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<Toka> while ($row = mysql_fetch_array($result, $link)) {
<Toka> //Do your checking
<Toka> }
<Lame_nick> omg paztez0r
<kaneda_> ...damn
<Lame_nick> dev_null you larmer
<Toka> it returns row by row
<Angelina_> i do : while ($row = mysql_fetch_array($result, $link)) { echo the the currect record } if ($bla == 1) { echo the next record and the currect
<p`u> dope.
<Angelina_> how do i do that
<Toka> do what? checking?
<Angelina_> i got table and i want to echo 1 colums or 2 .. depends on the value from the db
<Angelina_> (html table)
<Toka> what does it depend on?
<Toka> number of returned columns?
<p`u> wooord
<Angelina_> i got html table and i want to build it depends on the var from db. if $row[tablesize]=half then write "<td>record<td><td>record</td>" if its "full" then write only <td> record </td>
<rdw> my whaaaaa?
<dravine> bewbies
<dravine> ( 0 ) ( 0 )
<dev_null> bewbs
<kaneda_> I'm turned on. Is that okay?
<dev_null> (.)(.)
<kaneda_> (oYo)
<dev_null> ( . )( . )
<dev_null> (*)(*) <-- fake bewbs
<Toka> what kind of result does mysql return to you? one row, or several rows?
<dravine> { 0 } { o } <= old fake boobs
<Ophiocus> mysql returns to me only when i throw it like a bomerang
<cl1nt> Here is my problem... I have a php script with users with sessions... And I have two frame in my page. Left navigation frame, and right side is the information. Now when the session expires, if my user click on a link on the left frame, it opens another page with another 2 frames, so the left navigation bar is doubled... how can I fix this?
<Toka> get rid of frames
<cl1nt> i cant
<Ophiocus> stop coding
<Nickol6> hey, can someone help me with this ? : http://pastebin.com/546789 - i want to merge between $tname and $i ...
<cl1nt> Ophiocus and Toka, if you dont know the answer, you can just shut up
<Toka> i just do not like frames
<Ophiocus> cl1nt, if i stick my elbow deep into your ***,. does that make you a puppet?
<dravine> cl1nt, see the topic
<Ophiocus> hehe
<kaneda_> Toka: frames are considered very difficult to do in a non-tacky fashion, so their use is generally discouraged. Don't be surprised by any hostility you might encounter if you advertise the fact that you're using them.
<kaneda_> And by Toka, I mean Cl1nt
<kaneda_> GOd damn, I type well.
<Ophiocus> swell
<kaneda_> And he's gone, too.
<kaneda_> I'll just sit over here and wonder where my intelligence went today.
<Toka> :)
<Ophiocus> do you bucket?
<kaneda_> ****, maybe I should get ahold of Hajuu and buy some chronic.
<Albrechts> hi
<Toka> hi
<kaneda_> habalmos.
<dravine> frames are great if you don't want your site to be indexed by search engines
<dravine> all my l337 midget [pr0n sites are in frames
<dravine> so the feds can't hold me down!
<kaneda_> ...dravine...sometimes, you scare me.
<Ophiocus> hah
<Ophiocus> choo
<kaneda_> Other times, like now, you make me ask where your 1337 midget [pron is.
<dravine> hahaha
<Albrechts> i have a script that make snmpget() on many devices and when is running i get 40-50% wait cpui time in the "top" command - what could that be ?
<Albrechts> this is normal ?
<Albrechts> that script is doinf 4 snmpget() for different oids on every device
<kaneda_> Hrm...I've never benchmarked the SNMP support in PHP. Good luck with that though. I'd be interested to hear what the answer is.
<dravine> when did redhat 5.1 come out?
<Omega91> morning all
<_TaSm> RHEL?
<dravine> no
<dravine> redhat
<dravine> 5.1
<Omega91> I need to download this query result to a csv or excel file format
<_TaSm> Oh, ummmm 20 years ago?
<dravine> I'm guessing over a decade ago
<_TaSm> Easilly.
<dravine> yeah
<kaneda_> Agreed
<_TaSm> I was running RH7 in like 1996
<dravine> there's a box here running it
<kaneda_> Omega91: google for PEAR ExcelWriter, IIRC
<_TaSm> I hope that box isn't on the net.
<dravine> intranet
<dravine> no worries
<Omega91> keneda_ k
<Ophiocus> welll,. time to eat **** and keep alive for no apparent reason
<dravine> bbiab, lunch time
<Ophiocus> you cant say **** here without dravine going hungry
<Sean|> lol
<_TaSm> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1858640896825067657
<_TaSm> Thats pretty great.
<Lame_nick> poor ro's :(
<|pit> hello world
<Lame_nick> I take that back already
<_TaSm> Eh, they have #phpro
<Lame_nick> holy...
<_TaSm> They also have Efnet. ;)
<Lame_nick> eww
<Lame_nick> haha, gotta try car soccer
<DWism> i totally love my job
<DWism> went to bed at 11pm, got up at noon... :D
<Sean|> feel good?
<|pit> efnet does have a few idiot like ron_frown
<DWism> overly tired now :D
<DWism> hehe
<Sean|> heh
<|pit> I skipped my lab today
<DWism> i've been missing a lot of sleep
<|pit> I'll never know how to use flash =(
<DWism> so i'm not surprised
<Sean|> tony danza has his own ****in show
<DWism> i can use flash, but not pay freaking $700 for it :D
<|pit> last week I learnt about dhtml
<DEWEZ> i just took a 14 inch dump. no joke.
<|pit> html + css + javascript
<DEWEZ> i felt it hit the toilet water
<|pit> incredible
<DEWEZ> p00p00
<DWism> pit: I have a mssive project going on doing that stuff
<DWism> but i need to figure out a few things before i can move with it
<mogbit> what good is mysql if foreign key constraints aren't even available? how is it a relational DBMS?
<|pit> they are
<DWism> mogbit: somepeople don't rely on the db to make sure their code doesn't ****... :)
<DWism> it's all about knowing the limits of your tools
<|pit> I think if you use maxdb you'll be fine
<|pit> or is it innodb
<|pit> meh
<DWism> |pit: have you seen my todo project?
<|pit> nope
<|pit> show me DWism
<mogbit> mehhhh innodb isnt supported in phpmyadmin
<OrionX> its supported.. its just a bugger to find :P
<cursa> intrati pe #zeu pt un trivia adevarat
<cursa> <cursa> intrati pe #zeu pt un trivia adevarat
<Lame_nick> gotta love .ro's
<cursa> intrati pe #zeu pt un trivia adevarat
<cursa> <cursa> intrati pe #zeu pt un trivia adevarat
<OrionX> erm, any kind soul wanna help me get my head around php5 OO stuff?
<DWism> pit: http://devel.webonce.com/todo/
<DWism> pit: todo side isn't done, only the config part
<|pit> oh nice
<|pit> :D
<DWism> I have to get my display model right first
<_TaSm> Ajax?
<DWism> i have to figure out how to cross-platform re-arrange children of a parent
<DWism> lots of it
<DWism> I think the mochi lib will do most of what I want, it has a tool that wil llet you render arbitrary objects as DOM objects, so i think that's the route to go
<|pit> I should program too someday


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