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<0> and now you have only 3 minutes to write your script while recieving a blowjob from a beautiful woman of you're going to get shot in the head?
<0> sounds a bit swordfish, eh?
<1> you mean that there is a blowjob() function in php?
<1> :)
<2> il_francese, if u define it :p
<2> a woman doesn't know that word either, u need to define it to her as well :p
<1> I'm not that advanced in PhP, you know ;)
<3> no ****?
<3> never would have guessed
<1> dravine seems to be the funny guy there
<3> nah, rdw is the funny guy here
<1> where are you from guys?
<2> Belgium
<4> hello i need help in php by a combobox , who can help me
<3> holy crap
<3> luxemburg is tiny
<3> "slightly smaller than Rhode Island"
<4> can somebody help me
<2> uhu dravine, it is :p
<2> kolti, explain your problem, no need to ask to ask a question
<4> ok
<4> sry
<2> LOL dravine
<4> ok i have a combobox with january = value 1 and february = value 2 , and i have a var as $month, how can i receive if i get the value from January if i choose it in the combobox
<2> well, try to use $_GET['month']
<2> ow $_POST['month']
<1> <?php echo "<font size=-1>Counter:" . 5 . "</font>"; ?>
<1> Counter:" . 5 . ""; ?>
<1> I get this in the browser :S
<1> how come?
<3> because you don't have php installed
<3> or you didn't save the page as a .php file
<1> i did
<1> I have
<4> where do i write this in : <option value="1">January</option>
<5> i 4r3 t3h PHP!
<5> I'm Rick James, bitch!
<6> Hey, casper.
<6> You can stop being a pain, too. We'd love you anyway.
<6> I guess he didn't expect to be recognized.
<7> so ok
<3> 23
<7> this lady my mum knows with weed always does the same packing.. A m***ive bud ontop and then chopped bud bellow... She brings me some weed, and theres a mysterious gap at the top of the bag the size of a bud...
<7> ****ing stupid bitch
<7> "Oh yeah I didnt notice your ripping me off"
<3> hahaha
<3> cone conservation plan #2421-D
<7> yeah well she'll soon learn of my retort.. Murder her.
<7> I know some people who if she did that to, they would have just knifed her
<3> good morning Novell_
<8> when trying to open an RSS file when i use
<8> $document = file("http://newsrss.bbc.co.uk/rss/newsonline_world_edition/latest_published_stories/rss.xml";);
<8> it crashes PHP
<3> hrm
<3> use file get contents
<8> but when i open a file localy like this
<8> $document = file("./example.xml");
<8> it works fine
<9> how does php crash ?
<7> The same as any other program? :/
<7> Its not ****ing infallable.
<7> thought I doubt thats what he means.
<3> yay
<3> 0710
<3> been up 2 hours now
<7> ?
<3> I get up at 0500
<7> ok...
<7> doesnt.. sound like an accomplishment
<7> lol
<3> it's not
<3> heh
<3> but I'm not usually late for work ;)
<7> Just as long as your aware that your as bigger failure at life as the rest of us
<7> lol
<3> well, that's a given
<3> I get up at 0500 and first thing I do is get on irc
<3> and drink coffee
<7> after cones of course
<3> not so much no
<3> depends
<7> :O
<7> cones STRAIGHT after you wake up rule
<7> then jump in the shower
<7> like within 5 mins of waking up
<7> jeeze dravine guess youll never be a stoner :(
<3> eh, those were the highschool days
<3> back when I was a god damned hippy
<3> I used to have hair down to my shoulder blades
<3> wasn't much of a hippy, I've always hated those flower child types
<7> oh what
<7> how can you go wrong with love and peace
<3> because it doesn't work
<7> maybe not.. but in principle its great.
<7> so less hate yo
<3> yeah
<7> lol
<3> in principle it's awesome
<3> but it denies humans animal nature
<3> some hippy the other day told me that chimps don't act like humans
<3> they all get along and ****
<3> which is crap, chimps wage calculated warfare and genocide all the time
<7> hahah
<7> wouldnt say genocide
<3> they kill rival packs of chimps
<7> but yeah
<7> definately
<7> scary ****
<3> a whole troop of them or whatever a clan of chimps is
<7> but let her dream :P
<3> saw it on the learning channel
<3> chimp fu is ****ing powerful
<7> ..did you get that from the movie the core?
<3> no
<3> hehe
<3> heh
<3> so I just read this headline
<3> "Sting exposes gambling ring"
<3> and I thought "wtf is sting doing around gambling rings?"
<7> LOL
<7> Silly sting.
<3> yeah
<7> OH WAIT
<7> as in a sting
<7> lol
<3> I'm like 'get back with the police and make some tunes ****er'
<7> LOLOLOL
<3> later fawks
<10> you're lucky i can't type that awful nick or i'd ban you in a heartbeat
<9> ^tab
<10> ;)
<7> Suggested groups - Hide suggested groups
<7> alt.***.anal - join
<7> Group description: ***ual acts involving the anus.
<7> Usenet, public
<7>
<7> **** you google.
<10> lol
<10> scary accurate
<9> or alt+94 if you cant find even that
<9> wonder why that group was suggested especially to you
<7> alt+94 changes windows for me
<10> Hajuu-awy: i see the clip of you dancing made it onto the internet
<10> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1609343789154202330
<11> aloha :o)
<10> 'sup, ****er
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