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<0> Ah good to see you guys care.
<0> Ill show you the same amount of care if you ever come in here with tales of how it feels like YOUR been stabbed in the chest with swords of fire
<1> actually... they' don't give a damm. ;))
<2> at least the banana upgrade didint use your anal port, should be thankfull for that
<2> Hajuu, you got chest pains?
<0> Quite badly
<3> well Hajuu we did say go to the doctor
<3> it's probably gas though
<3> since you're 17
<2> anal port keeps sending "bussy" signals
<0> not when ive had them for weeks.
<3> it's all the semen in your diet
<0> thought they would solve themselves
<2> well most cancer types in the lungs dont hurt till you get kidney failure so thats ,. not really out but am trying to be re***uring here
<0> yeah nah I dont think its lung cancer
<0> feels more like my heart
<4> wich function to use if i need to print something if the user gives a number between 10 and 20 ?
<0> probably a cholesterol thing
<3> r3ptor, echo
<2> anyway your doctor will tell you something that dosent entail anal jokes
<0> nah my doctor is an ***hole
<3> or not, depending on how big a douche he is
<2> ha!
<0> all he is good for is handing out pills and not asking questions
<3> r3ptor, don't /msg me stupid ***
<2> pun-o-theday
<3> read the ****ing manual
<3> www.php.net/echo
<5> go to a heart doctor directly then
<2> yeah like those in the magazines
<2> "dear mr heart, i ve got chest pains" "dear reader what type of a ****ing moron are you? am here for relationship problems you dumb***"
<2> time to go to work see ya all
<0> maybe I will go see my ***hole doctor
<0> if I can fool him into giving me some ketamine
<0> god I love ketamine
<6> hello
<6> i need a clock of USA, United Kingdom, India, Phillipines and Rusia
<6> it would be quite simple: i take the time and add +hours according to each country
<6> but now, there is one but: the Daylight savings time
<3> hah pwn3d
<2> lol
<2> define a boolean in your code that shifts according to date then if true +1 hour etc
<6> or is there some cl*** already written for this?
<3> hrm
<3> amazing
<3> #php looks _nothing_ like www.google.com
<2> you may also want to define which countries use the daytime saving doohikkie
<3> where do you see the resemblance?
<2> i know i know the blue text
<2> got me a brownie point?
<6> Ophiocus, it can be either +1 or -1
<2> efektivus, well, yeah, your point is?
<6> i believe there should be some easier way to get out of this mess.. :)
<2> told you what you to do, now do it
<2> no there aint
<2> o well
<2> set ugt
<6> ugt?
<2> set your clock to the country then read the time
<2> something like that i dont remember the acronyms but its in php.net
<2> get a new date object set it to the time zome read it
<2> ho and get lost
<2> :D
<6> Ophiocus, oh, well, it seems a little bit too much for someone as lazy as me :)
<6> gotta search a pre-made script or hire someone..
<6> anyways, thanks
<2> then your ****ed dude
<6> yeah, same for you :)
<7> omg.. doing daylight savings is too much work?
<7> hahaha
<0> Veterinarians often use ketamine with sedative drugs to produce balanced anaesthesia and analgesia
<0> lol analgesia
<6> NeB{wRk}, or isn't it?
<2> i use ketamine for recreational purposes only
<0> Me too man
<0> its ****ing awsome hey
<0> It would be my favorite drug ever
<3> hehe
<0> also the hardest drug ive ever done id guess
<2> no perceptual change,. only the fact that you seem to be two inches from the ground
<2> :D
<3> ****ing horse tranqelizers
<0> ****
<0> I took it at school
<0> the first time I did
<3> that's because you are two inches from the ground, trying to stay awake
<2> ketamine is actually for cats i think
<0> dravine: nah its nothing like that
<0> ketamine is for all kinds of things
<3> how much did you try?
<0> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketamine
<3> I know about it
<0> I took a really large hit
<3> hit?
<0> id say about 500g
<0> er
<0> mg
<3> snort?
<2> we would microwave it to podwer form then sniff
<0> nah jubes lol
<3> when I was in high school a kid had a sack of it in powder form
<0> ill never forget that horrible taste
<3> part of his probation was 'volunteering' at the vet
<2> lol
<3> we did some huge rails of it
<0> haha
<2> social work here i come!
<3> I mean, big as my pinkie finger huge
<3> mother ****er
<3> it was like getting your head caved in with a sledgehammer of dumb
<7> The drug was first used on American soldiers during the Vietnam War, but is often avoided now because it can cause unpleasant out-of-body experiences
<0> Anyone know one of those forums where they discuss what symptoms you can fake to get prescription drugs?
<2> lol i aint that lame dude
<2> weed and what falls near me, period
<0> meh
<0> like I said
<0> it was my favorite
<0> but I cant get it anymore
<0> like buy it
<0> and just wanna try it again cause its been like 2 years
<2> how come? dealer got busted for not paying his fare share to cops?
<7> maybe you should find something better to do with your life ^^
<0> NeB{wRk}: Like what? Work to buy material **** I dont need? :/
<0> to give my life "meaning"
<0> **** your meaning, leave me to my own.
<0> dont judge me on your own imposed ideals.
<0> biatch
<7> haha
<2> spiritual elevation through drug intake, ****ing hinjus had it going man
<2> can you grow peyote in auz?
<2> i mean is it feasible,
<2> **** late bye
<0> ...if you got like 60 years
<0> burden on society? Why? I dont ask for **** from society
<0> doesnt seem like theres any way to get it legally like that anyway
<2> i dont care i sentence you to misplace your stash every second week for a year
<3> that's the bitch about drugs
<3> getting, having, and using them are usually not legal
<0> meh
<0> I dont care if its legal
<0> I just wish it was easy
<3> hehe
<3> get a part time job at a vet
<5> :p
<0> could hey..
<0> not actually such a bad idea
<0> since I need a new job anyway
<3> yeah
<0> though I think it would be reasonibly locked down
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