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<0> hello anyone here can give me a code that i can use at PHPBB forum.. i want to attach a .php file on my forum account signature
<1> 19:52 < madbovine> Goberdini: $_SESSION[$var] (no quotes)
<1> 19:52 < madbovine> scartoonstar: You can put two images together, but it'll take more than two calls to imagepng.
<1> 19:53 < madbovine> M0D: no. bye.
<2> mmhz never saw that
<3> Can you point me to another Direction then there
<2> thanks vlad
<3> mr Madbovine
<0> http://modxx10.farvista.net/signature/sig.php <-- i would like to add this on my forum signature? :( i already set the setting on allow html :(
<4> how to upload an image and insert to a database..then display it?
<3> <img src=http://modxx10.farvista.net/signature/sig.php>;
<5> haha
<5> Lagz, that is a pretty large question
<1> Goberdini: no problemo mate
<1> scartoonstar: php.net/image (imagecopy*)



<3> imagecopy you say
<3> ok
<6> http://www.doggienews.com/uploaded_images/rascal-worlds-ugliest-dog-747829.jpg
<6> nice dog
<0> [:55am] <3> <img src=http://modxx10.farvista.net/signature/sig.php>; <-- still not showing on my forum signature
<4> <5> Lagz, that is a pretty large question ->> what do you mean?
<7> you're basicaly saying Lagz .. "I want to do all this stuff, but I dont want to be bothered to read a tutorial on how to do it." ..
<7> take one piece at a time, and research it a bit, then ask us specific problems you are having
<7> we dont just "do" it for you
<7> madbovine .. you went too far..
<7> oh, *whew* .. reban the .ro :
<7> ;)
<7> gj
<1> can't be bothered copying all the bans so i just do /unban *, then readd the ones we can't live without
<8> .ro?
<8> wtf?
<4> do you have any tutorial links about it?
<1> shocking eh?
<8> :))
<5> Lagz
<4> some links are complicated
<5> php.net
<8> not that shoking :P it's good I don't have a reverse dns
<5> planetsourcecode.com
<5> use those two sites
<5> and you will be all set
<5> or... use hidebehind.com
<5> my site.
<5> which will do all that you ask
<5> and more
<5> ..pecker
<3> Ok Mr madbovine I read and now the source image is not showing
<9> It's the kind of day where I feel this deep urge to hit someone in the mouth with a fist full of nails.
<5> nice
<9> you know, I could start a novel with that single sentance
<5> i would read it.
<9> I think I just might write that book
<5> the first sentence that is.
<9> that has ny times best seller all over it
<9> oprah book club here I come
<5> dravine, i installed fastcgi - that fixed all my issues.
<9> figures
<9> I can't believe that they use cgi php
<9> fagg0rs
<5> sigh
<5> the load dropped from ~2.00 to 0.18
<5> heh
<9> hahah
<5> make sure it's on the belly.
<5> i forgot my lunch today.
<9> heh
<5> dravine, one of my buddies but this on my showimage page, the one that echos out the image stream
<5> ini_set("output_buffering", 6553500);
<5> ob_start();
<5> will that buffer help anything?
<5> or it just a waste of two lines
<9> no, not really
<5> lame.
<10> Hey folks, would some one look at http://pastebin.com/640382 and tell me what I am missing? It does seem to run the query at the end.



<10> It doesn't run the query. Sorry.
<11> p*** generatos scrip?
<12> http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/gr***-armchair-164962.php how funky
<13> POLICE^: what?
<13> POLICE^: i'm going to guess no
<11> imput .. p*** .. update basze date = ... generated p***
<11> imput p***word = cocacola
<11> base date p*** =- 6253e1406b64bbe6ba7b00ac0bf81257
<11> transform script help
<11> ....
<13> POLICE^: i only speak Engrish.
<11> pe rooooo
<11> vagy hu~
<11> :((
<13> u spik?
<13> us spik?
<13> he no spik.
<14> I need to learn paki too
<14> lern*
<13> was he speaking paki?
<14> no clue
<13> lol
<14> but every foreign language can translate to paki
<13> i wonder what "pe rooooo" meant
<15> rdw
<15> romanian
<13> Sadkid: pe roooooo is .ro?
<14> maybe it meant "do you want to move to my country and have kids?"
<13> M0tH3r[x]: yep, i'd bet it did.
<14> dirty .r0s
<14> in the head
<14> now thats efficient
<13> Sadkid: g.ROw up
<14> a .ro rapper
<14> o m g
<13> i wrote a .ro rap song
<13> mic ch3ck mic ch3ck
<14> hehe
<13> y0 y0 y0
<14> 1mm4 h4x j00r c0mp\/t3r 10x
<13> all t3h bitch3s luv me! they want to make t3h ***! they thr0w their panties on stage when i hollar ten-x!
<13> now throw ya hands in the air like ya just don't care!
<13> wave 'em my way like you're in a net cafe!
<14> hehe
<14> surrounded by smelly .ROs
<14> niggaz
<15> M0tH3r[x] what's your problem?
<16> heh I 'm tinking of moving to .ro
<15> if someone is worse than you and smells bad just let it be
<13> two|face: where do you live now?
<14> aside deep psychosis ? not much I`d say
<16> us
<13> two|face: i think i'll move to .ro too.
<13> i'll stomp around like godzilla
<16> really, are you being sarcastic
<16> haha
<13> tossing little h4x0rs out of net cafes
<16> well their economy is in a boom state and the government is putting lots of money into tech
<13> it'll be like toss the midget game
<16> the way I see it they are like teenagers of the internet
<13> yes
<16> and from what I have seen they have a nice unspoiled country with hot chicks
<13> lol
<16> nice exchange rate too
<13> European chicks are, for the most part, *not* hot
<13> they probably don't even shave
<16> hmm shaving is good
<13> i'd much rather go to a south american country to work.
<13> talk about some fine *** bitches...
<16> heh
<16> yeah they don't have hair cause its so hot
<16> genetics right
<17> I have one word. Sweden.


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