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<0> save tokyo!
<1> feed tokyo to godzilla
<2> GODZILLAAAAAAAAA@!!!$!!!!@!1111eleven!!!1
<3> WHERE?!
<0> 122800 (17.817729554 pages/sec 17.8164236944 revs/sec)
<0> something tells me that all 2.5 million entries won't be getting into the db before it's time to go home
<4> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
<0> 2000
<0> bahahahah
<5> http://papa.bearcavecc.com:91/wsb/ <--any idea how to get that to work in IE? :D
<4> *lightning bolt*
<0> where does mysql put it's ****?
<1> in the tolet i would hope
<0> Error: /dev/toilet is not a valid block device



<1> oh well just ****s on the street like most of the world
<4> mv /irc/php /dev/dull
<4> dravine, in /var like everything else, duh.
<4> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw Ah, my day is now complete.
<5> thanks tasm now i have to gouge my eyes out
<4> *lightning bolt*
<1> dear god, illd give it a lightning bolt, or a kick to the head
<0> wtf
<1> live action, they need a tasar
<6> Hey folks
<6> Could I get a few of you to hit http://www.onbyseven.com/nl/mail.php and tell me what it kicks back to you?
<4> Yes.
<3> Yes.
<1> oh yes babby yes
<1> more more, harder, yes, oh yes
<6> LOL wow, you must know how to click it to get that Eldritch
<6> ;)
<1> i give good click
<6> I'll keep that in mind when my net gf is in need. I'll send'er you way. :D
<6> THanks folks
<6> When you get a SMTP 550 error back from PHP, that's something with the mail server itself right?
<7> yes
<6> Is that a relay issue?
<7> I...think so, but not sure offhand
<6> Ok...well i was getting the 550 errors earlier and came home and added my domains to the trusted relay on the server and things seem to fly now with no errors.
<7> yeah just checked, 550 is relaying denied
<6> cool, thanks :)
<5> http://papa.bearcavecc.com:91/wsb/
<8> Toying with CSS layouts?
<5> yeah, css with JS
<5> as IE has issues with height or width set to 100%
<8> Yeah.
<8> IE6 makes me cry at nights
<5> the middle column on that is determined by JS
<5> and position of right column
<5> how wide is a scroll bar in FF?
<5> 16px?
<0> depends on the OS
<0> if you're using linux and it's grabbing the gtk theme, that'll be varying
<5> whats a safe bet, on winblows its 18px, on kde basic its 16px
<5> **** it i'll just set it to 20px
<0> safe bet t here
<5> http://papa.bearcavecc.com:91/wsb/
<9> head **** here
<5> now to figure out a way to do 100% height
<5> to bad you cant do operations in css
<5> be nice to just say {Height:(100%-100px);}
<4> I think you can do that.
<5> doesn't work
<4> http://www.quirksmode.org/css/height/heightnodoc.html
<5> would think making an container div with a max-height of 100%, then setting child div with hieight:100% would work
<5> but nope... child forces parent bigger :/
<4> You might need to control overflow then.
<5> still forces it to big
<5> ie: have to scroll down
<5> odd, IE isn't even rendering the div at 100%
<5> set height:100% and IE doesnt even do it :D
<0> man, wikipedia import is going to take the rest of my life
<0> I ****ed up
<0> ctrl-c'd it



<0> because I was ssh to the thing from my other machine
<0> and it won't resume
<0> where it left off, so now I have to do it all over
<5> height:100%;min-height:100%; <--lol and IE doesn't render it any bigger then the current content, ie: 1 line
<0> it's going faster now though, I hdparmed it and sped up the drive a bit
<5> lol putting that in the topic now
<3> hahaha
<3> that's mean
<5> has norton patched that yet?
<4> DCC SEND "1234567891011"
<4> hahahahahah
<3> hahahaha
<5> LOL
<3> I love you _TaSm
<3> list c:\
<10> hey
<3> owned
<5> BCC SEND "012312312232"
<5> DCC SEND "012312312232"
<5> aww ;(
<5> DCC SEND "1234567891011"
<5> POS
<5> LOL
<4> LOL
<3> LOL
<4> bawhahahah
<5> so everytime he joins gonna get kicked
<4> God damnit this is fun.
<4> PapaBear, not Kicked, he gets DISCONNECTED!
<3> lol
<2> eh?
<3> Actually, he gets a "...attack by irc.undernet.org" or something
<11> norton shuts the connection down
<4> Ya, norton kills him.
<5> yeah
<5> lol
<5> funny ****
<3> I ****ing love Norton
<3> lol
<2> lol.. whats causing that?
<5> LOL
<4> bawhahahah another.
<3> NeB{wRk}, it's a sploit
<4> God damn, this is fantastic!
<11> I'm almost crying I'm lauhging so hard
<3> The trojan SpyBot uses these commands
<5> norton said it was a "Fearture"
<5> feature
<3> yeah right
<4> Man, this is really a great way to kick off the weekend.
<5> i think its funny to **** with people
<2> just having that pipe in there and that dcc command does it eh?
<2> nice
<4> Ok lets go into every channel we can think of and paste that string.
<10> hi
<5> lol
<3> _TaSm, many people do
<5> hmm
<5> lemme try that actualy
<11> I don't think you need the pipe
<11> it just seperates the things in the topic
<3> No, not the pipe
<4> Ya dont need the pipe.
<10> i'm not going to ask what i need in channel because it's related to Joomla module development. but if somebody knows how to develop modules for joomla please let me know
<4> DCC SEND "12345678910" <-- wont work.
<4> DCC SEND "1234567891011" <-- will work
<5> DCC SEND "1234567891011" <--has to be that one?
<10> just write my nikc in the channel so i get alerted
<4> Yep.
<5> sweet
<11> isn't that the same as asking?
<11> hi I'm not gonna ask if anyone here is stupid but if you're stupid please msg me
<3> reboot


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