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<0> and p.s. JC^Omega isn't useful
<1> aha thanks!
<1> anyhow, I got the info I needed, sorry for the toe over the #php line
<2> It was taking so long because traceroute was running and not yet completed lol
<3> Hello... is this a channel dedicated to PHP programing??
<3> Hello anybody??... is this a channel dedicated to PHP programing??
<4> yes
<4> now please step away from the caffeine
<4> nice and easy
<3> thanks... i'm close to be mad.. i need help with video previews
<4> id be glad to help
<3> i need take a frame.. just one frame from a video file and convert in a jpg or something similar to make a preview of that video
<3> do you know how can i do it?
<3> someone pleeeasee
<5> yo
<3> you



<5> what would be the ideal way to run a search query with php on a large (5~million records) mysql database
<6> ****ed();
<5> whuut
<6> make sql do the dirty work
<5> what do you mean by that
<6> what is the search criteria?
<6> how are you limiting the search?
<5> im searching title and description
<5> and just displaying any results that contain the specified keyword
<6> select * from myatable where title="title" and description"description"?
<5> that would be the ideal way to do it?
<5> simple as that? lol
<5> that wouldnt even work
<3> need take a frame.. just one frame from a video file and convert in a jpg or something similar to make a preview of that video
<7> [15:46] * Joins: Mother****er (loltyou2j@dip-220-235-39-159.wa.westnet.com.au)
<7> [15:46] <Mother****er> ok
<7> [15:46] <Mother****er> apparently
<7> [15:46] <Mother****er> hajuu is online
<7> [15:46] <Mother****er> with my details
<7> [15:46] <Mother****er> but... I AM hajuu
<7> [15:46] * Mother****er trips out
<7> [15:46] <7> oh wait
<7> [15:46] <7> ahaha
<7> [15:47] * Quits: Mother****er (loltyou2j@dip-220-235-39-159.wa.westnet.com.au) (Quit)
<7> stupid windows hiding mirc from me
<8> hey, is there a way to specify a starting number and ending number for a while statement? -like you can with a mysql statement to show 10 results per page eg. ?
<9> hi php
<10> DCC SEND "sdfsdfsdfklewksljdfs" 0 0 0
<11> how in php i can tell something like if (2006-03-07 is bigger then $date_variable) { ?
<12> hello
<12> given the following URL: http://www.constantaonline.ro/templates.php?id=3569&nume=Sonetco%20Systems
<12> how can I sepparate eache variables and values after 'templates.php' ?
<13> well, unless I'm mistaken, you use $id and $nume
<13> but check out the query return to be sure...
<13> Cause I very well could be wrong, heh.
<14> You are mistaken
<13> see? heh.
<13> Would it go into an array?
<14> You can use $_SERVER['QUERY_STRING'] and parse_str(), though
<14> It goes into $_GET
<12> $_SERVER['QUERY_STRING'], this is it! thanks cai
<13> Pysche: this helped me a bit trying to figure the form thing out: http://www.smugwimp.com/servervar.php.txt
<14> Sweet jesus
<14> print_r($_SERVER)
<14> Saves you the h***le of that
<13> That's at the bottom.
<13> granted, there probably are a lot of easier ways to do it... but I'm just starting too...
<13> so first I want to get it DONE, then I'll get efficient, lol!
<15> morning
<15> zzz
<13> I thought you just got up :)
<15> Hajuu
<7> yoyoyo
<15> me?
<15> morning poeple
<15> naa i am awake checking some pron mails :D
<15> Hajuu saw the mailyesterday?
<15> here Hajuu goes to sleep SmugWimp to eat
<13> I'm still cooking, lol!
<13> can't eat for another hour or so...
<15> why



<15> Hajuu poisoned?
<13> but if my taste tests are any indication, I'm eating good tonight :)
<15> :)
<7> Yeah baby.. Just like that.. taste my cock.
<15> 0_0
<15> hehe
<16> So, i'm sure my apartment complex is going to love me
<16> we,, not complex, but manager
<16> I had to wait 3 hours to get a parking spot, so I'm taking 3 hours of my time off my rent. :)
<17> :-)
<16> Mainly because i'd been up for 26 hours when i came home, and got stuck staying up until now to make sure my car didn't get towed
<16> next time i'll just let them tow my car and sue em
<16> store is right up the street anyway
<13> do ya'll have ***igned parking?
<16> no
<16> but they have like 18 parking spots
<13> good luck.
<16> and let like 23 people with cars move in
<13> maybe... but if the lease doesn't specify, it's not going to matter.
<16> and i was told i would have somewhere to park when i moved in 7 months ago
<16> or else i wouldn't have moved here, as it'd be insane to live somewhere where you couldn't park
<13> I have 3 vehicles. I have one ***igned spot. I gotta be very prudent about where and when I park, heh.
<7> god.. love google.. using - and + to do a search for like how many eggs ive got lol
<16> hehe
<13> re
<13> in japan, you can't OWN a vehicle, if you can't prove you have a place to park...
<13> and the prices for parking, are almost as much as some apartments, heh
<16> yikes
<13> which is why I owned a motorcycle there, heh.
<13> plus traffic was NEVER a problem on a motorcycle... 5 mile backups? go between them, heh...
<15> what a lame
<15> Hajuu
<18> bleh, amd ships new socket
<15> 0_o
<18> http://www.heise.de/bilder/70443/0/0 1207 pin "socket f"
<19> the ****ing socket
<15> :)
<20> hi there...
<15> hi
<20> i have a problem with the setcookie function and happens something like i this : i have 2 users in a database.I log in with one...it works..i delete the cookies and when i tri tolog in with the other user it logs but with the first...
<18> how do you delete the cookie ?
<20> from ie
<18> how bout making an actual logout button so the server actually forgets the stuff ?
<20> aaa....about that...i down't know how to log out..
<20> would it be better to work with session..?
<18> http://php.net/session
<21> Is it possible to execute php code from a string? For example: $s = "print_r( $_POST )"; execute_string_function( $s ); to do exactly this: print_r( $_POST )?
<15> yes
<22> eval
<15> echo $POST;
<21> thanks
<21> DarkFlib: but isn't this a possble security risc?
<15> yes
<15> no
<15> post more secure then $get
<18> no
<21> sirKNIGHT77: I guess you didn't understood my questin
<15> ok my mistake
<21> sirKNIGHT77: I was talking about eval, not post or get. post was used only as an example
<18> catalinux: yes, mighty risk
<15> time to go to smoke an arguileh, someone wants to join?
<15> by poeple
<7> hahah
<7> I want one
<15> you can t you don t want to come :P
<15> where ya live again?
<15> 40$ add shippment and i ll send you a very nice one
<18> Hajuu: its a waterpipe, not a bong
<15> ya not for grace
<15> ;)
<15> onloy pure tabbaco
<15> only*
<15> irzyxel you have to wait for Hajuu he is a bit slow these days ;P you have to excuse him he is WORKING :D


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