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<0> I'm quite certin google does.
<1> i'd like to know how to get 'pages per second' and 'time took per page' from google then
<0> Ok lemme put it in terms you can understand....
<2> google plz
<2> u noe google?
<3> Heh
<2> plz google....
<3> Sadly, I did not get that you were telling him to google
<0> Funny thing is, Apache AB *does* spider pages if you want it to, muhahahah.
<2> i spik inglash!
<0> [10:31] <1> does anyone know of a benchmarker which spiders instead of hits the same page ?
<0> [10:34] <0> I'm quite certin google does.
<0> Seems pretty clear to me.
<3> Yeah, he asked poorly
<3> I've been up too long for things to be clear
<0> Wherd.
<0> I just had my coffee so I'm on a caffeene high.
<3> I'm on cup #2 of tea for the hour
<2> larmers
<2> I've been up for 5 hours drinking coffee
<3> So.. umm.. everyone give me some money.
<4> I already did.
<4> So quick to forget. tsk tsk tsk.
<3> Did you not give me $0.10, which was all absorbed by PayPal because of their fees?
<4> no dude remember I gave you like $2
<0> Who wants to bet he comes back and complains.
<4> _TaSm: ill take that bet for $1
<4> heh
<3> /ban *!*@*
<3> I'll take that bet!
<4> lolzz
<4> _TaSm loses.
<5> woo, Google Maps and Google Talk for the Blackberry.
<3> If only the blackberry weren't CRAP
<3> heh, actually I've never used/seen one
<3> I really want a Nokia 770
<5> It does **** but my Windows Mobile 5.0 phone's data plan isn't paid for
<3> http://tigert.1g.fi/kuvat/maemo/maemo-hpcalc.jpg/full <- just look at that ***iness
<0> hah
<0> So is that a program on the 770? Or some sort of weird photoshop?
<5> that looks like a calculator
<5> aw ****
<3> Yeah, it's a calculator running on the 770
<5> Is that a touchscreen with a calculator on it?
<3> HP 48
<3> Yes
<5> that is hot
<0> I hear the new 770 will have a better proc. That seems to have been one of the main complaints.
<3> That image was on http://www.tigert.com/ if you care
<3> He works for Nokia, used to do some gimp stuff
<0> I personally really wish palm would get off their ***es and launch ALP
<5> We have the Nokia E6something in the office
<5> No wifi.
<0> "Palm OS 6 / Garnet is gone -- Access is rebranding their OS (and yes, it is now their OS to rebrand) and went "Access Linux Platform," a very sober name for um, the Access platform that runs Linux (kernel 2.6.12 or above, to be exact). "
<0> It'll rock.
<3> I want a FreeBSD one ;D
<3> But that'd be bitchin' to write software for
<6> [07:37] <0> Ok lemme put it in terms you can understand....
<6> [07:37] * _TaSm sets mode: +b *!*@elliot.users.undernet.org
<6> HAHAHA
<3> Think it runs java?
<6> probably
<6> all these gay mobile devices run java
<0> It defentally runs Java.
<6> defentally
<6> nice
<3> Cool
<3> For some odd reason, I like it when devices run java
<6> definitely*
<7> defintely :)
<0> # Standard, commercial-grade Linux kernel - version 2.6.12 and above
<0> # Optimized implementation of GIMP ToolKit (GTK+) - popular open source libraries for the creation of graphical user interfaces
<0> # GStreamer - an open source, modular and multi-threaded streaming media framework
<0> # SQLite - a high-performance database engine commonly used in embedded devices
<7> oops. you're right, style :)
<3> gtk and sqlite? Nice!
<3> Most excellent.
<3> I must get one and write software for it.
<6> sql lite on a mobile device?
<6> haha cool
<0> And *finally* it'll have multithreading.
<0> And hopfully be a windows mobile killer.
<0> Because I ****ing hate windows mobile 5.
<0> Its a total peice of ****.
<0> Crashes constantly.
<6> u like having your cock in mens mouths uh Hajuu
<0> And locks you into Outlook if you want to do sync.
<3> If it's Palm, it will sell well
<6> seems pretty suspect to me.
<3> And the *nix stuff is news to a developer's ears
<4> StyleZed: Yes.
<6> oh
<4> a mouth is a mouth.
<6> a gay is a gay
<6> :)
<3> Just don't use a horse mouth
<6> those teeth
<3> 'cause they can't bite half way
<2> the irony here is that the sharp zaurus sl-5500 has had that sqlite and all that for ages
<6> orly
<3> _TaSm: that elliot guy is asking about spidering benchmarks in #freebsd now
<2> rly
<0> hah nice cai.
<4> man I saw some chick get ****ed by a horse on the net once... and like it ****ed her hips up heaps cause she was a skinny bitch.. but it just wouldnt stop and they couldnt get it off her
<4> lol
<3> dravine: don't do that
<6> heh wash she brazilian?
<7> try tiajuana...
<3> ...
<3> That's just wrong.
<7> or in spanish: Eso es apenas incorrecto
<3> Dirty mexicans
<3> So, SmugWimp, you want to give me money, right?
<7> doesn't everyone?
<3> Evidently not
<3> You should coerce them into it
<7> I'll get right on it.
<3> You can start by giving me some of your own money
<7> How far can you reach out?
<3> Shame you can't get google ads to paypal you your money
<3> 'cause I have like $50 in ads there
<3> Reach out?
<7> I'd have to hand it to you. how far can your arms reach out?
<3> My Paypal arms go all the way to your bank
<3> Man, since google decided to ***rape me for no reason and drop my pagerank, I've had very little ad income
<3> I've made $0.56 in the last week. Yay.
<3> $47.94 total. I want that.
<7> how long does it take to rack up $47.94 with google ads?
<3> Took me like 3 months
<3> With little traffic
<3> I was #1 on google for "php clock" for a long time, then they ***raped me
<3> I'm still #1 on yahoo and msn, though
<3> And on the front page for google
<4> cai
<4> its not their fault
<3> It so is
<4> that everybody finally realised
<3> I did nothing
<4> just how pointless it was.
<3> My clock? Yeah, took 'em long enough.
<4> I mean come on... its a php clock..
<4> lol
<3> But people paid for that ****
<3> So who was I to deny them
<7> I always liked joe pantiolini's line in "Risky Business"... "Kid, in times of a faltering economy, never **** with another man's rice bowl..."
<7> night folks :)
<3> 'night
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