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<0> bechick
<0> hrm.. wonder if she's hott
<1> hey :) I'm running the London marathon. To raise money for charity, I am realeasing a song. Is there a way, once a user has donated using justgiving.com, that they can be re-directed to a download?
<2> doubt it... its probably a big haiiry bloke
<0> yeah but she could be hott
<1> can you guys help me ?:P
<0> hrm...
<0> are you hot?
<1> yes
<1> very
<2> not familiar with justgiving.com... sorry
<1> it's ok
<3> i know how you could do it with pay pal
<0> ooo she's very hott
<0> somehow I don't believe her



<0> wonder if she has a pic
<1> yeah, but without a business account, you can only accept a certain amount and they have fees:(
<2> prehaps she might be hot *after* the marathon
<0> perhaps
<0> or maybe she's getting 'hot' after my harrasment
<3> and wet
<0> mmm hot and wet
<0> that'd be awesome
<1> well, I could set up my webcam, if you'll help me :)
<0> oooooo
<0> now that might be an option
<0> to bad I'm lazy
<0> heh
<4> just giving should have that redirect option, look that up
<0> besides I have porn on demand
<3> pod
<4> they ll ask you to show your tities before anything and wont prolly deliver if you even do that
<0> but eldritch could probabbly hook her up
<0> Ophiocus: STFU
<4> cmon its for charity
<3> JC^Omega illd ratehr plug myself inj
<0> yeah
<0> I am charity
<4> LOL
<5> I need to introduce swf in php- nuke as it I can make use translator google
<4> my barin just exploded
<4> along with my brain
<0> anyways
<1> mmmmm
<0> webchick: I have a client that's trying to do the same thing
<0> I have no real desire to mess with it
<1> yeah? Well, i'm tempted to use paypal
<0> or else I'd help yah
<3> you know barin is scotish for baby :-)
<0> that's what he's plannin on doin
<1> I just need a script I can trust
<5> I need to introduce swf in php- nuke as it I can make use translator google
<3> trust no one, back against the wall, keep your laser handy
<4> CopaAir, i to tell me milkshake you fun yes?
<0> I just need some one to come over and fsck my brains out ;)
<2> Ophiocus, milkshake no fun shheep swimming flash php
<4> ho topper so you are on linux huh?
<1> does anyone know a good FREE php paypal download script
<1> it's a complete waste of time searching
<1> so many come up :(
<2> yup...
<0> free ...lol
<5> I do not understand anything or the translator translates bad
<4> webchick, whats your site address?
<4> LOL
<1> i've not set one up yet
<4> i c
<4> well kinda broadens your choices
<1> I've had one before
<4> webchick, you do any coding yourself?
<1> when I did the marathon last year
<1> I can configure and write some PHP
<5> lower a block that has games but when it installs it does not load the single flash leaves a white screen
<1> and I can of course do HTML etc
<4> whats that name again? just give right?



<5> and in HTML the animation works well
<1> justgiving.com
<0> webchick if I knew anything about it I'd help you but I don't really
<1> well, I checked out the page setup. It's all very basic and you can't specify "redirect" pages or anything
<4> how did you do last year?
<6> Hi, I have a configuration problem, It concern php.ini, I use php5 and apache2, when I put php.ini in c:\php the extention are not considered, when I put it in c:\windows, php scripting is not interpretted ?! What can I do ?
<7> phpinfo() should tell you which php.ini is used, then edit php.ini and set the extensions dir
<1> very well. But this is the 1st time i'm selling something to raise money
<1> i.e. a digital download
<3> delete windows would be a good start
<6> ... Eldritch I use freebsd for serving my website, but I have to go to live in Luxembourg and I will not have internet and I will not take a server with me, I need to take a apache/php with me for doing my second job
<6> ...
<6> when I try phpinfo(), if php.ini is in c:\php it is not interpretted
<6> I mean no additional modules are loaded
<1> me = giveup :(
<4> webchick, i sent an email with that question lets see what happens
<6> when I try phpinfo() if php.ini is in c:\windows, php is not reconized and not interpretted, I mean page source look like <?=phpinfo()?>
<4> <-likes getting in trouble for free
<4> :P
<7> dont use short tags if you havent even setup your server for anything
<3> i use short tags bahahahahaha
<1> i'm off
<1> bye for now
<4> have fun
<6> someone serious to help me ?
<7> oh **** it
<4> littlebens, 1) make sure your pages are in the document root specified in your server config and make sure the php apptype is there too
<6> they are
<4> erm 2) em,.. have a beer?
<6> yeah :p
<6> lol
<4> littlebens, did you restart your server?
<6> the problem is located in php.ini I think
<6> yes I did
<6> two cases :
<6> php.in in windows dir : php is not reconized
<6> php.ini in php : a default php.ini seems to be used and extention are not loaded
<4> littlebens, you may have more than one file called php.ini in your system,. do a search for it
<6> ok It search
<6> normally, where should php.ini located ?
<4> anywhere in your system path as long as its only one file,. else the first found is used
<6> ok
<6> and is there a tool to check the syntax of that file ?
<6> or it there a file where errors are written ?
<4> sure, look up your instalation guides its all there
<6> I removed all the php.ini file
<6> and I re-add one in c:\php
<6> and added c:\php in path
<6> but does not run
<6> is there a tool to verify the syntax of php.ini file ?
<4> need to reboot for path to take effect
<4> the ini file is simply value/name pairs
<7> or put it into the windows dir, cause that already is in the path, heh+
<6> oki
<4> one beer and ill be back to sleep
<4> hurray
<3> i have a BDay party to go to this afternoon for a cute chick.
<3> im not expecting much excitment, she is only turning 1
<8> that takes 'get them while they're young' to a whole new level
<3> i jsut hope there is booze, or im leaving
<8> lol
<4> booze? you ll get yell-o cake and barneycup served fruitpunch
<3> maybe i should turn up drunk and hit on her
<3> "how YOU doing"
<8> heh
<4> Eldritch, you should be thinking about the possible milfing to be had
<3> yeah, i could be a mother-****er
<3> and go **** some moms
<9> the baby is 1? then how young is the mom?
<9> you know she's into it
<3> early 30's
<4> man
<3> old, but so am i


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