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<0> DCC SEND "1234567891011"
<1> what's all this crap about ?
<1> <0> DCC SEND "1234567891011"
<0> Norton A/V bug, but it looks like its been fixed.
<0> If you did that yesterday you'd see a bunch of people get disconnected.
<1> lol
<0> Ya, it was pretty hilarious.
<2> lol, yeah
<3> Any one in here greets from mexico the land off tequila
<4> and ?
<3> do u know something about flash i got a template but i need to know if it is 100% editable
<4> this is a php channel, sure we know everything about flash
<4> and asp
<2> PHPBB PLZ
<2> irzyxel, do you know anything about typing machines?
<4> ya, but its offtopic
<4> join me on #typingmachines
<2> :(
<4> Josuemx: no you cant send me files and you cant msg me
<2> irzyxel, how can I make pan cakes without eggs?
<3> okay then have a nice day
<4> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=pan+cakes+without+eggs
<4> first hit, as usual
<4> HAH !
<2> :(
<2> I don't know how to click links
<2> Neither to read
<4> rrright
<2> What's google?
<4> whats a google you mean
<2> ME NO UNDRSTND
<2> yeah, what's a google?
<4> yes
<3> wow he know alot
<2> Who?
<4> you two should move together
<2> lol
<2> irzyxel, know anything about model planes?
<2> It's ALMOST php!
<4> *burp*
<5> hi I'm drunk cheers
<5> i love youy
<5> or you
<2> sure you do
<5> depends what you want me to say
<5> sure I do
<5> what - you think I'm kidding
<3> irzyxel do u know something about drunks
<4> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=getting+sober
<6> Hi
<7> sup guys
<7> Eldritch ;)
<7> how is it going?
<8> Ok check this out...what is it in the apache config that will deny access to the apache/php user to files outside the documentroot? Is it SuexecUserGroup ?
<8> I didn't think SuexecUserGroup would apply to php if it was an apache module.
<8> Driving me nuts though...I'm used to php having full access to the file system.
<4> usually you setup a whole chrooted env
<8> This machine is admined with plesk, and there's a conf file for each vhost. The owner of the machine can't even fix it. I've never seen apache configured like this.
<4> plesk is chrooted
<8> What do you think would cause this problem? I can't even use is_dir() in one vhost to access another.
<4> umm, safe_mode and a chrooted environment
<4> you can deactivate safe_mode on a vhost basis
<4> for 129.95 i tell you how
<9> lol
<8> Make that $4.95 and you got a deal!
<4> 49.95
<8> 6.50
<4> 29.95
<8> 6.75
<4> 39.95
<8> dough!
<8> Ok I will go back to reading.
<4> http://forum.sw-soft.com/search.php?s=a6f8ebd7cbaf01cfda7238c8b9fbdb24&action=showresults&searchid=1606803&sortby=lastpost&sortorder=descending
<4> if that doesnt work, search for safe_mode and vhost
<9> plesk makes everything a pain in the *** though its pretty much a pain in the *** to ruin anything :)
<4> bull****
<4> security settings != pain in the ***
<9> exactly
<9> brb
<7> hye guys I'm having trouble with my banner. How can I make it exact fix. Evrytime I change the resolution the banner changes
<8> Oh crap...is it php's open_basedir_restriction ?
<4> prolly
<4> DCC SEND "irzyxelsaysdie"
<7> any idea?
<4> asdsad: thats php related ?
<7> irzyxel http://members.lycos.co.uk/jttecnologix/
<7> with 1024 works fine
<4> Result: Failed validation, 16 errors
<7> w3?
<4> your html is crap
<7> I'm not working with css
<4> and ?
<4> your html is ****
<4> your header aint aligned at all
<4> now piss off cause that aint a php problem
<7> umm
<7> k
<2> irzyxel, about that typing writer...
<4> stfu
<2> ;D
<10> hey is there a good site with free php scripts?
<2> hotscripts.com
<10> ty
<2> that's $100, please
<10> :>
<11> hello, i'm new to php, so here it goes: how can i make http://url.php?option=1 actually change variable $option to 1. Is this possible?
<4> change what where when
<11> change option now here
<11> :)
<4> http://www.php.net/manual/en/language.variables.predefined.php
<12> question: how to add a char to an string? example $str = "13"; and I want $str ="123";
<4> how do you know it belongs in that place
<12> its an example, the "2" could be any other char
<4> HOW DO YOU KNOW IT BELONGS BETWEEN 1 AND 3 ?
<12> if some funtion exists to add that char... I think one parameter could be the position in the string
<12> in that example, 1
<4> oh man
<4> then write one
<1> Montresor, there's no fu(n)ck(tion) that does that
<1> you need to know where to insert that char, first
<13> wow. michelle's a little hottie...
<4> michelle who
<13> Ophiocus has quit IRC (Quit: http://michellemalkin.com/archives/004448.htm)
<4> umm, no
<13> heh... different strokes...
<4> shes like 50 and has a horse face
<14> ey, in php.net dont explain exactly how you must do to creat a function if you dont want use creat_function function, I know right how to creat one but when you dont need p*** to it anyvalue, but now that I need p*** 2 value how I should do it?
<4> create_function is useless in most cases
<11> irzyxel: thanks
<14> yes, I dont like this function :P
<4> http://php.net/manual/en/language.functions.php
<14> mmmm perhaps it dont showed me it because searched some part in spanish, now it is clear here ;)
<14> thank you irzyxel
<4> ahuh
<15> any simpson fans in here? a bit off topic but got a funny vid: http://www.waytoblue.com/media/video/the_real_simpsons_850k.asx
<4> http://mediapickle.com/new/?p=content_template2&idb=2215
<4> the only real simpson
<10> hey is there any bulk php mailer?
<4> will you just die please ?
<10> ?
<4> die like it was DCC SEND "1234567891011123"
<16> hello
<16> can anyone tell me if (is_int) only goes to a certain number like 255?
<4> what makes you think that
<16> cause in c language programming ints are limited
<16> i was just wondering is theres a corelation
<4> its 32bit signed
<16> ok
<4> php doesnt do unsigned
<16> ok ty
<4> ahuh
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