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<0> settle down peeps!
<1> parsing xml is using the dtd i told you to investigate YESTERDAY to turn the components into data handles that are easier to sort than an ***oc array
<1> NeB{wRk}: noob boy here wants to parse xml without looking up loops nor dtds and has been at it for two days now, i deserves all his getting
<2> lol
<0> man its too early ... i can't even see my computer screen ... need .. moore ... sleeeep
<2> Kaell is a retard
<2> don't worry
<2> Ophiocus you won't get thru to him
<2> you don't speak his brand of moron
<2> yay! good call.
<1> thank the lord
<2> lol
<3> you know what...
<3> I dont think theres enough bread in this bread
<2> put some more bread in it
<3> <.<
<3> >.>
<3> Yeah I need some kind of spacebread paste to put on my bread
<3> then I can like butter my butter
<2> haha bread paste hahaha
<3> oh god we have these.. premium skinless hotdog things... cheap as **** but SO GOOD
<1> skinless?
<4> it cans often from a feeling the helper didn't understand my point and he's trying to help me the wrong way
<4> :P
<3> Kaell so... why is the #php channel full of complete morons who act like 12 year olds
<3> Kaell including ops who ban you when you're the ONLY one in the channel actually helping people
<3> from #html
<1> what he needs is not help but rather one of these to run from hole to hole http://bananabunker.com/
<2> lol
<5> hi
<3> ^dave^:
<3> please touch me
<3> please please please
<3> what the **** is that banana bunker thing Ophiocus
<1> Hajuu: think that sets the record straight? html
<3> lolz
<5> uhm ok
<5> this place has gone to **** right?
<3> ...
<3> Not especially, no.
<1> define ****
<2> check this
<2> [04:16] <Kaell> i just want a (psuedocode) foreach-child-of ($blah->one->stuff) {echo $childname; echo $childvalue;}
<2> [04:17] <Kaell> which would output "a5b6"
<6> manure
<2> [04:19] <2> you're an idiot
<2> [04:19] <2> http://www.zend.com/php5/articles/php5-simplexml.php
<2> [04:19] <2> you're even USING simpleXML
<2> [04:19] <2> did you try googling?
<2> [04:19] <2> ffs
<2> [04:19] <2> someone paste him what i said
<2> [04:19] <2> he has me on ignore
<2> [04:19] <2> cuz im a '****'
<2> [04:20] <2> oh the irony
<2> what.. a.. twat
<1> amazing
<1> never seen such a resilient level of insisting on beeing ok with beeing wrong
<2> lol
<1> Tamama: then yeah, this place is used to grow good produce from fertile grounds :D
<7> Ophiocus, yes, tyoure the moron!:D
<8> http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/06/08/0153238
<8> lol
<8> yes, work-safe
<2> haha
<8> StyleZed - read the coments... "I swear that when I saw the headline I was thinking "Real Person Shooter" !!!"
<2> hahahaha
<2> lo expert witnesses http://www.worldrps.com/
<2> hahaha
<2> thats funny
<9> is it a similar php function, to the shell command 'pwd'?
<10> hello all
<10> what's the default dpi of images created with php image functions (imagecreatetruecolor, ...) pls?
<10> or is there any way to generate exact size images?
<0> www.php.net/imagecreatetruecolor
<0> read that and other relevant links on the page
<10> yeah i've read it severl times already
<10> but when i try to create image, i's got another size than meant ..., that's why i'm asking what's the default dpi of imagecreate functions ...
<11> phpbb plz
<1> studio8 flash on linux please
<1> :D
<12> berry411 for the BlackBerry's pretty cool
<3> I highly doubt it
<13> lo
<2> yowzer
<14> God damnit, these podcasters are seriously slacking.
<14> I guess no one wants to waste their time unless they're making $$.
<2> 'podcasting'
<2> now theres a term thats in vogue
<2> hmm let me stream an mp3
<2> and call it 'podcasting'
<3> its not even streaming.
<3> podcasting is where you download a recording of a stream
<3> like a radio show
<14> Its basically mp3 radio.
<2> well whatever
<14> Its not streamed live.
<2> let me put an mp3 on my site
<2> and you download it
<2> ooh podcasting
<2> **** off apple
<14> If its a talkshow, ya.
<14> Apple didn't term it.
<15> MS released a public beta of Vista... !
<14> Interesting. Wonder how it'll do.
<2> crap
<15> I'm tempted to download it.
<2> vista is crap. destined to be crap and crap crap crap
<2> me too
<2> sadly
<16> you really do not want vista. http://imagebin.org/5287
<14> Or better yet http://imagebin.org/5240
<2> HAHA
<16> yep
<16> it's ****ing annoying
<16> i pray to god they let the users turn off all those security checks
<17> anyone can speak french ?
<2> voules vous un soixante neuf
<16> ah oui oui
<17> stylez as u des toturiaux pour PHP ??
<17> mais un peu pratiques ?
<16> tu es un grande pezz du merde avec le small penis
<17> killfr0g ?????????????!!!!!!
<16> isn't that french?
<2> merde je voudrais un thierry henry cafe au lait?
<2> ooh la la!
<2> boulangerie!
<17> killfr0g naklalek
<16> http://www.phpfrance.com/
<18> homosie le frenchie
<17> u need a big Cocke mr k_|ine
<17> killfr0g
<17> sorry
<2> you're moroccan
<2> you don't have one
<2> haha
<2> stfu
<16> algerian
<2> same difference
<2> they wear rags and speak french
<2> same **** to me
<18> his nick is spanish btw
<2> i know
<16> moroccans -> spain, algerians -> france, every other nationality -> america
<2> but he's an arab and he speaks french
<17> yes mr stylez
<17> i m moroccan
<2> omg!
<2> i was right!
<2> hah i am elite.
<18> do u know haji? great player!
<17> stylez d'ou es tu ?
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