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<0> With the NetBIOS packet that was set wrong?
<1> Na, there has been a lot of stuff sense winnuke.
<1> Though WN was fun.
<2> winnuke was cool :)
<0> What in particular are you thinking of?
<3> OOB packets wheeeee
<4> kaneda_ opening cd trays n stuff,. or maybe getting a screenshot of his hd
<5> you could flood microsoft with a fake packet in wich you write his ip address, then he'll get flooded by ms
<5> just a thoght... :P
<5> he'll get flooded with echos
<5> :P
<0> ****in' have him install a BackOrifice server. Tell him to run the setup file you send him.
<0> I used to **** with my little brother that way
<5> that's lame
<0> I know.
<4> i want more of the "where the **** did tht come from?" reaction
<0> But it's still funny as hell when your little sibling upstairs can't figure out why his CD tray won't stay closed
<5> Ophiocus: if something like that was possible you would get spam dirrectly on your display, not in your e-mail box
<4> ho but am sure it is,. just lacking the tools/knowledge set
<5> while you were talking to us, a big yellow box would appear "Buy VIAGRA!"
<5> "We know you're small!"
<6> I'm lame
<4> Lame_nick dude what a surprise, would have never though
<0> Oph: it is possible, but terribly impractical do to without first installing **** on his machine and then hoping you can connect. xk8 is right -- if it were possible with just an IP address we'd be hit by it daily.
<6> Don't you be rude, bitch :p
<0> s/xk8/sk8
<4> hrmm.- any thing at all i could try? without having him install ****
<7> RewriteURL vs ForceType? which is best for dynamic urls rewriting ?
<1> Rewrite.
<8> pages-articles.xml.bz2 1.0 GB
<8> oooh yeah
<8> come on wikipedia
<8> daddy needs the offline version!
<9> thatll be rich, wonder how many pages will be goatse trolls that they never managed to cull
<7> thanks _TaSm
<9> guys, is there any way to make php give the full decimal value of a large hex number?
<9> when i hexdec() it, it just gives me the 000+37E notation
<10> number_format
<9> its just not doing precsion well enough for this. nice.
<9> unless my random numbers all have zero the first 20 places
<1> What are you trying to do?
<1> Math?
<1> Your solution Redb3ard is to get a 64bit system.
<9> yeh, i have a random 16byte integer (md5 of rand()), and im doing modulus % 100 on it
<1> Um md5 has chars in it.
<9> the results of the modulus arent very random, 0 shows up about 20 times more often than others
<9> hex characters
<9> yeh
<1> Gotcha.
<1> That should work.
<9> it should, but it doesnt
<1> Are you running an old version of php?
<1> The old versions required rand() to be seeded.
<9> 4.3.10
<1> Hrm.
<9> im seeding it too
<1> Weird.
<9> no difference
<1> If you want to give me the source I can test it here.
<9> worst of all...
<9> im seeing impossible values, if the md5 is even, the modulus can never be odd, and yet every once in awhile, it is
<9> and i want to see the dec version of it, because then it would be obvious... the modulus is whatever the first 2 digits are
<11> can you successfully turn the md5 string into an integer?
<9> i dont think a cast will work on a 16byte value
<9> yeh, its truncating it back down to a 4byte, looks like
<9> now, here's the catch, i dont really care what the modulus of the thing is, im just trying to distribute some uploaded files into 100 subdirs, so i dont overload 1 with too many files
<9> so as long as A) the distribution is as random as the md5, and B) whatever method i use to choose which subdir is reproducible, i dont give a crap
<9> i really dont want to just plop them in sequentially, that means interating through each subdir seeing if there are already too many files in it, moving on to the next
<11> then why not simply do rand mod 100?
<11> i mean... how is md5(rand()) more random than rand()
<9> well, if i modulus something ***ociated with the file (the md5 will actually be its new filename), then in theory, knowing the filename also tells you the subdir
<9> since you can just modulus again to get that
<11> aha
<9> yeh, where as if i just rand() for 0-99, i have to store the subdir too
<9> hell with it, its only another 4 bytes to store that in front of the filename
<11> interesting problem, but i'd just store the subdir
<8> 2 questions
<8> where do you get your drugs
<8> and do they cause any adverse side effects
<8> including but not limited to, erectile disfunction, dryness of mouth, swelling in any areas, shortness of breath, nausia, or vomiting
<11> that's a joke right? it's a known fact everybody in here gets their drugs from Eldritch
<12> I thought the dope dealer here was Hajuu
<8> bah, **** his schwag
<8> no no no
<8> Hajuu is the dope CONSUMER
<12> Oh, no, he consumes way too much, he could never deal
<8> he wouldn't get off a tylenol
<11> dwork: yea crap you're right.
<11> Eldritch: my apologies.
<5> guys, do you think a 10k cookie is too big?
<8> yes
<8> you don't?
<5> I do
<11> i do
<5> but I was hoping someone will say no :P
<8> then why are we having this discussion?
<9> yeh, rand() % 100 seems to be distributed alot better, doesnt keep running back to 0 so often
<13> i think a 10k cookie would be impossible to fit in an oven
<6> I like cookies
<6> And milk
<8> I hate cookies
<8> but newtons are fruit and cake
<8> so I love them
<9> do i need to be seeding rand() in 4.3.10?
<13> psh .. newtons are for preppy british tea drinkers
<9> i love my newton
<9> we are talking about the Apple PDA, right?
<8> NeB{wRk}, yeah ,but it's fun to say
<13> lol
<11> Redb3ard: or, if you really want files written in dirs sequentially, you could store the dir number using shmop or something
<8> apple newton === the ****
<11> apple got a pda?
<8> yeah
<8> in like 1993
<8> it bombed
<8> put it this way, it's about the size of the vaio I got last week
<9> madbovine, i dont want more than about 700 files in any one subdir, and with 100 subdirs, thats quite a few files i can manage, hopefully, theyll be moved out often enough that i wont get close to that
<8> http://www.everymac.com/systems/apple/messagepad/stats/newton_mp_2100.html
<8> apple newton
<9> the 2100 can actually play mp3s
<8> I'd hope so
<8> they put enough processor in it
<8> Avg. Weight:
<8>
<8> 1.4 lbs.
<8> hah
<14> hey dravine
<8> pda indeed
<8> whatup JC
<14> nada
<14> workin hard
<14> hardly working
<14> havn't had lunch yet
<8> cool
<14> plus I need a haircut
<14> so...
<8> I'm bored++
<14> really
<14> I'm trying to free up space on one of my systems
<14> it's /home is like almost completely full which is where our ts users profiles are stored
<8> I'm trying to copy the wikipedia dump to my vaio so it'll be t3h l337
<14> brb
<15> hi dravine
<8> yo
<8> mother****er
<8> stupid firefox downloader
<15> yes i am ;)
<16> there are alot of date functions
<9> please to not be stabbing the firefox downloader
<16> what would you guys suggest the best way to add 5 days to '02/27/2006' would be?
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