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<0> the same direction where he was just "shot" from
<1> webmail proxying
<1> harrr
<2> i just need it to forward the data and login in hotmail or gmail etc
<0> ( 0 ) ( 0 )
<3> kimberlyz: cURL.
<4> hey, anyone see those muslim cartoons?
<3> I think
<4> i got in trouble for loooking at them at work..how ****ing stupid
<4> looking, as well
<0> yeah, I have
<5> ohhh sweeet. one of my clients I used to work for decided he would just "edit some of my php files on the site"...crash!
<5> down goes his site!
<5> lol
<0> the fact that they got so pissed about that just makes me trust the whole islamic world way less
<2> yeah but i am sure there is tons of scripts that do it
<5> cha-ching!
<0> rdw, charge him double
<0> for fixing it
<5> kimberlyz: we don't pimp pre-written scripts
<4> they were really funny...i love the 'stop guys, we've run out of virgins' with the line of suicide bombers coming up to heaven
<5> dravine: w0rd.
<6> phatlip, next time you are at work watch this see if they give you the same **** http://michellemalkin.com/archives/004448.htm
<0> I should start a religion
<0> so I could wage a holy war
<0> I bet that's what L Ron Hubbard was thinking too
<3> Wage a holy war against your neighbour
<0> tom cruise won't be as good as bin laden though
<3> attack him with a bucket on your head and ****
<3> with a mop
<0> wiffle bat > *
<6> tom cruise will insist on hiring doubles for his suicide bombings and people will stop believing him after is third "sacrifice"
<0> yeah
<0> or worse
<0> he'll break oprah's couch next time and never be invited back on the show
<3> I seriously dont get why middle eastern men are so ****ing angry.. all..the..time...
<0> and then the Opraelis will cut off all aid to the scientologists
<0> all their book club memberships will be cancelled
<3> ahaha book club
<4> dravine: haha
<5> phatlip_: standup comedian talking about the 72 virgins as a reward for suicide bombing one time. he says "I don't know how much motivation that would be for me. I mean, you guys ever been with a virgin? Don't know if I could do that 72 times...'Ouch..no, wait...no, ok...wait is that my mom coming up the stairs? ok what's this mean? ouch ouch ouch'. **** that. give me a couple of a virgins and then like 70 slutty girls. girls so nasty they could teach
<3> I remember that **** from the third grade
<4> rdw: HAHA
<5> ;D
<3> I want to rape an islam chick then make her kill herself for her crime if she goes to the police.
<4> that is awesome dude..
<3> That sure would teach her.
<7> how i can do this: if() { www.true.com} else {www.false.com}
<4> Hajuu: thats a little sick
<4> zuluman: wtf
<7> :$
<6> Hajuu, no alchohol, no drugs, no music, bend over five times a day and smell someone elses ***, dude id be waiting for an excuse to go and kill SOMETHING many times over
<3> ?
<0> no drugs?
<0> you can't be serious
<3> They totally have drugs.
<3> And music
<7> on true contidion i want to redirect the user to some page otherwise to another page
<0> I guess in Islam, hash, opium, heroin, etc aren't drugs
<6> not the "stric"
<3> but I mean
<3> not even the people IN the middle east
<3> Like I know an islam adult of iraq decendancy, but he is australian... Angryest guy.
<4> rdw: who was that comedian?
<7> dravine they all are prohibited in Islam
<4> Hajuu: yeah i know an egyptian....very short fuse. is off work because he beat a guy up in a train
<0> guess there's a lot who don't care about the prohibition then
<5> phatlip_: i wish I could remember. it was "Premium Blend" on Comedy central so it was a bunch of comedians all in a row :\
<4> broke two fingers
<0> bin laden included
<8> shame they don't prohibit being psycotic
<8> is the best way to parse an RSS feed to make each item an object ?
<7> header( 'Location: http://www.yoyo.com/index.php' ) ;
<7> i can't use this couz i have some text before <?php ?>
<9> Get rid of the text.
<4> zuluman: try ob_start()
<7> is there other way round
<4> check the manual for output buffering
<7> okie let me check thanks
<3> argh
<3> dont tell him to use output buffering
<3> you bastard
<7> :|
<10> expell him
<11> how do i tell pregmatch to not allow spaces and allow only a-z letters & 0-9 digits ? if (!preg_match("/^[a-zA-Z0-9|\s]+$/",$dname2))
<7> don't get angry dude, if you say so i won't use it :)
<8> someone want to answer me
<3> Angelina_
<3> pretty close
<5> Ang3lu5: oh geez, i'm sorry. let me get right on that.
<5> sorry it's taking me so long, i know you're busy.
<8> thanks
<3> LOL
<5> Ang3lu5: if you don't get an answer within 5 minutes, you get a _full_ refund, ok?
<4> Hajuu: why? its the only way to do it if he wants text before a header() his problem if he doesn't know how bad practice it is.
<3> No. Its not the only way.
<3> The only propper way would be to reorganise your script.
<3> so that it has the header at the top.
<8> rdw if it was possible to refund wasted time then you would have to queue up behing the person that sold me a ticket to go see narnia
<4> Ang3lu5: that bad?
<5> Ang3lu5: actually, my severely sarcastic point was that you don't pay for support on irc so quit yer bitchin' about lack thereof
<3> Ang3lu5: Do people generally line up to give YOU refunds?
<8> i wasn't bitchen
<3> ;)
<7> i want to redirect a user on some condition
<8> i was asking if anyone was gonna answer
<8> Hajuu all the time
<5> Ang3lu5: i bet you're a blast to hang out with
<6> LOL
<3> http://b.casalemedia.com/V2/52104/65939/743.jpeg
<3> I know its advertising
<3> but GODDAMNED
<3> those are some fine titties
<5> they are amazing tots
<6> when was the last time you saw something other than sheep dude?
<9> Sheep are an NZ thing
<8> i'm from wales
<8> sheep are a welsh thing
<5> http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/dfp-Wigger-Overdosage.html
<6> str_replace("pregnant dingos","sheep", $above);
<5> hahaha, i benchpress more than this with my cack: http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/wigger_ville_26.jpg
<3> Ophiocus
<3> Last night
<3> with your mum.
<6> you are wrong, shes a dingo too
<6> i type with my snout
<3> ****, you know your ****ed when you dont even have any friends on myspace
<3> haha
<3> (Not that I ever actually use it, but still)
<1> I have 4 friends on Myspace I do not care about
<1> want them?
<1> :p
<3> any of them real hot?
<5> M0tH3r[x]: add me on myspace, nigga!
<3> and willing to be a camwhore?
<5> you too, Hajuu
<1> hah
<1> I'd bet not
<3> :(
<3> haahah
<3> Youd never find me
<3> I have emo cloaking powers.
<3> that allow me to hide and cry in complete stealth
<1> I wish I was emo
<8> whats a camwhore ?
<3> Ask your mother.
<5> ok, i'm calling fair-catch and dissalowing any "mom" jokes. it's too easy at this point, so just don't do it
<3> She is one.
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