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<0> Gorgolite> try it and then tell us if it errors :)
<1> lets not and say we did
<2> _brad is into beastiality
<2> ask him about the goat
<3> it wasn't me
<3> i was just there you were the one holding the goat
<2> oh i see how it is
<2> i try to help you out by holding him down and this is the thanks i get
<4> you always liked the goat
<2> i think thats enough work for today
<1> ya holding down goats is a tiresome business
<5> hey guys, I know you guys helped me, but let me try to get an answer
<5> whats the command to view mysql errors?
<5> mysql_error()
<2> thats what we call forwarning
<2> 'hey guys, i know you guys helped me ...'



<5> sorry LanShark
<2> your apology is accepted this time
<2> next time i will go outside and smokea cigar
<1> lol
<5> lol...
<5> I mean, how do I show they mysql errors?
<1> i ll smoke one NOW
<1> bitch
<5> please help me, so I can know where I go wrong
<2> i smoked a la finca earlier
<2> i think i'll break out a hemmingway tonight
<6> yer mom smoked my cock about 5 minutes ago
<6> biznatch
<2> my mother died 2 months ago BITCH
<6> hrm
<6> I don't believe it
<6> she was just here with elvis and hoffa
<6> and some funny looking mother****er with big eyes and a weird shaped head
<6> all sickly looking
<2> dravine: what do you want me to say?
<2> thats the best i could come up with
<6> ditto ;)
<6> I need another gun :/
<1> i need to log in from home
<2> theres direcway hard at work
<2> ****ting all over my so called 'connection'
<7> man, I had a bitch of a time getting php_mssql to work
<8> jesus holy **** how did it get to be 5am
<9> hey good people how are u
<8> No WAY I was playing max payne for 3 hours
<6> whad, we're all ****ing horrible
<9> echo array_sum (it adds my values together) what is the command if i like my values to by multiplied ?
<9> echo array_multiply?!
<10> Use a foreach or array_walk()
<7> hm, qq() doesn't work in PHP? is there an equivalent function for quoting?
<9> walk>
<9> let me try it
<6> Tamahome, what the hell does qq do?
<7> dravine: in Perl, it's for string quoting
<10> Tamahome: there's heredoc, or just use single quotes
<10> Single quotes most closely represent qq()
<7> just trying to avoid having to escape quotes
<10> But keep in mind that '\n' is "\\n", which is not equivalent to qq(\n)
<7> (because it looks ugly)
<10> heredoc works for that, even if it's slow and ugly
<10> Well, single quotes work just like escaping everything; the only escape code is \'
<6> I intermix quote types
<6> echo "\n".'<input type="text" name="foo" value="$bar">'."<br>\n";
<6> etc
<10> Eww
<10> Replace the .s with ,s and it becomes decent.
<7> oh... that works? cool
<6> cai, eh, the end result is the same
<9> onchange="byID('win').innerHTML = decimals(this.value*<?php echo array_sum($totals) I need array_sum not to add my numbers but to multiply them num1*num2*numN... anyone knows the command for array? array_walk didn't work
<10> <?php ... ?>\n<input type="text" name="foo" value="<?php echo $bar; ?>" /><br />\n<?php ... ?>
<10> dravine: but yours takes about twice the time
<10> whad: array_walk() does, indeed, work.
<6> cai, vs ,?
<9> hmm
<10> Try a foreach if you don't like array_walk().



<10> It also helps you to avoid a global variable
<10> dravine: concatenating is always slower than separate arguments
<11> how can I change the default value for a php session timeout?
<12> dravine, someone is trying to steal your article!
<6> well, thing is I rarely echo inside any real application code
<6> _TaSm, which article?
<12> http://www.treehugger.com/files/2006/02/firefly_stove_b.php
<12> Though these guys are suggesting DIY.
<12> Which is probally a bad idea.
<6> hahaha
<6> that's a riot there
<6> I wonder how long it takes for some dumb**** to blow up a can full of preasurized alcohol in their face
<12> hah.
<13> ?
<6> look ma! no eyebrows!
<12> Well whats funny is they suggest DIY, then they show you one that is professionally made.
<10> Alcohol is a liquid
<13> why the ban?
<6> cai, yeah until it reaches the boiling point
<12> Lets see.... Tranga, been around for 50 years, people trust their lives with them.... OR.... DIY.
<6> http://www.jraleigh.com/index.php/vargo-triad-titanium-stove/
<6> the triad is relatively new
<6> but the concept isn't
<12> Ya the tranga uses a windshield.
<10> The one you have looks like a bedpan
<13> If you don't blow your shed apart making your first batch wheres the fun ;)
<12> cai, the bedpan is accually a food tray.
<6> cai, the one I have is sitting in the top portion of a mess kit
<6> wwII era
<12> Ya, I had those for scouts.
<6> http://www.jraleigh.com/fileman/carkit_2005.jpg
<13> ah i see
<13> heh
<11> how can I change the default value for a php session timeout?
<10> Do a lot of fishing when you're stuck on teh side of the road?
<10> s/teh/the/
<6> haven't needed to
<6> but if I had to, I could :D
<6> some of that kit goes with me when I go backpacking
<14> guys
<14> need some help(s)
<6> douche
<6> we don't care
<10> cl1nt: check out the session page in the manual: http://php.net/session
<10> Specifically, look at session.gc_maxlifetime
<12> I gotta go buy Tax software, ugh.
<6> _TaSm, why?
<9> cai, it gives me syntax errors when I use the array_walk. array_sum doesn't give me errors but adds the numbers instead of multiplying them
<12> To do my taxes.
<6> www.turbotax.com
<6> do it all online
<6> that's what I did
<10> whad: so you have a syntax error. Fix it.
<6> I've done them online for the past 4 or 5 years
<12> Well, all of the local fam can use the same version of turbotax to file.
<12> Online is one per.
<6> that's true
<6> my fiance is all pissed off
<12> And I need premire, becasue I have to file sched c's. :-(
<6> my taxes have been done for a week, and my $1400 should be deposited within the next 2 days
<9> how do i fix this my error is on this line :0 -->$row = mysql_fetch_array($data);
<6> she hasn't even started hers yet
<6> whad, learn to program
<6> to start
<7> whad: doesn't look like an error to me
<9> i thought so too
<9> but this array_walk kills me :)
<6> it's not the array walk
<7> oh wait, yes... you're trying to store an array in a scalar
<6> ...
<6> jesus christ
<6> Tamahome, there are no types in php
<7> ....oh
<9> onchange="byID('win').innerHTML = decimals(this.value*<?php echo array_sum($totals) i like array_walk instead of adding my values with array_sum


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