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<0> It's only 12 items anyway.
<1> psilo, RTFM
<0> There's a lot of manuals, dude.
<0> You can't read em all.
<1> php got only one manual.
<1> psilo, you read only those you need atm
<1> www.php.net/date
<0> You act like I waltz in here demanding information without putting any effort in myself.
<2> leave him alone. he's a moron
<1> i dont really now how did you do this calendrr without a loops....
<2> he can't help it
<0> I've used plenty of loops.
<1> psilo, you act like you do siemthing in php, without knowing programming basics
<2> psilo: calendar. date. mmmfhhm ug ugh ug
<2> uggo ug? ug
<1> gugg guuugoo go
<2> mffhhffffhhhm ug ug
<0> Heh, I'm new to php and it's libraries, not programming.
<2> yes pieg we have to speak moronese to him
<0> Thanks for the "help".
<0> I've got it now.
<2> this is not a help channel
<1> psilo, then why dont you read the manual, there is everything
<1> psilo, i bet you don't
<0> I bet I do.
<2> mfhfmmfmfhf you don't
<2> uggo gooney goo goo
<2> ?
<1> lol
<0> What?
<1> psilo, please forgive him, hes still not too good in moronese
<2> no its not my native language..
<0> Neither am I, what's with you guys being so rude.
<2> whats with you not reading the manual
<1> psilo, you say you know programming basics....
<1> <0> oh just put that in each of the 12 items?
<1> so what that line does in here ?
<0> Most languages don't provide a way to loop through a set of strings, guys. It was a reasonable ***umption to think the proper way to construct a list of months was to type it.
<1> php neither does that.
<2> Most languages don't provide a way to loop through a set of strings
<2> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
<0> I would not type one through twelve. I would type "January" through "February".
<0> and so on
<1> psilo, in fact, youre a moron.
<2> Moronese doesn't
<2> neither does Retardese
<0> Name another language that will do that.
<1> psilo, i told you that php DOESNT do THAT
<0> date() certainly does.
<0> Gives the month name.
<1> but, the UNIX script language does
<2> gooney goo goo?
<0> Whatever, thanks.
<1> for x in MAMA TATA PSILO MORONESE
<2> hahahaha
<1> what a ignorant biatch
<2> indeed
<2> right i need to finish this stupid flash login thing. idiots. who has a login thing in flash?
<2> dumb dumb.
<2> oh well.
<2> be back later.
<2> peace.
<1> goghugutoworkgugugn
<2> heh
<2> i knew you'd come back
<2> you cannot resist me
<0> Maybe that's why.
<2> it is.
<0> ignore StyleZed!*@* ALL oops!
<2> ouch i'm so hurt
<2> faggot
<3> lol
<3> if (in_array("psilo", $undernet_php)) { $questions == moronic; }
<0> == isn't even the ***ignment operator.
<2> correct
<0> and now you're ignored.
<2> good
<2> i thought i was before
<2> haha
<4> suup
<2> qui nada
<4> al queda?
<4> Queer eye for the al queda guy.
<4> lol
<2> hahah
<5> mmmmmm, c4 is SOO not your color girl
<5> so what if am a lame *** joker? i can make flash studio 8 run on linux and you are pawn3d biatches
<5> :D
<4> Ophiocus: ooh howd you do it
<4> ive been wanting to do it
<5> Hajuu: it fairly complex
<5> can run you through the steps if you want
<4> sure
<5> brb breakfast is ready and wife wants me to eat her ;)
<4> ...lol
<5> right so
<5> hajuu you got a dual boot right?
<4> negative
<5> ah
<5> well thats about it, need a dual boot and a working flash install on the windows side to "port" it
<5> access to a networked windows machine?
<4> .....
<4> I have a windows drive.
<6> so... i got this xml file
<6> http://pastebin.com/767079
<4> but windows on it is not functional
<6> and read it into an array with simplexml
<4> Kaell: YOU NEVER SAY HELLO
<4> **** YOU Kaell.
<6> and i want to do a foreach over the stuff in "stuff"
<4> **** YOU
<4> :(
<6> can someone suggest how to do that?
<6> if they were all named <a> i could do a foreach (stuff->a as $a)
<6> but how do i manage it when they named different things?
<4> Please see lines above.
<5> Kaell: 1) we already told you how yesterday 2) **** off
<4> YEAH
<4> >:(
<6> its a simple question about arrays
<6> and loops
<5> no its not, its a moronic question about wanting to be rotardish and use xml without using dtds which WE ****ING TOLD YOU TO INVESTIGATE TO SOLVE YOUR MORONIC ISSUE
<6> someone forgot his meds
<5> we already told you what to do, if you dont want to listen **** THE **** FROM YOUR MOMS *** OFF!
<6> you should talk to StyleZed, i think he's 12 too
<5> i ll be grown up
<5> did you investigate dtd?
<5> NO
<5> did you try and parse the xml?
<5> NO
<6> yes, and they dont apply to this at all
<6> the xml is already parsed but you're too dense to see that
<5> can you get the point when EVERYONE is calling you a ****ing retard?
<5> NO
<5> SIMPLE XML IS NOT PARSING
<5> ffs
<5> whatever ****head
<6> lol
<6> poor kiddo
<6> your real life really that bad?
<5> hehe
<5> you are funny
<5> like a TOY
<6> <5> SIMPLE XML IS NOT PARSING <--- o rly?
<6> is there anyone here who isn't going to shout completely incorrect BS and throw in insults like a 12 year old that can help me out with loops in php?
<5> php.net moron
<6> yes, maybe you should read it
<6> and look up simplexml
<5> parsing xml is not turning into an ***oc array
<7> settle down peeps!
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