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<0> Damn, I have soooooooooo much cleaning to do this weekend.
<0> My basement is a total ****hole.
<0> I have two construction prodjcts I started that I need to finish too.
<0> And now I need to remodel the bathroom.
<0> Oh joy.
<1> I'm taking care of 2 cats for the next week or so, and one of them has made it clear that she doesn't like me.
<0> The only fun thing I'll be doing this weekend is installing a big *** stereo system for my boss.
<2> well
<0> I just told him to buy like 4 things.
<2> now that makes it everyone eh Tamahome_
<2> :P
<3> awww
<3> poor hajuu broke his pipe
<0> hahh
<3> heh
<3> oh, hey!
<3> I could get a box from managed.com
<3> lol
<4> evening
<3> it only runs our business, nothing important. O.o
<0> ?
<0> DWism www.ill****inghostit.com
<1> hahahahah
<3> hehe
<5> nice
<0> Its ligit.
<3> I just get stressed out because I don't want our admin machine in our shared network
<5> i have somewhere to post dravine's moms videostreams now
<5> =D
<6> heh
<6> fag
<5> lol
<3> since running monitoring from the same network is ... err.. what's the word... ****ing stupid?
<3> heh
<0> Ya I guess it would be.
<0> Just get an external host to dupe yoru script on, or relay the requests.
<3> nagios doesn';t dupe well
<0> Ah, nagios.
<0> Ya it dont.
<3> but i also want our site and stuff to be accessible of the shared dc is having issues
<3> it's just a GoodIdea(tm) to have them in different locations
<0> The monitering script I buitl a while back allowed me to drop a simple .php onto a bunch of very cheap hosts so I could then have multihomed monitering for cheap.
<3> but it means i pay a RediculiousPrice(tm) on the admin machine. :)
<3> right now i'm shelling out like $90/month for a pos sitting on freaking cogent b/w
<0> Well 90 is pretty cheap.
<3> well
<3> cogent is pretty crap
<3> :D
<0> There arn't many cheaper hosts for dedicated.
<0> True.
<1> yeah I hear lots of people bitching on cogent
<7> i'm using strtotime to try and do some dat stuff
<0> Ipowerweb's got servers for 80/mo
<3> Well
<3> It wouldn't be so bad if i didn't like, do monitoring from it
<7> am i correct in ***uming strptime is what I should use to bring that date back to a string i can use?
<3> just randomly some nights i get 100 server up/down notices
<0> joerod, no use date()
<0> DWism, ah, does nagios provide a method for determining if its a ligit outage?
<0> Like, in order to get a notice, yahoo.com and google.com must be working?
<0> Then you coudl pretty safely ***ume there is a local problem and not send the notice.
<6> 14:34:53 up 1 day, 16:56, 3 users, load average: 2.71, 2.37, 2.08
<6> weeeeeee
<3> well
<3> tasm
<3> the server is on cogent
<3> so when cogent clogents, the workd bogents, and the notices ... go out. :)
<1> 14:36:09 up 146 days, 20:20, 1 user, load average: 0.07, 0.02, 0.00
<1> I know what you're gonna say, that load average means it doesn't count, but hey :P
<6> well, that's the vaio trying to import wikipedia's last db dump into mysql
<0> up 146 days means you dont allow untrusted users on the box.
<3> uptime
<3> 14:36:54 up 107 days, 18:46, 2 users, load average: 0.17, 0.09, 0.02
<3> tat's our admin machine
<0> Becasue if you did, they'd exploit yer ***.
<3> athlon xp 2400
<3> busy f'er, no?
<3> :D
<7> cool thank _TaSm
<6> mysql irks me
<1> great big ditto
<8> how about postgres
<6> i love postgres
<9> I love milk and cookies
<10> i love teen poon
<6> I love fat people in small cars
<1> I haven't tried postgres yet, just Whoracle, SQL2000 & 2005, and MySQL
<11> here is an interesting JS error, "Setting a property that only has a getter"
<8> i migrated oracle to postgres
<8> good times
<6> LanShark-, really?
<6> why?
<8> as 'important' as this system is ... oracle was way too much
<6> in what respect?
<8> size, load
<8> $
<6> yeah
<6> you just don't hear of people moving _from_ oracle much
<8> ****ing ora dump was like 8mb
<8> full dump
<8> to top it off, it was on coldfusion
<6> I have to think that this wikipedia import would be faster if it was going into postgres using transactions properly
<6> it's importing around 17 pages a second
<12> LanShark-: ur mom is a fag!
<6> 8mg db dumps make me laugh
<6> you have no data child!
<12> thats a power dump
<6> only some scribbled down notes
<8> that is all of the information this program has generated in ... 8 years
<8> not *all* but close
<6> man I've got bzip2'd db dumps that are still over 20 megs
<6> most of them are actually
<8> 8mb dump is fine with me
<11> sweet
<8> less information to QA
<11> "XML descendants internal method called on incompatible HTMLDocument"
<13> bahahaha
<11> var wide = document.innerWidth; is causing that error :D
<10> dude you should make "the top 10 weirdest mistakes"
<10> along with "happy birthday" and "kernel left a gaping wound in stack and bled to death"
<11> lol :P
<1> LOL
<11> ok, so i stumble upon some realy jacked up errors now and then...
<10> i love "happy birthday",. it would be the sole response from a non working mobo of the 80's
<11> all i'm doing is using JS to get the window's width, minus side columns, then setting div id 'cont' to the width :D
<8> talk about jacked up
<8> im not with it
<11> Your search - "XML descendants internal method called on incompatible HTMLDocument" - did not match any documents. <--lol google has nothing on the error
<11> thats just great
<11> ok fixed that, now saying my element has no properties ;(
<14> hello
<14> is there anyway to forbid php to send emails?
<6> yeah
<6> edit the php.ini
<6> and disable the mail() function
<14> ok thanks
<14> thanks
<6> word
<0> Accually I think you can disable mail() per domain with httpd.conf too.
<0> Oh well.
<15> im trying to add a p***word column on my table, what data type is p***word? can it be hashed on the column itself?
<11> save as md5 hash
<6> bah
<15> oki thanks
<6> rot13
<6> be a ninja
<6> save tokyo!
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