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<_TaSm> Ah, I love updating kernals, I just get to sit here pinging the box hoping it'll come back.
<_TaSm> Welp I can ping it, now to see if services come back.
<_TaSm> Wheeeeeee.
<S^Gerbitz> hey M0tH3r[x]
<_TaSm> Welp it worked, time to head home.
<PapaBear> keep that **** banned
<S^Gerbitz> how do I display the mysql errors? mysql_errors? is that correct? or is it something else?
<LanShark> S^Gerbitz: is there something wrong with php.net?
<S^Gerbitz> im sorry I am just needing a quick answer
<Sean|> does anyone have a sprint cameraphone
<S^Gerbitz> I do
<Sean|> usa? im ***uming
<LanShark> S^Gerbitz: you asked that question hours ago didnt you?
<LanShark> you lazy no count ****
<LanShark> sorry wrong window
<S^Gerbitz> I had to take care of some issues
<S^Gerbitz> sean - yes
<LanShark> Sean|: you got all quiet on me yesterday
<Sean|> i did?
<Sean|> S^Gerbitz, pm me
<LanShark> you were supposed to get back to me
<ebow> hi, i need to try changing the mysql.default_socket setting in php.ini to see if it will solve an error i have connecting to mysql. i'm running mac os x 10.4.4 and my /etc/php.ini only has a php.ini.default file (no php.ini and no php-recommended.ini either) - my question: what file do i use and how/where do i modify the setting?
<PapaBear> Kenneth Nash Resume | edit Viewed by employers 145 times in 30 days. <--heh
<PapaBear> and not a single contract from it
<planet> hello
<LanShark> hall0 planet
<planet> from where I can get a script that change my banner on my website after 10 seconds/
<LanShark> the intarwebs?
<planet> sorry ?
<LanShark> u r forgiven
<k_|ine> planet - this isn't a "find a ****ing script for you" channel
<LanShark> yea try #find_a_****ing_script_for_you_channel
<LanShark> planet: they have many scripts there
<planet> where/
<Sean|> lol lame_nick
<Sean|> er
<Sean|> LanShark
<LanShark> oh look, dinner time!
<S^Gerbitz> dumb question alert......
<S^Gerbitz> Whats a T_STRING
<Eldritch> its like a G-string but not so ***xy
<S^Gerbitz> lol
<iow> hi all
<Dannyboy-> hi, is there anyone that can help me enable system backup on my server please?
<LanShark> god you idiots are out in the m***es today arent you
<LanShark> Dannyboy-: pay attention in #sql
<LanShark> did you catch that?
<Dannyboy-> what?
<Dannyboy-> yes
<Dannyboy-> please help me, i need to enable the backup system, and i have no idea how
<LanShark> did you read the rules of this channel?
<LanShark> im very interested as to how php is going to enable system backup of your server
<LanShark> Dannyboy-: try #find_a_****ing_script_for_you_channel
<Dannyboy-> lol
<Dannyboy-> where can i ask then?
<LanShark> you are simple minded arent you?
<LanShark> lets try to work this one out together
<LanShark> what do you want to do?
<LanShark> Dannyboy-: the pipes the pipes are calling
<Dannyboy-> erm please dont take the piss at me if possible
<LanShark> ...
<Dannyboy-> I want to upload a backup of a database through phpmyadmin
<Dannyboy-> now i'm getting the error
<Dannyboy-> cPanel System Backup is not enabled on this machine. Some other type of backup system may be in place, however downloads cannot be fetched using this module
<LanShark> lol
<Dannyboy-> where can i enable that?
<LanShark> not sure, cpanel is only so big
<LanShark> talk to your host
<Dannyboy-> hmmm thats a prob :)
<Dannyboy-> i am my host
<LanShark> sorry for the CTCP
<LanShark> lol
<Dannyboy-> <LanShark> good thinking Dannyboy-
<Dannyboy-> lol
<Dannyboy-> my god, ask for help and everyone makes fun of you around here lol
<LanShark> dont be a *****
<LanShark> ask smart questions in the right places and your p***age _may_ be safe
<Dannyboy-> any ideas where these places my be?
<LanShark> i usually start with google
<LanShark> unless im in a channel where i have established myself, then i may fire off a quick question
<LanShark> i went to google and typed 'cpanel help'
<LanShark> now im staring down a cpanel users manual
<LanShark> have you seen said manual?
<Dannyboy-> i'm doing the same thing
<LanShark> another insanely gunius process is to take the error message and past it verbatum into google
<Dannyboy-> hehe ok i'll give it a try
<Dannyboy-> lot of servers have this problem hehe
<rdw> LOL Dannyboy- asked a question! LOLZ0r!
<rdw> (sorry, i'm chiming in late on the "ask a question and everyone makes of you")
<Dannyboy-> y?
<Dannyboy-> i'm off to bed
<rdw> good!
<Dannyboy-> i'm still with system backup disabled :(
<rdw> backups are for pussies. live on the edge a little bit
<Dannyboy-> what the hell have i ever done to you?
<Dannyboy-> what the hell!
<rdw> I'm not on trial here!
<Dannyboy-> neither am I
<rdw> the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
<Dannyboy-> whats the truth?
<Dannyboy-> u know what's the truth???
<LanShark> your mom is fag
<Dannyboy-> I dont know how to enable system backup
<Dannyboy-> and u guys dont give a ****
<LanShark> Dannyboy-: wtf
<rdw> Dannyboy-: what's the PHP part of your question?
<LanShark> we see stupid ****s like you all day long
<LanShark> come and go
<Dannyboy-> lol
<LanShark> we DONT GIVE A **** about your problem
<Dannyboy-> yea even me :P
<LanShark> thats the first thing right youve said all day
<LanShark> IMWATCHINGYOU
<Dannyboy-> we **** bitches like ure mom all day long :P till their pussies swell up so bad
<Dannyboy-> lol
<LanShark> that kind of language is not tolerated
<Dannyboy-> yea i know
<LanShark> lol
<PapaBear> hmm
<LanShark> hmmm
<PapaBear> http://www.boreme.com/boremerigid/funny-2006/labia-lab-p1.php jesus christ, NSFW by the way
<rdw> PapaBear: hehe. pretty graphic
<PapaBear> about made me p*** out
<w3bm4st3r> hi ppl
<rdw> PapaBear: i didn't finish watching once I saw where the vid. was headed
<rdw> hah
<w3bm4st3r> i am in search of webmasters for banner exchanges ... anyone intersted ? I am trying to raise a security portal ..
<pieg> HAHA
<rdw> pieg: you're just in time to laugh at the .ro with us
<pieg> #php even!
<pieg> no way ?
<pieg> maaaaan
<pieg> a week long break and roback!
<w3bm4st3r> you laugh because ?
<pieg> because you **** maaan
<pieg> same as your mummaaa
<rdw> yah, totally
<pieg> you mumma sweeeeet
<pieg> you **** but your muummaaaa
<rdw> pieg: are you drunk?
<rdw> ooohh, gmail is integrated with google talk now.
<rdw> wacky
<twysted> :D
<Ophiocus> fear their chakkos most
<LanShark> LanShark i like my women to get on their knees infront of a full length mirror, with the both of us naked, me towering over her
<LanShark> LanShark then i flex my bicepts while watching myself in the mirror as i piss on her
<LanShark> LanShark this is only for women.ro though
<Ophiocus> heh
<Ophiocus> how you control pissing/flexing without either peeing on yourself or squeezing your cock too hard?
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