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<0> yeah thats the nick
<0> *in royal event beafeater yells* "Mr ***face and Mss Cocknose"
<1> haha
<0> can hear all the dukes and counts giggling from here
<2> how come no matter how rotten of a pornographic term you search for in google video, it always returns at least one American Film Institute interview with Andy Griffith?
<2> I'm looking to rub one out, not think about Aunt Bee and Opey taylor.
<1> hehe
<1> i think google should introdude pron.google.com
<2> no doubt
<2> best ****ing idea i've heard all day
<0> lol
<1> woot
<3> Aunt Bee was a freak...
<3> that's why ;)
<0> would make em rich
<2> i won't lie...i'd hit it
<0> <- where the **** has this guy been living the last 10 years?
<2> auth bee had big titties
<3> but it matched the rest of her... heh
<2> lol
<1> lol
<2> yes, yes it did
<3> Women with Big Tits usually grow around them... :\
<0> except if they get into country music
<3> If you find a small woman with Big Tits, either they're fake, or she hasn't exploded yet...
<2> yes, skinny chicks with natural big titties are God's way of saying "this world may ****, but here's something to help you make it through"
<2> a work of art, if you will
<0> heh
<3> That would be Thailand :)
<2> SmugWimp: does thailand have skinny big tittied girls?
<0> yeah his actual message was "milk, does a body good" but we re just a bounch of sick ****s
<3> oh yes
<3> and some koreans, and chinese...
<2> Ophiocus: lol
<2> SmugWimp: i gotta come see that
<2> oriental women are hot++
<3> not too many japanese or filipina's though... :(
<1> ive seen a few big breasted japs in my lifetime
<1> it was hot+++
<0> rdw its time you flesh out a "cocking world tour"
<2> bitches would love me in the orient
<3> what you want is a nice viet-french or cambodian-french mix... I have NEVER seen women more drop dead gorgeous in my life...
<3> they would indeed...
<2> i'm a huge mother****er. i'd be like godzilla with a cack stomping through their town
<1> ahhhhhh cackzilla!!
<2> lol
<2> i'd step off the plane swinging my junk
<3> That's why I loved Japan... I'm Mr. Average, but over there, I'm Muy Macho, lol!
<0> who ll save the day then ? ultrapoon?
<2> haha, awesome
<2> lmao @ ultrapoon
<1> haha
<2> ultra is the most 80's word ever
<2> oh, just FYI...the amount of whiskey i've had already tonight weighs more than most of you...so don't expect any major intellectualism from me
<3> I never did ;)
<2> bring on the titty conversation and the **** jokes!
<2> whooooooooooo
<1> mmmm titties
<2> good grief i love titties
<0> spelling while intoxicated, awe inspiring ****
<2> i'm a pro. don't try this at home.
<1> i could never be gay i have a very big fondness of breasts i could never let go
<2> dude, the building manager where i work
<0> lol yeah for safety only try that in a public cybercoffe
<2> titties so big i dont' know how she walks without knocking herself out
<2> they're out of control
<2> it's amazing...she's like 32, probably 5' 5"
<1> hehe
<2> everytime i come out of the elevevator she's right there...and i about crash into those funbags
<1> id "fall" and grab them for support "sorry"
<2> LOL
<2> dude, i should totally try that
<2> i'd blow a load from just touching them
<0> shame there aint a stumble move that could end in you cocking her sternum
<1> it could be
<1> if she wasnt wearing panties and had a skirt on
<1> though i dont know how you could apologize for that
<2> good grief...
<2> hahah
<2> i'd like to just grab them and run
<0> apologise? "50$ for the pleasure bitch"
<2> *honk honk* SEE YA!
<1> haha
<2> i bet her husband hotdog buns those things every night
<2> i would
<1> me too if shes as hot as you say
<2> she's decent...the tots are just so big...
<2> goodness
<2> ok, we gotta change topics or i'ma have to change pants
<1> hahaha
<0> your at home your drunk, id be trying to type with my cock if i were you
<2> aight, i think it's safer for me to just go watch TV. 'night all
<2> lol
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<2> cack typing
<0> -who wrote that **** code? -a ****
<0> dam i think my crt is about to go b0rk,. its flickering in the upper half
<4> demolish it
<0> i bet you are a scientist
<4> well almost
<4> went to science school :P
<0> it shows
<4> but anyways, anything carrying a cathode-ray tube should be demolished
<4> shooting electrons at the speed of light into your brains just isn't healthy
<4> staring at pixels changing color is by far much more relaxing for the eye
<0> tell that to my bank account :)
<4> pah, eat salad for a month :)
<4> you'll end up healthier and richer!
<3> look at it as a savings to your power bill, if you get a new LCD monitor...
<3> you'll save the cost in about a year, you'll save your eyes immediately :)
<1> now to get power saving puters
<3> and the brain... well, there may not be any hope for that... ;)
<5> too bad desktops seem to be draining more and more power
<5> at least gaming desktops
<3> this is my config.inc that I plan to use:
<3> $MyPath = path_info('tmpl/')
<3> so, now I'm getting "undefined function". Do I need to declare this a global thing, or is my syntax screwed up...?
<3> Call to undefined function: path_info()
<6> its pathinfo
<3> oh. no underscore?
<3> **** you're right...
<3> sorry!
<3> I hate it when I do that...
<7> Hi, I am trying to update my mysql, but the field that I want to update is also the field in my WHERE...
<7> mysql_query("UPDATE tubmailing SET age='$age',***e='$***e',ville='$ville',choix1='$choix1',choix2='$choix2',choix3='$choix3',choix4='$choix4',choix5='$choix5' WHERE courriel='$courriel' AND accesscode='$code'");
<7> I want to update accesscode with '0'
<0> and thats a php question because ->?
<3> ok... This works:
<3> $MyPath = pathinfo('tmpl/')
<3> Now how can I reference (correctly) to this, using $MyPath:
<3> <?php include(tmpl/sheader.html'); ?>
<3> Cause (keeping in mind, I'm new to this) join/implode isn't working, nor does echo/print seem to help...
<3> actually, it's <?php include('tmpl/sheader.html'); ?>
<0> a wild guess; <?php include("$MyPath/sheader.html"); ?>
<8> DCC SEND "1234567891011"
<0> zephyr46, you need to work on your DCC SEND "1234567891011" issue
<0> heh
<3> damn... why are the simple things so hard, and the hard things... harder... lol! thanks Ophiocus!!
<3> apparently, my common sense is pretty uncommon, lol!
<8> DCC SEND "1234567891011"
<8> steves a great guy
<8> leaves on demand
<9> Guess norton *hasnt* been updated yet.
<8> DCC SEND "1234567891011"
<9> Hah.
<8> DCC SEND "1234567891011"
<9> ^Pinky^ Wanna see somthing fun?
<8> sure
<8> DCC SEND "1234567891011"
<9> Ok hang on, dont type it.
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