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<0> man I type a lot of ****ing urls into irc in a year
<1> percentage that are not paste/image related?
<0> about 3%
<2> if a website consists of 3 parts, header,main and footer and you make a index.php that includes the 3 .html documents, is it possible that the menu in "header" will target the "main" part? (like with frames, you could target the frame you wanted the info to show up in)
<1> Djow-, once included they are treated as one html entity
<2> ok thanks
<1> Djow-, one question
<1> ho nm
<1> not in the mood
<2> heh
<2> another question then... If i need to make a change in the menu, I dont wanna have to do it on all the sub pages as well... Im used to doing this by putting the menu in a frame. How do you handle this in php without frameS? Or is it possible to have the entire layout of the website static, and just target layers on top ?
<2> gah.. not even i really understand what im asking there... nevermind
<3> Djow-: actually, that's possible in PHP. You write the menu in one .php file, and include() it on every page that needs it.
<3> php.net/include
<1> ^
<3> Voila. Menu defined in just one file, and it appears on every page you need it. Modify the one menu.php (or whatever) and you're set.
<2> ahhhaa.. :P so atleast i was on to something in my last question about include :P
<2> thanks kan
<3> Of course, you can still use frames, but those are so easy to MISuse anymore that I'd steer clear unless you know you absolutely need them.
<2> yeah, im trying to stay away from frames. :)
<3> No problem. :) It's early, I'm not bitter yet. Wait until I start coding.
<3> *Then* the bitter comes along.
<0> bitch, I got you twice already today
<1> lol
<0> nigga's better recignise!
<0> hahahaha
<0> @_@
<0> ph34r!
<3> Nazi Kitties will haunt my strangest nightmares from now until the day I die.
<4> woooord
<0> whatsup polak?
<1> #3
<4> its been ok
<4> got home yestreday and brang my gf with me
<1> we need a bot to keep a hotkarl count
<0> word
<0> grep -i 'hot karl' *.log|wc -l
<0> 443
<0> hahaha
<3> Shazam!
<1> heh
<5> yeah then run a .pl script to run it every time the hot karl text is written and echo the count.
<5> crap
<5> now I want to do some python
<0> .weather
<6> Petoskey, MI (49770): pressure - 30.07 in / 1018.3 hPa, wind - 4 mph 8 km/h from the East, conditions - Light Snow, humidity - 83, temp - 19 degrees
<6> as of: 8:56 AM EST on February 9, 2006
<1> te****?
<0> elboto
<5> indeed te****
<1> how does it get the city?
<5> .****
<0> because it knows me
<5> ahahaha
<1> .weather
<6> error while checking weather: you must specify a location with '.set weather <location>' to have your location stored
<0> .rickjames Hajuu
<6> I'm Rick James, bitch!
<5> **** you, bitch.
<6> ***
<5> Your charlie murphy
<0> he's a vicious little ****
<0> fun to let lose on unsuspecting rotards
<5> Thanks man
<5> hah
<6> ho
<0> .morning
<6> Petoskey, MI (49770): pressure - 30.07 in / 1018.3 hPa, wind - 4 mph 8 km/h from the East, conditions - Light Snow, humidity - 83, temp - 19 degrees
<6> as of: 8:56 AM EST on February 9, 2006
<6> GOOGLE: Feb 8 - 369.08, 0.00 - 0.00%
<3> LEave for one minute, ONE MINUTE, and the .roBots start acting up!
<6> shut up h0
<3> ...did that thing just...**** that.
<7> lol
<0> here's where p`u gets useful
<0> .host www.php.net
<6> www.php.net is an alias for php.net.
<6> php.net has address 64.246.30.37
<6> www.php.net is an alias for php.net.
<6> php.net mail is handled by 5 osu1.php.net.
<6> php.net mail is handled by 15 smtp.osuosl.org.
<0> .google php ajax
<6> About 1650000 results. Displaying 1 - 5
<6> 1. http://www.modernmethod.com/sajax/ (SAJAX - Simple Ajax Toolkit by ModernMethod - XMLHTTPRequest ...)
<6> 2. http://ajaxpatterns.org/PHP_Ajax_Frameworks (PHP Ajax Frameworks - Ajax Patterns)
<6> 3. http://www.phpbuilder.com/columns/k***emi20050606.php3 (PHPBuilder.com, the best resource for PHP tutorials, templates ...)
<6> That URL would be better as http://w.ick.ca/4875
<6> 4. http://www.phpit.net/article/ajax-php-without-xmlhttprequest/ (PHPit - Totally PHP Ajax & PHP without using the XmlHttpRequest ...)
<6> 5. http://ajaxian.com/archives/2005/12/groundwork_guav.html (Ajaxian: Groundwork Guava: Event based PHP Ajax Framework)
<5> dravine
<5> get that **** outa here
<5> lol
<0> getting obsessed aren't you?
<1> p`u hotkarl Hajuu
<0> that's a request I have in
<0> .hotkarl Hajuu
<0> .skull**** Hajuu
<5> hahah joor sux
<5> I r h4xbot
<1> anyone knows of a pastebin for videos?
<5> rapidshare.de
<5> put anything you like there
<0> .head www.php.net
<6> 200 OK
<6> Server: Apache/1.3.26 (Unix) mod_gzip/1.3.26.1a PHP/4.3.3-dev
<5> .statistics
<6> ****for
<0> oh, here's something kinda cool
<0> www.php.net/manual/file
<0> if it's a long enough url
<1> slick progress bar!
<8> hello how can i convert this ? 602091629 , year : 2006 m:02 d:09 time:16:29 ?
<0> strtotime
<0> wait, is that a timestamp?
<0> no
<0> just ugly
<0> hrm
<5> dravine: Sure.. It can do that.. but can it ****ing hold its drugs?
<1> http://rapidshare.de/files/156705/pornos_xxx__27___1_.mpg.html
<6> That URL would be better as http://w.ick.ca/4876
<5> and manage my racketeering?
<0> there we go
<0> Hajuu, it could be expanded
<1> talking about skull****
<8> dravine sorry ?
<0> Megapai, just substr out the **** you need from that retarded datestamp
<8> hm
<9> hello
<5> Lookin for evil
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