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<0> As a user? Or as a developer?
<1> Either
<1> I am all for the concept, but I don't think they could possibly have screwed it up any further than they did
<0> That must be intense.
<0> You know, it's one of those quick and dirty hacks that people took seriously instead of as what it really was.
<0> Then things got out of hand and turned ugly.
<0> We're ten years from that.
<1> Yes, that is evident
<2> SALUT
<3> how can I get html code to display instead of it actually processing the html code
<3> I want it to show <table><tr><td> etc...
<1> htmlentities()
<4> dying to see a FULLTEXT mysql-innodb implementation soon
<5> Way too many fags at the park today.
<5> I'm not typically homophobic but I was starting to feel unconfortable.



<5> Homo's go there crusing, I go there because its nice and to eat my lunch there.
<5> You know its a fag when there is an entire parking lot and the dude pulls up rigth along side you.
<6> hahah yeah
<6> or an undercover cop
<5> Why can't they just pick like some sort of warehouse to go to?
<6> haha
<4> heh:)
<5> So I just tossed out the remainder of my sandwich and drove away.
<7> can somebody help with a regex?
<7> /<input\s(.*?)name(\s*)=(\s*)"([^"]*)"/i
<7> but, it won't match name=sdkfjds
<7> or name='sdafdas'
<7> any idea?
<7> I got one... :P
<7> let me check it
<7> should thi /<input\s(.*?)name(\s*)=(\s*)(("([^"]*)")|('([^']*)'))/i
<7> *this
<7> match ("([^"]*)") or ('([^']*)')
<7> ?
<8> jello
<8> hello
<8> :)
<2> yellow
<4> null or NULL ?
<4> NULL
<9> (NULL
<7> http://pastebin.com/591154
<7> won't match
<7> any idea why?
<10> tasm.. he was just lookin for love.. ;)
<5> Ya, sounds that way.
<6> so
<6> led zeppelin > *
<6> ****er, I got you twice today
<6> how's life in .pl today?
<11> life in perl eh
<2> .playboy
<6> .pleasebitch
<2> .plz
<11> nga.plz?
<6> heh
<10> i want .10x
<6> I just want h4x.ro
<2> k.10x
<11> well, you need to stake out a country and name it crazily
<12> I'd call it Ro-men-ia
<12> and make it gay++
<11> lol
<2> wow, h4x.ro is not taken!
<2> That's my surprise-of-the-day
<6> I know
<6> I want it
<6> heh
<2> bitch
<2> I'll take it
<2> 58 Euro :|
<13> **** people are anoying,
<14> get a gun...
<14> they don't annoy you as much then



<2> well
<2> getting rid of the corpse is annoying
<13> i find it unlikley they will let me own a gun
<6> yeah, not in NZ
<6> corpses are easy
<2> ok
<13> feed em to the pigs
<6> just break into the creametorium
<2> let's start "The Rotard M***acre"
<14> plenty of green spaces to dump bodies in NZ
<6> just throw them in mt doom
<13> bury them on the farm, no one will be digging there for years
<7> can anybody help me with a regex?
<13> *
<2> $
<7> '/<input(\\s*)(.*?)name(\\s*)=(\\s*)(("(.*?)")|(\'(.*?)\')|(\\b(.*?)\\b))(.*?)>/i'
<2> $$$
<6> sk8ing, yeah, I can in a minute
<7> dravine: thanks
<13> your matching um what?
<7> the name property of input fields
<7> and it can look like name = "somename" name= 'somename' name = somename
<13> skip the third its invalid
<7> it's used
<7> and I can't control that
<7> I have to take care of it too
<7> I expected that (("(.*?)")|(\'(.*?)\')|(\\b(.*?)\\b)) will be translated as (("(.*?)") OR (\'(.*?)\') OR (\\b(.*?)\\b))
<7> and it is
<7> but when one of them it's not matching
<7> it still fills the key with ""
<7> and it creates other keys for the next ones
<7> I would like to have all the results in one key
<7> same key for ("(.*?)") and (\'(.*?)\') and (\\b(.*?)\\b)
<7> I guess I can live with that...
<7> :)
<15> someone who know whats wrong with this: i have a form with a input name "userID" then a <select> with the name "userStatus" then 3 options with value 1,2 and 3.
<15> bah, its hard to tell. can someone pm me, then i can shout the site?
<13> xml_parse_into_struct could be used
<13> stigsen pastebin
<16> I have a cron job that restarts apache to refresh it's httpd-vhosts file but need it to Only run when someone creates an account on my website. Running it every 5 minutes is causing not able to connects while restarting.
<10> well duh
<16> Is there a way to call the cron job when a php file is ran
<10> dont make it a cron job
<16> I tried to search it online but a bunch of websites come up about doing the opposite
<10> make it a script, then use http://www.php.net/shell_exec
<16> let me check that out thanx
<13> wow restart every 5 minutes, that is spastic
<17> why not just restart nightly?
<17> do people need immediate account access?
<16> Because when someone signs up for a subdomain it won't connect to their site.
<16> Because the vhosts file has to refresh.
<17> just send a message saying that it's awaiting approval, and send messages out right before the reboot to everyone who signed up that day saying that they were approved....
<16> THis shell_exec will work perfect
<16> THanx a million.
<16> It will only refresh as people signup.
<10> the beauty of reading the manual
<13> shhh dont tell him about the manual, its secret
<2> Manual? The mexican gardener?
<18> anyone familiar with PDO? I'm confused as to why PDO::query returns NULL when it should be returning a PDOStatement object (and the query is succeeding)
<18> the call is a bit odd, my cl*** inherits the __call method from its parent, which calls query on a stored pdo object.
<9> I've just been ****ing around with PDO, and my thoughts are it isn't suitable just yet.
<9> Documentation isn't as complete as it should be, keeps doing things like that that I don't understand.
<9> Sticking to PEAR::DB or straight db_query calls for now.
<19> sup kaneda_
<9> not much sean|
<19> i bet.. bitch
<9> Boss telling me that I'm ****ing up with this ***ignment. Despite the fact that I've only been here a month, and the projects was doomed well before my arrival.
<9> Aside from that pile of ****, not much.
<9> You?
<19> tell him to wash your rosebud
<9> I would, but I like the paycheck he gives me.
<19> hm
<9> I plan on telling him to go **** a horsecock if this **** don't pan out.
<19> ill hire you


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