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<0> swap ya, you can have my p2-350
<1> Okay, ****heads, I'm off to visit my dying grandmother.
<0> giver her a poke in the eye for me
<2> How do I submit file contents through an HTML form, I've tried <FORM method=POST><INPUT type="file" name=ff><input type=submit></form> and $_POST['ff'] returns name of the file, not its contents
<2> ?
<0> http://nz.php.net/features.file-upload
<2> tanks
<2> thanks*
<0> next time read the manual first
<3> are CRC32 unique?
<4> hey FreAkErZ
<4> no why would they be unique?
<4> if you encrypt the same data they will be the same
<3> yo pit
<3> that I understand, but since they are short integers, chances of coming accross the same twice is pretty rare?
<4> short integers?



<3> for example, 2191738434 .. there would be almost no chances to come across it again, except with the same data?
<4> yep
<3> ok cool
<4> that's why it's used
<0> if you crc32 something unique you will get a unique result
<3> ok that's what I want :)
<3> how you guys doing btw?
<3> any projects going on?
<4> school mofo
<4> end of the session
<4> exams time now
<0> end? its the begining locally
<5> end in the uk for 4th/6th years
<5> both on the run up to exams
<5> same in ro
<0> oh well school is totally unimportant anyway
<6> ro
<6> rororo
<4> we have exams at the end of each session
<4> two sessions per year
<5> semesters then
<0> Gl*** *** Toys http://www.allgl******toys.com/. I love the tag line "100% _HAND BLOWN_ PYREX GL*** DILDOS"
<5> Hypoallergenic & Dishwasher Safe
<5> err....
<5> Dishwasher safe?
<0> how else do you wash your butt plug?
<3> lol
<7> DarkFlib: that's pretty much how everyone washes them
<5> but remind me to take my own plates around to peoples houses in future
<0> just put a condom on it and you will be fine
<5> on the plate?
<5> eeew
<7> What, you've never eaten off a condom-covered plate before?
<7> You UKers are weird
<3> By the way, cai, thanks for that dinner the other day, great spices you had on those sausages, the hotdogs were great!
<7> People say my sausage is the best
<3> So mm.. what is it again, US people don't change their hours anymore?
<7> Eh?
<7> If you mean daylights savings time, yes, it has p***ed
<3> Didn't the US change their DST policy last year?
<7> Not to my knowledge
<3> President Bush has signed a law changing the dates of daylight-saving time, but it doesn't take effect until 2007. Then, daylight time will start three weeks earlier, March 11, and will end one week later, Nov. 4.
<3> There we go.. it starts in 2007, not 2006
<7> Whatever works
<8> n his inaugural message to the blog, Bill Hilf, who at the time was the manager of Microsoft's Open Source Software Lab (yes, there is indeed such a thing)
<7> More like Bill MILF
<8> MS open source lab is the one saying that linux was more vulnerable then Windows
<3> of course
<3> You know a company has hit rock bottom when a third party is releasing patches to fix your bugs/exploits.
<8> lol yep
<9> rock bottom? MS has always played catch up, and they are bigger now more than ever
<7> Especially when that company has enough money to crank out a fix in minutes
<9> there profit margins are ridiculous. they are far from any 'bottom'
<3> Yes, that is my point, they have the power, money and ressources to fix it in minutes lol
<7> profit does not trump pride
<3> I'm not talking money-wise..
<9> being hated and regarded as a follower would hurt most businesses, but it seems to just fuel MS
<8> SpamDailyNews is reporting that the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) has filed a brief that claims AT&T has been forwarding internet traffic directly into the hands of the NSA. <--a bit scary
<8> http://www.spamdailynews.com/publish/ATT_forwards_all_Internet_traffic_into_NSA_says_EFF.asp
<3> ouch lol



<10> hello!
<0> NO!
<11> yo, MrOnse
<12> hey guys
<13> I knew there was a midget at NSA spying on all the internet traffic.
<11> Weapon-: 'sup, broseph
<7> Why would he be a midget?
<13> otherwise it wouldn't be a super-hyperbole.
<14> midgets? where?
<10> rdw sup?
<11> not much. you?
<12> rdw, nothin special's rollin
<12> just dropped by to say hello and ask for an advice...
<15> hello, i have done a search script but it does not get all the results
<12> if you're willing to help me :
<12> :)
<15> the code is here: http://pastebin.com/646995
<12> rdw, is there a solution better that table design?
<12> or Eldritch, or anyone...
<7> Ugh! What the **** is wrong with my libmap? :(
<7> Gettin' all sorts of undefined symbols :/
<12> Jim1: SELECT FROM ...... LIKE '%'.$src.'%' ....
<12> hello cai :)
<7> Howdy
<15> weapon
<15> whats wrong with that
<12> is there any better sollution to use instead of tables?
<7> That question doesn't make sense, you know that, right?
<12> Jim1: you don't want to match ONLY that words, right? you want to find matches that contain that word too...
<12> umm
<12> yeah
<12> I don't know how to say it
<7> What kind of tables?
<12> I use tabel design
<12> aite?
<7> Database? HTML?
<12> HTML
<15> i want to match the word that is on those fields
<7> Tables are not for design purposes under any circumstances
<12> I want another "more simple" solution
<7> Use proper elements, like the <div>.
<12> that's what I wanted to ask
<7> Read any CSS tutorial
<12> what to use with <div> ? <p>'s ?
<7> See my above response
<15> $srch="%".$search."%";
<15> $query = "select * from product WHERE product_name LIKE '$srch' || product_type LIKE '$srch' || price LIKE '$srch' ";
<12> I've read the tutorial on www.w3cschools.com
<12> good enough? re-read it?
<15> i already difined that
<7> I'd read more than one
<12> Jim1
<12> what do you want to match exactly?
<12> all the words containing that word? ($srch) ?
<15> yeap
<15> wherever it is
<15> i want all the words
<15> of all fields
<12> then use "SELECT * FROM ........... LIKE '%'.$srch.'%' .............."
<12> replace ........ with the rest of what you have there...
<15> ok let me try then
<12> and don't use double quotes for Christ sake
<12> not inside the SELECT
<15> where?
<12> nevermind
<12> your $srch is ****ed up
<16> I have a question .. maybe U can help me .. I want to delete-destroy a session when my broser is close or computer crash ...
<12> replace it with: $srch = '%'.$search.'%'
<11> man, i cleaned my .44 last night. it's so nice and shiny now
<11> got all the powder residue off
<12> wow, cool :)
<12> who's the one that's gonna die tonight? :D
<11> hehe
<11> hopefully no one


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