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<0> while ($row = mysql_fetch_array($result, $link)) {
<0> //Do your checking
<0> }
<1> omg paztez0r
<2> ...damn
<1> dev_null you larmer
<0> it returns row by row
<3> i do : while ($row = mysql_fetch_array($result, $link)) { echo the the currect record } if ($bla == 1) { echo the next record and the currect
<4> dope.
<3> how do i do that
<0> do what? checking?
<3> i got table and i want to echo 1 colums or 2 .. depends on the value from the db
<3> (html table)
<0> what does it depend on?
<0> number of returned columns?
<4> wooord
<3> i got html table and i want to build it depends on the var from db. if $row[tablesize]=half then write "<td>record<td><td>record</td>" if its "full" then write only <td> record </td>
<5> my whaaaaa?
<6> bewbies
<6> ( 0 ) ( 0 )
<7> bewbs
<2> I'm turned on. Is that okay?
<7> (.)(.)
<2> (oYo)
<7> ( . )( . )
<7> (*)(*) <-- fake bewbs
<0> what kind of result does mysql return to you? one row, or several rows?
<6> { 0 } { o } <= old fake boobs
<8> mysql returns to me only when i throw it like a bomerang
<9> Here is my problem... I have a php script with users with sessions... And I have two frame in my page. Left navigation frame, and right side is the information. Now when the session expires, if my user click on a link on the left frame, it opens another page with another 2 frames, so the left navigation bar is doubled... how can I fix this?
<0> get rid of frames
<9> i cant
<8> stop coding
<10> hey, can someone help me with this ? : http://pastebin.com/546789 - i want to merge between $tname and $i ...
<9> Ophiocus and Toka, if you dont know the answer, you can just shut up
<0> i just do not like frames
<8> cl1nt, if i stick my elbow deep into your ***,. does that make you a puppet?
<6> cl1nt, see the topic
<8> hehe
<2> Toka: frames are considered very difficult to do in a non-tacky fashion, so their use is generally discouraged. Don't be surprised by any hostility you might encounter if you advertise the fact that you're using them.
<2> And by Toka, I mean Cl1nt
<2> GOd damn, I type well.
<8> swell
<2> And he's gone, too.
<2> I'll just sit over here and wonder where my intelligence went today.
<0> :)
<8> do you bucket?
<2> ****, maybe I should get ahold of Hajuu and buy some chronic.
<11> hi
<0> hi
<2> habalmos.
<6> frames are great if you don't want your site to be indexed by search engines
<6> all my l337 midget [pr0n sites are in frames
<6> so the feds can't hold me down!
<2> ...dravine...sometimes, you scare me.
<8> hah
<8> choo
<2> Other times, like now, you make me ask where your 1337 midget [pron is.
<6> hahaha
<11> i have a script that make snmpget() on many devices and when is running i get 40-50% wait cpui time in the "top" command - what could that be ?
<11> this is normal ?
<11> that script is doinf 4 snmpget() for different oids on every device
<2> Hrm...I've never benchmarked the SNMP support in PHP. Good luck with that though. I'd be interested to hear what the answer is.
<6> when did redhat 5.1 come out?
<12> morning all
<13> RHEL?
<6> no
<6> redhat
<6> 5.1
<12> I need to download this query result to a csv or excel file format
<13> Oh, ummmm 20 years ago?
<6> I'm guessing over a decade ago
<13> Easilly.
<6> yeah
<2> Agreed
<13> I was running RH7 in like 1996
<6> there's a box here running it
<2> Omega91: google for PEAR ExcelWriter, IIRC
<13> I hope that box isn't on the net.
<6> intranet
<6> no worries
<12> keneda_ k
<8> welll,. time to eat **** and keep alive for no apparent reason
<6> bbiab, lunch time
<8> you cant say **** here without dravine going hungry
<14> lol
<13> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1858640896825067657
<13> Thats pretty great.
<1> poor ro's :(
<15> hello world
<1> I take that back already
<13> Eh, they have #phpro
<1> holy...
<13> They also have Efnet. ;)
<1> eww
<1> haha, gotta try car soccer
<16> i totally love my job
<16> went to bed at 11pm, got up at noon... :D
<14> feel good?
<15> efnet does have a few idiot like ron_frown
<16> overly tired now :D
<16> hehe
<14> heh
<15> I skipped my lab today
<16> i've been missing a lot of sleep
<15> I'll never know how to use flash =(
<16> so i'm not surprised
<14> tony danza has his own ****in show
<16> i can use flash, but not pay freaking $700 for it :D
<15> last week I learnt about dhtml
<17> i just took a 14 inch dump. no joke.
<15> html + css + javascript
<17> i felt it hit the toilet water
<15> incredible
<17> p00p00
<16> pit: I have a mssive project going on doing that stuff
<16> but i need to figure out a few things before i can move with it
<18> what good is mysql if foreign key constraints aren't even available? how is it a relational DBMS?
<15> they are
<16> mogbit: somepeople don't rely on the db to make sure their code doesn't ****... :)
<16> it's all about knowing the limits of your tools
<15> I think if you use maxdb you'll be fine
<15> or is it innodb
<15> meh
<16> |pit: have you seen my todo project?
<15> nope
<15> show me DWism
<18> mehhhh innodb isnt supported in phpmyadmin
<19> its supported.. its just a bugger to find :P
<20> intrati pe #zeu pt un trivia adevarat
<20> <20> intrati pe #zeu pt un trivia adevarat
<1> gotta love .ro's
<20> intrati pe #zeu pt un trivia adevarat
<20> <20> intrati pe #zeu pt un trivia adevarat
<19> erm, any kind soul wanna help me get my head around php5 OO stuff?
<16> pit: http://devel.webonce.com/todo/
<16> pit: todo side isn't done, only the config part
<15> oh nice
<15> :D
<16> I have to get my display model right first
<13> Ajax?
<16> i have to figure out how to cross-platform re-arrange children of a parent
<16> lots of it
<16> I think the mochi lib will do most of what I want, it has a tool that wil llet you render arbitrary objects as DOM objects, so i think that's the route to go
<15> I should program too someday


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