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<0> i think i understand the way preg_match work now, i must p*** in parameter the string and the regex compare expression.
<1> yes, you can also get the result
<2> what's that if supposed to do?
<3> thats what i said.
<3> he's like check they exist..
<3> :/
<3> isset() or !empty is how i'd do it
<2> if he's checking that they were entered, use isset and empty..
<2> and escape them for sql and stuff like that
<3> ok heres his script
<3> http://pastebin.com/755139
<3> and i want to get him fired
<3> cuz a) i dont like him
<3> b) he's cocky and thinks he knows it all
<3> and c) i dont like him
<3> and d) his last name is fudge
<3> so he must be gay
<4> I.. don't see how that works, but okay
<4> WHo are we talking about?
<3> it doesnt work
<3> some new guy where i work
<3> i got given this at 9pm
<3> emailed
<3> and asked to 'merge it'
<4> Ah, I haven't looked at it
<3> into this site
<3> and... im like..
<4> I was talking about his last name making him gay
<3> **** off it ****s
<3> oh
<3> fudge
<3> well a fudgepacker
<3> someone who packs the fudge
<3> a bum bandit
<3> sausage jockey == fudgepacler
<3> packer*
<3> ie: gay
<2> ugly code, unoptimzied sql, unchecked POST data.. he should be fired :p
<4> Yes, I understand that, but I don't see what a last name has to do with it.
<3> and i dont l ike him. so he must be queer.
<3> oh his last name is fudge.
<3> meaning he _must_ pack the fudge
<3> or his ancestors did
<3> anyway you look at it.. he's a queer
<3> well ok. at least i got something to say tomorrow morning now
<3> thanks killfr0g. anything else?
<3> i'm halfway thru the email.
<3> im adding your comments.
<3> i mean.. i write **** php
<3> but this is double ****
<3> but i cant say that and keep a job
<3> and my code has got way better since hanging out here. ive learnt loads.
<3> im confused about the if. it doesnt do ****.
<3> do you think its better for me to a) do nothing and complain about how much it ****s
<4> Do you realise how many lines you have typed?
<3> or b) make it better and complain about how much it ****ed?
<3> im annoyed. i get emotional
<3> the words flow.
<3> im happy to /msg myself when im annoyed. i'll have an hours rant at myself in Priv msg before i realise im not listening to myself.
<5> which if
<3> http://pastebin.com/755139
<3> that if
<5> seriously though wtf on the braces
<5> OTB or not, choose one ***hole
<3> hahah yeah i know, hard to read innit
<3> the whole thing is annoying
<5> Indeed. I've been at this php gig 6 days and I'm doing better than that.
<5> But I mean I'm pretty ****ing awesome, too.
<3> haha
<3> this dude is a 'net guru' apparently
<3> yes he says that.
<3> i want to smash his face in every time he utters those words
<5> at least it's not 'web guru'
<3> i would stab him if he said that
<5> The word 'guru' is for ***holes until you're like 45.
<5> Also japanese people or something.
<4> Until you're 75.
<5> Hey life expectancy is like 72, I was being nice.
<5> s/nice/generous
<3> lol
<6> in php can int's be negative?
<6> just recalling mathmatics cl*** integers should only be positive
<4> I should hope so.
<4> Sounds like a bad teacher to me
<2> no.. integers are positive or negative whole numbers
<2> natural numbers are the positive integers
<6> oh
<6> ok
<6> i was mistaken
<7> can we use "unsigned int" like in C ?
<6> natural numbers are what i was thinking of
<4> No, \\sl
<5> naturals usually include 0 in CS
<5> 1 and beyond in math
<4> Silly mathematics
<5> Well, a lot of statement break down when you consider zero.
<5> It's just a convenient definition for math
<4> Silly cuneiform
<8> can i ask? can anybody gives me a link to read about my problem?
<4> We are not psychics.
<8> i have this text area but when i put some data that has apostrophe, it wont accept the data or save the data to database
<4> addslashes(), magic_quotes_gpc
<4> Also look into SQL injection.
<8> thanks cai
<0> i finally got my function working using regex and it is only 4 lines long
<0> + some line to sanitaze it
<0> i'm proud of me :P
<0> thanks cai for the tips and clue
<0> and sk8ing
<0> and psilo :)
<9> A Beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.
<9> After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?"
<9> "Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
<9> "That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.
<9> "Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having ***ual intercourse with her. He asked,
<9> "Do you know what I am doing now?"
<9> "Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came here in the first place.
<4> ahahahaha
<4> That'd have been a lot funnier had I not read it backwards
<10> HOLY ****
<10> http://www.smog.pl/wideo/857/nieudany_skok/
<4> What kind of crazy wideo is this
<4> To which I have no plugin
<10> parachute jumpimg
<9> we had someone bounce last year here...
<9> that company went out of business....
<4> There was a cool scene with a parachute in Mission Impossible 3
<4> With a JANITOR
<9> this looks worse
<4> Ladies and gentlemen, I feel the need to inform you that I am totally inept when it comes to styling my terminal.
<9> it's ok. we can't see your terminal... :)
<4> Yes, but I can, and that's what matters
<4> In fact, it's what I look at most.
<9> true.
<1> I usualy keep a naked chick near my monitor so it would look nice
<4> I could use a background change, too...
<4> Right now i'm using one I made
<1> same here :P
<4> Which is nice, but it's transparency HELL
<0> hahaha nice joke
<4> Joke?
<4> Oh, the herpes thing
<4> That was like yesterday
<3> indeed
<3> pay attention bitch
<0> hahaha
<9> heh. cnn says "allofmp3.com" does not have a phone number, and could not be contacted...
<0> i was reading the log :P
<9> +7 095 506-5258
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