWism> you get a notice at the bottom of the screen that WHo has added the category WHAT
<DWism> then you go to your caregory dropdown (because it flashed slightly) and see it there
<Ophiocus> highlightes with "new" icon
<DWism> it keeps track of active/inactive and searchable
<Ophiocus> cool stuff
<DWism> because just because it is inactive
<p`u> I heard your uncle was inactive, dwism
<DWism> doesn't mean there's nothing tied to it from before
<DWism> so if there is, it's still able to be searched, but not have new tickets put under it
<DWism> p`u: I highly doubt it, form what I heard he has #4 on the way.
<Ophiocus> its like many pexigl*** windows to the same pool
<DWism> Ophiocus: basically, yeah, being able to filter data just as you need it
<Everything> How do I get a list of the fields returned in a recordset?
<Ophiocus> Everything, foreach the keys of the fecthed array
<Everything> ummm... ok. I will look that up.
<DWism> Ophiocus: the other thing is I plan to keep track of searches the same way as everything else is tracked, so I know when searches are updated... results will be stored 50% in the UI, other half queued when you are 2 sets away
<p`u> I heard your priest was I plan to keep track of searches the same way as everything else is tracked, so I know when searches are updated... results will be stored 50% in the UI, other half queued when
<p`u> you are 2 sets away, dwism.
<DWism> p`u: you someone's bitch, no?
<Ophiocus> .weather
<p`u> error while checking weather: you must specify a location with '.set weather <location>' to have your location stored
<Ophiocus> :)
<DWism> yep :D
<Ophiocus> .set weather caracas
<p`u> Location set to caracas
<Ophiocus> .weather
<p`u> Caracas, Venezuela: Partly Cloudy, 86 degrees
<p`u> as of: 1:00 PM Local on February 9, 2006
<DWism> the insults were worse than alizabot, so...
<DWism> could have just been a guy from RO though
<Ophiocus> LOL
<Ophiocus> the owner will love to hear that
<Ophiocus> :D
<DWism> lol
<dravine> man, heres some advice to you n00b programmers
<dravine> don't get yourself in a position to actually care about the work you do
<Everything> foreach($varname as $key); ?
<DWism> dravine: i do daily, but I work for myself, so ... :D
<Sean|> http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/space/02/09/asteroid.tractor/index.html
<Ophiocus> i did that once,. lost the client and cried all night after replacing my spectacular site with midget porn on their host for lack of payment
<Ophiocus> :D
<dravine> DWism, unless you are in your situation ;)
<DWism> haha
<p`u> That URL would be better as http://w.ick.ca/4877
<Ophiocus> Everything, close
<DWism> dravine: I can agree it would **** to be attached to code someone else owns thoguh
<DWism> it's like loving your best friend's girlfriend
<dravine> no, not that
<DWism> never a good idea
<DWism> :D
<dravine> my situation is thus
<dravine> I was told to as quickly as possibel reimpliment an old application
<Everything> well what I want to do is add the field name to an array as the name of the field
<p`u> I heard your priest was add the field name to an array as the name of the field, everything.
<p`u> ZING!!
<p`u> sweet
<dravine> so I thought, why not just take the old app, and redo it in php instead of C, and add the stuff that needs to be added
<dravine> no they say, don't do that
<Everything> wow that is an annoying bot.
<Ophiocus> Everything, fecth array already does that
<dravine> p`u, this is a serious channel
<p`u> ok, dravine, #php is a serious channel
<Everything> It does?
<DWism> Ophiocus: or fetch_***oc ?
<DWism> dravine: p`u is someone's bitch
<dravine> so now, they need some functionality that the old piece of **** had, and that my replacement does not
<dravine> he's my bitch
<dravine> good boy
<DWism> dravine: lovely, they didn't mention that did they? heh
<dravine> DWism, no
<dravine> NOW it's a great idea
<dravine> but when I came up with it 2 weeks ago, it wasn't
<dravine> but the thing is, you have two options
<DWism> oh jeeze
<dravine> you can get pissed off about it
<dravine> or you can say **** it and drive on
<dravine> normally, the latter attitude would bother me
<dravine> I just fundimentally disagree with it
<dravine> but it does have it's purposes
<DWism> that's why I like being the boss of my projects, I never need to be pissed about it :D
<DWism> anyone know how, logic wise, VBull and such handle file attachments?
<DWism> they just stuff em in a session variable temporarily or what?
<dravine> what does piss me off is that I have to add this hackery to an old redhat 5.1 box, with a ****ing retarded version of vi installed
<DWism> dravine: yum update vi ?
<dravine> redhat 5.1
<DWism> er, 5.1 doesn't have yum :/
<DWism> hehe
<dravine> yeah
<dravine> exactly
<DWism> lol
<DWism> and the dependancies would probably be hell anyway?
<dravine> or ssh
<dravine> yeah
<DWism> jesus
<dravine> it's just a no go all around
<dravine> I only have telnet access
<dravine> but hey
<DWism> nano hasn't changed in ages, try that? :D
<dravine> don't redo all these forms with current apps
<dravine> that I could have done in a few hours
<dravine> h4x the decade old ones and make them limp through for the next decade
<DWism> Nice..
<DWism> that's what i'm working on keeping webonce from doing, actually
<DWism> working on an entire backend to run our new website
<Ophiocus> who wants a nice hack task? wheres the romanians in the crowd?
<DWism> that's going to also be a customer frontend to their accounts and such
<DWism> and an ad distribution system
<DWism> and god knows what else
<Ophiocus> the task: find exploit and destroy http://www.unicityvenezuela.com reason: lack of payment for print jobs that nearly ruined my best friend (printhouse charges him)
<DWism> i just realized something...
<dravine> so anyway, you can kind of relate to why it's imperitive to not give a ****
<DWism> I need the D&D code from the todo app in my CDS :/
<DWism> because I need to be able to control the order these pages sit in
<DWism> BUGGER
<DWism> :D
<DWism> oh well, at least it's easy enough to implement
<Sean|> my *** stinks again
<DWism> Why do people who release things open-source run those javascript 'encryption' things? :/
<Sean|> so its not really open source
<dev_null> open sores?
<DWism> i was trying to use it to learn how to us cpaint, but i may just re-implement
<DWism> er, re-implement my aardvark threads code
<DWism> already hacked it so i could make a function of an instantized object the callback... moving it can't really be that hard
<Ang3lu5> will someone pls show me how to open an RSS feed
<Ang3lu5> i've been trying for days
<Ang3lu5> and it keeps crashing PHP
<Ang3lu5> i can open one localy
<dev_null> crashing php? thats impressive
<dev_null> post your code in a pastebin somewhere
<dev_null> an rss feed is pretty simple


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