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<0> hi _PhAnTaSm
<1> Howdy.
<2> _PhAnTaSm: yeah but I config the php.ini
<2> [mail function]
<1> thebenke what does www.php.net/mail say?
<1> Requirements
<1> Sooooooo.... Recompile it correctly this time.
<2> well... I can't install sendmail
<1> Why not?
<2> make says that sendmail.cf is not found or something like that
<1> Sounds like you have more than just one problem.
<1> What OS?
<2> Linux thebenke 2.6.12-12mdk #1 Fri Sep 9 18:15:22 CEST 2005 i686 AMD Sempron(tm) 2800+ Mandriva 2006 GNU/Linux
<3> yo tasm
<3> you live in NY right?
<1> Yep NY.



<3> can you do me a favor?
<3> nothing ***ual or anything
<3> =P
<1> Does Mandriva have some sort of package managment util?
<3> I just want to buy a skateboard online and the skate deck itself is 29.99$
<2> _PhAnTaSm: rpmdrake
<3> the shipping to Canada is 29$
<3> while the shipping to the states is like 7$
<1> Mandriva looks like a fork from mandrake.
<3> I was wondering if I could get it delivered to your place
<3> and you could forward it to me by regular mail instead of ups
<2> Mandrake change his name to Mandriva
<1> No, sorry, can't do it.
<3> =(
<2> _PhAnTaSm: i've try to install sendmail with rpm version and rpmdrake says that the package was installed sucefully and it's not installed ;)
<1> thebenke, hrm. Tried restarting apache yet?
<2> _PhAnTaSm: many times
<1> I'm not sure what the next steps would be, if you have an RPM and also a compiled version.
<2> :/
<4> kkkk
<4> haha
<5> im bacl , i failed to take over the world
<6> disappointing
<5> i'll try again tomorrow
<3> w00t
<7> arkadalar php yardm
<7> varm trklerden
<5> what did you say about my mother?
<8> sourceforge is down
<8> its back again
<4> its practicing the squat move from "how to dance like a white man"
<9> hi
<9> anyone know if its possible to search the html source of a page with google?
<3> sure
<3> I have no idea what you just said
<3> why don't you use Ctlr+f instead?
<9> like say you want to search all pages on the net that have a specific html code (like a comment or form target url)
<10> joejoe2: I highly doubt
<10> it
<9> thats too bad ;(
<5> form target url sure. but why?
<9> cause i want to find all webpages that use paypal
<9> how do you do the form target url?
<6> all webpages that use paypal?
<5> not inclined to help as its usully uses by little scipt kiddies
<6> um, that can't be for a good reason ;\
<5> exactly
<9> no actually i want to do some market research
<5> sure, you do
<6> sure you do
<6> lol
<6> that's what they all say
<6> awesome
<6> scared him away, we did
<6> wish I could see the look on his face right about now
<8> Line marker
<8> Whenever you close or minimize a window, the line marker marks the spot where new messages come in to a channel or query window. This allows you to scroll back and easily see which messages you've missed.
<3> market research is important
<6> NeoFuture: who are yeh talking to?
<5> yeah so is h***ling script kiddies
<8> sorry accidental



<3> Don't let it happen again
<5> or its done the pit for you
<5> down
<3> That's right
<3> >=(
<6> lol
<11> why couldn't they just make some kind of M$ Access **** for mac
<6> isn't there MS Access for Mac
<6> there's MS Office for Mac.. isn't Access included in Office?
<8> crappy php and no file upload progress monitor
<11> nope
<8> vardhan microsoft are pulling all microsoft mac support and mactopia
<6> there's a apache module that lets you monitor file upload progress
<6> NeoFuture: no
<11> i've converted the access to mysql.. now I gotta clean up the **** and make it usable
<6> Apple just had a 5-year-agreement to continue products for mac
<8> vardhan i know it needs php patched too
<6> didn't you watch the keynote? ;\
<6> they're not gonna stop working on Mac just yet
<6> so maybe in 2010-2011, they *might* stop. its good money for microsoft, not sure why they would quit
<12> Mac has filemaker pro
<12> fair superior to access...
<12> far* even
<6> access is and will continue to be pointless to me
<12> vardhan: yeah, totally hate it
<12> this telco i'm working for has hired a VB programmer to write their department DB system on access.
<12> its kinda sad.
<5> i smell dinner
<13> i smell food
<8> http://www.neofuture.co.uk/bitchunker/index.php
<8> yay \o/ files in mysql
<11> hmm.. what's a good stradegy when you are converting 14 mysql tables into 1. I have the script to construct the insert commands etc.. but now I need to sync the table setups of all, into 1.. i'd like to just code soemthing saying if(field doesn't exist){ create it }
<11> godverdomme.. i hate people and their stupid ****
<13> home time :D
<14> anyone here know of any good business management scripts that we could use that would be better than quickbooks premium 05 ?
<14> or is anyone here qualified enough to code one. we desperately need a new way of handling our transactions
<4> business management script?
<4> tell me your budget and i l build one for you
<4> build to order
<6> EneergE: tell him its $1
<14> hehe
<14> well, we don't really have a budget on the project, we just need something
<4> EneergE what size of business we talking about?
<14> we've use quickbooks for 9 years and dont really know anything else. im sure there's something out there that's better, some how or another.
<5> cool ok ill do it for 8 billion dollars
<14> right now its a two store franchise
<4> better is relative to the function,. function is defined by purpose
<4> dosent the franchise come with some type of standard for bussiness data? the franchise mother company should have some leads for you
<5> your moma is relative to your daddy, and that was before marrige
<4> my moma is relatice the wall mounted dildos, just dont ask what i am ;)
<4> lost a moron with cash right there
<5> how will i ever live with my self now
<4> you dont anyways so dont try
<5> i dont? whos the ****er in the mirror then>
<15> why do i keep getting this; Out of range value adjusted for column 'id' at row 1
<15> when i fill out a form
<16> I went to send another site "Domain (http://www.domain.com; 2 subscribers) -- how would I do that using headers/user-agent?
<4> Eldritch, ask him
<5> **** no that dude is scarey0ugly
<4> imax2, i dont know but i wouldnt mind looking into it,.. could you paste into pastebin.com bot the script and the database schema?
<4> DrDel, headers, thats your keyword search for in in php.net and you ll find what you want rather easily
<5> drupal?
<16> Ophicous, I did that
<16> and I googled it
<16> I cant find an answer
<4> ok i ll give you another hint to try: redirect
<4> that should do it
<17> hi
<4> j00 dauwg
<16> I read redirect too -- I have been trying to figure this out for 2 days
<5> imax2 its a known MySQL version 5 bug
<16> the tech guy from anothe website is telling me that he wants me to send him: "You can include it in the user agent so it looks something like this: Domain (http://www.domain.com; 2 subscribers)" can someone tell me what he means by this please so I can learn?
<5> why not ask him?
<4> header("Location:YOURDESTINATIONURLHERE")


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