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<0> i'm NOT in #sympathy
<0> ./leave #sympathy
<0> ;)
<0> Hajuu, any idea how i can do what i need above ^^
<1> I wasnt here
<1> restate.
<0> can you do something like switch(true) { case (SOME_CONST1): case (SOME_CONST_2): etc. ie just for everything case that is true.
<0> -case near thye end.
<1> ummm
<1> what
<0> oh geez, i can't type tonight.
<1> lol
<0> meh, doesn't really matter - just hate using heaps of 'if' conditions, rather use switch to see if a bunch of constants are true
<0> but it doesn't matter anyway, because i don't know if they are even going to be defined, so i need a better solution.
<0> wtf dude? haha



<1> >:D
<1> BWHAHAHA
<0> you could have just said you don't know! ****ing priest!
<0> :)
<1> I dont even know wtf you want to do
<1> biatch
<0> alright...i'll spell it out for you (irc joke)
<1> (I dont get it.. but keep going!)
<0> say you would go...if($somevar) { do stuff} if ($somevar2) {do other stuff} if($somevar3){do some MORE stuff}
<0> i wanted to know if you could get the came functionality from a switch/case statement.
<0> but my thiknking is wrong so forget it!
<0> and 'spell it out' !! we're damn typing everything..
<2> hi all. need some help. i transfered files from other hosting to my . now in site login things not working. when it was in old hosting they were working. i cheked files . they r using session_register. if session_is_registered functions. then i read from php manual that this functions works only when global_variables are disabled. but in my hosting they are enabled. what should i do? any idea?
<1> phatlip: Thats ALL the switch/case statements are for
<1> you ***
<1> lol
<0> sif, you use switch/case like $array = array(1,2,3); switch ($array) case 1: foo; case 2: foobar; case 3: foobaremyou;
<0> oh wait, no its not!
<0> **** i'm high or something.
<0> hahahah
<1> Man im high too :P
<1> 6 buckets
<1> 10 minutes ago
<1> lol
<1> thinking some cerial and some tv is in order
<0> yeah, i think so php. ****ing net is needed for me
<0> how dumb*** i'm being..thinking out this huge system and getting stupid ona switch/case thing.
<1> Well you ARE pretty stupid..
<0> lol, thanks
<3> hey guys, should there be any problems doing modulus (%) on a 32digit hex number?
<1> nah
<1> not a prob g
<3> im doing something wrong then
<3> im taking a random value, and md5ing it, for a 32 digit hex... the md5 itself should be decently random, then im modulus'ing that by 100 (0x64), for a number between 0 and 99
<3> the end result should be fairly random, but as i test it out, im seeing way too many that end up as zero
<3> http://pdatabase.dyndns.biz/test4.php if you want to see it in action, just refresh it a few times, im seeing 0 nearly 50% of the time
<4> is it possible to use the echo function to create a file on the computer without using the system function?
<5> fputs/fwrite would work better for that
<4> okay, thanx alot
<3> heres a dumb question... is md5(rand()) returning a string, or a 16 byte integer?
<6> hey is there a an easy way to get if multiple vars are empty? easier than empty($var1) && empty($var2) ?
<7> They are the same, for all you care. But it's a string.
<3> so i should worry that im trying to do arithmetic with it?
<8> hi
<8> do you know any good project for mp3 streaming with php ?
<1> oh my god
<1> fried eggs on toast plus crispy bacon
<6> but not too crispy??
<1> nah
<1> moist in the middle
<1> crispy on the outside
<9> Hajuu morning
<6> :+P
<1> sirKNIGHT77: Four eggs on toast, and 6 rashers of bacon... guess what ive been doing :P
<9> eating before gym
<9> :D
<1> lol@you
<9> or walkign arrounf stone island
<9> hhehe :D
<9> walking*
<1> ive told you before



<9> cut down on the green ;)
<1> your mum is not a stone island
<1> yeah? whys that g?
<9> hmm told you before keep parents aside
<1> hmm?
<1> what does ye mean aside?
<9> keep them outside our talk and jokes
<9> anyway how is your life?
<1> hmmm
<1> not too bad right now
<1> cept im broke lol
<10> is there a worm/virus which puts a.php , a.psp , a.pl and help.zip and changes the index.php files to _index.php?
<1> :|:|
<1> not that ive heard of
<1> but you are pretty retarded
<11> whats in the php file?
<9> Hajuu no work?
<1> No work :(
<9> hmm why ? not freelancer like me i guess
<1> im not "hooked up" to get freelancer work lol
<11> you actually find work as a freelancer sirKNIGHT77?
<11> are you indian or romanian or something?
<9> no man lollll
<11> 'lollll' proclaims that you are...
<9> here political climent ****s
<9> and no real work
<11> where are you from?
<9> so i work as freenlance
<9> lebanon
<11> figures
<11> so you work for less than minimum wage for over here
<12> Xsploit: sirKNIGHT77 is the man. show some respect, son
<11> thus why i cant get freelance work as im not willing to work for $5 an hour
<11> :p
<11> really rdw?
<11> he isnt earning much by saying 'lollll' :p
<9> morning rdw
<9> Xsploit i get 25$ an hour
<9> for instance
<11> thats not bad
<11> how much work do you get?
<12> hiya, sirKNIGHT77. how's things?
<9> and i get 200$ a day for doing some tests fo HP
<11> awesome...
<9> rdw not bad bro just wating for next week big protest
<9> how about you?
<12> i take it you guys made it through last week without any major problems?
<9> yes and finaly i have no guard to do no more
<12> well that's good.
<9> big issue is on the 14th
<9> :)
<1> You know whats really wierd
<9> have work with hp on the 8,9,10th hope to get paid before the 14th hehe
<1> you see all these people on tv eating eggs and throwing up endlessly... And you think they are weak.. but I ate 12 in one sitting once.. and its true
<1> lol
<9> Hajuu no man not weird , occupation terminated still president need to get down and car bombs to stop
<9> Hajuu eheheh damn it lol just one day i want to see you one day soaber
<9> :D
<9> rdw got married?
<12> lol, no yet
<12> haven't found the lucky lady
<9> heheh rdw in wich state?
<12> North Carolina
<9> hmm have a map or something? near california?
<12> i'm about as far from california as you can get and still be in the US ;)
<9> lolll
<12> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&sll=36.191092,-79.123535&sspn=6.081117,10.305176&hl=en&q=North+Carolina
<9> cause i might get to visit to us this summer , thought i might drop a visit if you dont mind hha
<12> hell yeah dude
<12> come on over to the mountains of NC :D
<12> that's where I be
<9> ok then if i went to us this summer i ll drop you a visit
<12> awesome


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